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  1. No need to worry about shortages anymore,...

    No need to worry about shortages anymore, apparently the UK will just let lorries come in without checks:

    HMRC chief: loosening of customs checks on trucks to cost UK GBP800m in 2021 - Trans.INFO...
  2. So Big Daves week goes from bad to... - Templar...

    So Big Daves week goes from bad to... - Templar European Logistics | Facebook

    This is the reality now, but yeah sure, absolutely great and wouldn't have it any other way. Ffs.
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    Prices going up is a fecking benefit? and you are...

    Prices going up is a fecking benefit? and you are calling other stupid? Have you ever bought clothes made entirely in the UK? Lets say made from Scottish wool and actually put together in the UK?...
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    Uber slow traffic through borders and all the...

    Uber slow traffic through borders and all the complications with imports / exports is a direct effect of the UK leaving the EU, not the fecking EU fault, why is it so hard to understand? There's...
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    I reckon most businesses that were getting things...

    I reckon most businesses that were getting things from the UK will now be looking at alternatives somewhere in the EU simply to avoid the hassle. They will probably carry on with the UK if its...
  6. Just let them go do gigs in Grimsby, who wants to...

    Just let them go do gigs in Grimsby, who wants to play in Paris anyway? Bring music back home and make it great again.
  7. There's enough facepalm worthy replies in this...

    There's enough facepalm worthy replies in this thread to lose all hope. And this is supposed to be a bunch of fairly well educated people :frown
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    [slow clap]

    [slow clap]
  9. Thread: Deaths from Covid

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    Not sure how its like outside of London / South,...

    Not sure how its like outside of London / South, but local hospital and surgery doesn't seem to give a rats ass about protecting their staff. I know a few doctors / nurses here and in Poland and the...
  10. Thread: Brexit wines

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    Seems like everyone in the importing / exporting...

    Seems like everyone in the importing / exporting business should start applying for those cyber jobs:

    https://twitter.com/lisaocarroll/status/1351223146339303426?s=19

    Taking bets on how long...
  11. Thread: Brexit wines

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    He should just retrain in cyber. There's fish,...

    He should just retrain in cyber.

    There's fish, wine, anyone else on the list of potential cyber re-trainees? I have a feeling anyone dealing with anything remotely linked to importing is going the...
  12. Don't listen to anyone in the fishing industry,...

    Don't listen to anyone in the fishing industry, clearly they know nothing, Raab said it's a great deal for the fishing industry as they can now catch 15% more fish. No one to sell the wee feckers to,...
  13. Thread: Brexit benefit

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    Remember, if you can't get a job, retrain as a...

    Remember, if you can't get a job, retrain as a truck driver:

    https://twitter.com/donnyc1975/status/1349825449464127489?s=19

    Actually, maybe not.

    Where's all the pro-brexit twats saying how...
  14. Thread: Record Breaking

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    I'm fairly sure most of the government can't...

    I'm fairly sure most of the government can't understand why people still travel, I mean can't they just go to their holiday homes and put it all on expenses?
  15. Thread: Record Breaking

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    No worries, it's all under control now: ...

    No worries, it's all under control now:

    https://twitter.com/BBCTomEdwards/status/1349650712444203008?s=19

    :eek
  16. It's the little things that add up, like closing...

    It's the little things that add up, like closing the tap when brushing teeth or turning off the lights in the rooms which are not occupied...oh wait...
  17. Thread: Project Fact

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    Nah, it's great: https://youtu.be/ucbn-jC4VYw...

    Nah, it's great:

    https://youtu.be/ucbn-jC4VYw

    But lets stop whining and retrain.
  18. Gammons came home to roost: ...

    Gammons came home to roost:

    https://twitter.com/AlixWzl/status/1348869269820469250?s=19
  19. Oh how I laughed, wait till all the Brexit...

    Oh how I laughed, wait till all the Brexit gammons go to Spain...
  20. Is that Fatima poster a genuine Gov poster? If...

    Is that Fatima poster a genuine Gov poster? If so, ffs :eyes
  21. Was joking of course, I can already see all those...

    Was joking of course, I can already see all those fishermen retraining in C#. One could also retrain in being a wealthy Tory donor, but that's a bit more tricky.
  22. Ah I can see they still have those Brexit...

    Ah I can see they still have those Brexit specials, edible flower pots.
  23. Leave won, get over it, if need be retrain,...

    Leave won, get over it, if need be retrain, simple.
  24. They can do whatever the feck they want now,...

    They can do whatever the feck they want now, including locking everyone up in their homes for the next month, the damage has already been done and all that is left is to wait till the peak is over...
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    Make the EU pay for this, how dare they! :tantrum:

    Make the EU pay for this, how dare they! :tantrum:
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    Poll: Bozo misunderstood and was trying to flatten the...

    Bozo misunderstood and was trying to flatten the curve but against the wrong axis...

