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    What a farce. Double standards by the two faced...

    What a farce. Double standards by the two faced scum that the Tory party has become.

    Maggie will be turning in her grave.
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    Sticky: Hola Took Mrs Scruff for the first of the...

    Hola

    Took Mrs Scruff for the first of the season's open water swim at The Quays Swim. 16°C water temperature. Madness - no wetsuit "it's too warm".
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    Did Boris get it from knobbing Cummings wife?

    Did Boris get it from knobbing Cummings wife?
  4. Methinks that The Troubles are about to start...

    Methinks that The Troubles are about to start again...?
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    Thomas Dolby had a better idea in 1982. Science...

    Thomas Dolby had a better idea in 1982. Science is stranger than fiction.
  6. Thread: Titcam's back!

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    I have a load of Blue-tits divebombing the...

    I have a load of Blue-tits divebombing the Mealworms I put out for them am/pm. They are lovely to watch, and the fledglings look rough as buggery until their flight feathers fully develop.
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    Faqqer!

    Faqqer!
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    What happened to the previously entitled Leader? ...

    What happened to the previously entitled Leader?

    Good riddance...
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    Looks fine on mine - I am using PiHole to block...

    Looks fine on mine - I am using PiHole to block the ads, tho...
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    Automation is the answer to mindless, repetitive...

    Automation is the answer to mindless, repetitive tasks...Ask Jenkins (Not Jeeves!).
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    Well missed. His sense of humour throughout his...

    Well missed. His sense of humour throughout his ordeal was something to admire.
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    If it was South Ken. a man of his pedigree would...

    If it was South Ken. a man of his pedigree would have been wearing salmon trousers and a cravat.
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    Sticky: "The lunatic, is on the grass..." Odd...

    "The lunatic, is on the grass..."

    Odd neighbour hacking away at his lawn with a battered old 'lectric mower. His petrol mower is broken but he won't ask me to fix it, since the last time I...
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    Sticky: Streaky strips of smoked sow, were sizzled in the...

    Streaky strips of smoked sow, were sizzled in the skillet
    Chicken fruit fried in fat, followed in a minute
    Toasted rye, Polish nigh, toasted in the Dualit
    Ninety seconds scoffing Scruff, now it's...
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    That was a replacement for "Jeremy Corbyn" but...

    That was a replacement for "Jeremy Corbyn" but both are valid!
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    I have 4 Echo / Echo Dots. I used them all, every...

    I have 4 Echo / Echo Dots. I used them all, every day - listening to music / kitchen timers / stream Radio.

    I do turn them into "no listen mode" when working!
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    Sticky: Kippers, Eggs, Toast. House pongs.

    Kippers, Eggs, Toast. House pongs.
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    Nellie will have share the attention with the...

    Nellie will have share the attention with the little Yorkie now...
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    Sticky: Braai'ed, dined, wined, clapped. Invoiced! ...

    Braai'ed, dined, wined, clapped. Invoiced!

    Cov-Idiot-Cat #1 ensconced in "bum-seat". Pooh, bear of little brain was a genius in Geoffrey's terms. Good looking Burmese, however, which makes up for...
  20. Depends on the initial cost. Under £1k, no...

    Depends on the initial cost. Under £1k, no question about it.
  21. The computer equipment would have been written...

    The computer equipment would have been written off in the first year, in the tax computation.

    I'd suggest that they be written down to zero in the books and then the sale value is zero

    IANYA
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    A man who has himself for a client, is the...

    A man who has himself for a client, is the biggest fool...

    Engage an Accountant FFS!
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    I'll throw my thoughts into the hat. I would...

    I'll throw my thoughts into the hat.

    I would suggest that it is allowable, based on the fact that it can be classed as an office expense, and won't require capitalisation. The use case, in my...
  24. Thread: X Æ A-12

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    All fecked in the head...

    All fecked in the head...
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    Sticky: Finally, Surrey Heath BC is redoing the tarmac in...

    Finally, Surrey Heath BC is redoing the tarmac in our road. More potholes than the moon. £290 per month is finally being used where I can see a definite benefit...