    Seriously though the writing was on the wall weeks ago and they have learned absolutely feck all from the first...
  27. Thread: Tier 5

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    No fecking idea what those morons (ie. Bozo) in...

    No fecking idea what those morons (ie. Bozo) in government are waiting for, London has been in Tier 4 for two weeks and cases are still soaring:
    ...
  28. Thread: Record Breaking

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    Fecking idiot, I'd send him to work a shift in...

    Fecking idiot, I'd send him to work a shift in one of the many overcrowded hospitals:

    https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1343682938697900034?s=19

    And to anyone who says life is too short...
  29. Thread: Record Breaking

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    2021 seems to be kicking off nicely: ...

    2021 seems to be kicking off nicely:

    https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1345459896335085572?s=19

    :ohwell
  30. From what I've read no one studied gaps that big,...

    From what I've read no one studied gaps that big, its possible a single dose works fine, but it also might not work at all. They are now also saying that the NHS might offer a different vaccine for...
  31. If you roll out the vaccine with cases soaring...

    If you roll out the vaccine with cases soaring and only offer the first shot which lowers the efficacy to 70%, you increase the chances of the virus mutating and in effect generate a variant immune...
  32. Well now read this + all the comments and keep...

    Well now read this + all the comments and keep your fingers crossed the worst scenario doesn't come true:

    https://twitter.com/EckerleIsabella/status/1345024694643208195?s=19
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    Quick win for musicians / creatives wanting to...

    Quick win for musicians / creatives wanting to work / do gigs in the EU:

    https://twitter.com/thenitinsawhney/status/1343299937249976321?s=19

    Clearly feck em, they should just retrain or do gigs...
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    Re AZ-Ox: ...

    Re AZ-Ox:

    https://twitter.com/HelenBranswell/status/1344306446910058496?s=19

    Re Pfizer, didn't the UK only get 800k doses and that's it for now?

    Who gives a feck if it's a week before other...
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    Bozo's deal vs May's deal

    Anyone seen any reasonable comparisons? Is it just the fact that May's deal had the backstop and apart from this everything else is pretty much the same?
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    How dare they!!! They should bow down to the cake...

    How dare they!!! They should bow down to the cake eating and having it Brits.
  37. Thread: 1,246

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    No one needs to read the actual document cause...

    No one needs to read the actual document cause Boris says it's the bestest deal in the history of best deals, so just vote it through.

    If however you are so inclined as to want to try to...
  38. Am I correct to think this is for people actively...

    Am I correct to think this is for people actively going outside the UK rather than working remotely?
  39. Let's be realistic, there's two weeks till...

    Let's be realistic, there's two weeks till Christmas Eve at which point everyone takes at least a week off, which means there's 14 days left to prep for the worst case scenario. If you're not...
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    Surrey and Sussex NHS Trust.

    Surrey and Sussex NHS Trust.
  41. If I get that Dunkirk spirit going will that mean...

    If I get that Dunkirk spirit going will that mean that Brexit will be as successful as Dunkirk?
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    Our friend who's a nurse on a maternity ward in a...

    Our friend who's a nurse on a maternity ward in a fairly large local hospital said that none of her colleagues gave any crap about risk of transmitting back in April / May. People would not wear...
  43. A no deal in the current pandemic (third wave...

    A no deal in the current pandemic (third wave most likely coming right after Christmas) must be the most retarded idea in the history of the world. It's like being in a burning building and breaking...
  44. This is becoming comical, whatever the chat was...

    This is becoming comical, whatever the chat was about wouldn't it be easier to do it on the phone or via video call? Fly to fecking Brussels to put a mask say feck all has been achieved and fly back?...
  45. Thread: It's a no-deal

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    There's a rule in place now which says that if...

    There's a rule in place now which says that if it's important business travel you don't have to quarantine, which actually now makes sense.
  46. Thread: It's a no-deal

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    As per this: ...

    As per this:

    https://ukandeu.ac.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/What-would-trading-on-WTO-terms-mean-Long-Guide.pdf

    "Trading only on WTO terms is the default position, but in fact no country does...
  47. Perhaps create an LTD in an EU country and use...

    Perhaps create an LTD in an EU country and use that to deal with the German branches? Just not sure how easy that would be as normally residency is required for this me thinks.

    This is what I'm...
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    Don't have to arrest anyone, just fine them,...

    Don't have to arrest anyone, just fine them, surely that is now written somewhere that people not abiding by the rules of each Tier can get fined right? This is how they enforced masks etc. in France...
  49. Brexit related problems? Just get an Irish passport

    What's the problem, follow this imbecile's advice:

    https://twitter.com/StephenNolan/status/1051817320413323265?s=19

    Fecking common travel area fixes everything.

    The level of retarded-ness...
  50. Thread: Debenhams

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    "Oh sorry we haven't got that size in stock but...

    "Oh sorry we haven't got that size in stock but if you go to our website, we have all sizes available there" a phrase heard very often when going in to a shop to try smth in a bid to avoid the hassle...
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