    No doubt the (deputising) Chief...
  26. Thread: Visiting lovers

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    LM visiting Dr Kiss-Kiss?

    LM visiting Dr Kiss-Kiss?
  27. Thread: Who are SAGE?

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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    The most catchy time signature of any 20th...

    The most catchy time signature of any 20th Century tune. Golden Brown... bloody difficult to keep time unless you are in a trance.
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    Sticky: Mastermind finale. What a mixed bunch of nerds....

    Mastermind finale. What a mixed bunch of nerds. Can't help but love the general knowledge...
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    Sticky: Fork you, too!

    Fork you, too!
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    Sticky: Happy Star Wars Day! :cretin:

    Happy Star Wars Day! :cretin:
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    Dodgy Saffa controlled Steinhoff ...

    Dodgy Saffa controlled Steinhoff

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-03-15/steinhoff-forensic-probe-shows-ex-executives-inflated-profits
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    Sticky: Grilled shoulder lamb chops, beef sausage with...

    Grilled shoulder lamb chops, beef sausage with chili and paprika, plus white sweet potatoes on the braai. Albarino was a good following wine.

    Sweet is the Spring, swallows in the air.
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    Pies

    Pies
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    Two of my best series, too! Doron is Alpha!

    Two of my best series, too!

    Doron is Alpha!
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    Sticky: Pinch and a punch, for the first of the month. ...

    Pinch and a punch, for the first of the month.

    It's Friday, I'm in Love :yay:
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    It must be the all singing, value for money, CRM...

    It must be the all singing, value for money, CRM that they obtained the stats from...
  38. Shibbolet...(Sqkvirrel)

    Shibbolet...(Sqkvirrel)
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    Raspi V3 (Or V4 with suitable camera box) running...

    Raspi V3 (Or V4 with suitable camera box) running MotionEyeOS (Secondary cameras work well with Raspi ZeroW does work but limited by processor for HD work)
    Infrared Motion Sensing Camera
    Can...
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    For Boris Jnr Born to be Wild

    For Boris Jnr

    Born to be Wild
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    Sticky: Sunflowers have poked their first green shoots,...

    Sunflowers have poked their first green shoots, germinated from seeds planted last Wednesday.

    Baby Oak has emerged - Tall oaks from little acorns grow.
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    Sticky: Ozark (Nutjobs) Series 3. Very good start. Just a...

    Ozark (Nutjobs) Series 3. Very good start. Just a few deaths to start with...

    Thai chicken stir-fry, extra hot. Home made espresso and halva ice cream. No booze Sun to Fri.
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    Sticky: Phô and Ban-Mi. Yummy

    Phô and Ban-Mi. Yummy
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    Sticky: Longacres delivered loads of Compost (John Innes...

    Longacres delivered loads of Compost (John Innes #2 / #3 / General Purpose), Alpine planting, Topsoil, Farm Manure. Delivery was less than a week and 3 days earlier than quoted!

    Lunch was chicken...
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    "South African Man"... YouTube...

    "South African Man"...

    YouTube
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    Eufy 30C. ScruffTowers kept spotless with daily...

    Eufy 30C. ScruffTowers kept spotless with daily 2am 'cuming. Amtico flooring throughout, deals with rugs. Though we have no door thresholds at all, it easily climbs an inch (think slate fire hearth)....
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    There once was a lady from Dallas Used a...

    There once was a lady from Dallas
    Used a dynamite stick for a phallus
    They found her vagina in North Carolina
    And her tits atop Buckingham palace
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    Nihilistic poetry has fatal consequences

    Nihilistic poetry has fatal consequences
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    FYI - B&Q Stores are now open I got a much...

    FYI - B&Q Stores are now open

    I got a much quicker delivery time from Longacres and Wickes for my Garden Compost / Soil supplies btw.
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    ...For oft, when on my couch I lie In vacant or...

    ...For oft, when on my couch I lie
    In vacant or in pensive mood,
    They flash upon that inward eye
    Which is the bliss of solitude;
    And then my heart with pleasure fills,
    And dances with the...
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