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    You need to have licked the chutney spoon in a...

    You need to have licked the chutney spoon in a curry house and put it back.
    Spent time in a turkish prision
    Have a penchant for gladiator movies
    Weekly radiator bleeding
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    Chill in the Cavern all day and sing along ...

    Chill in the Cavern all day and sing along :cheers:
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    It's going to make the loss at RWC 2109 to the...

    It's going to make the loss at RWC 2109 to the first southern hemisphere team they face that much sweeter :happy
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    Count yourself lucky. I just had some kind of...

    Count yourself lucky. I just had some kind of green juice Mrs OS insisted was healthy after concocting it in her new blender thingymabob.
  5. Thread: What Car

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    BMW /end thread

    BMW

    /end thread
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    I'm no tech genius but am having all sorts of...

    I'm no tech genius but am having all sorts of issues with this GDPR stuff. I'm running a Global HCM implementation in the cloud and there are a raft of requirements we can't currently handle....
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    You still offering reacharounds at Bridgend...

    You still offering reacharounds at Bridgend service station?
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    Syphilis?

    Syphilis?
  9. Getting finished off with manflu :sick

    Getting finished off with manflu :sick
  10. He's a lot poorer than Oprah. It was a money...

    He's a lot poorer than Oprah. It was a money making publicity exercise and he never expected to win.
  11. I'd question why she would even want to run....

    I'd question why she would even want to run. Given the billions she already owns, her age and the lifestyle she no doubt leads already, why introduce that hassle. I reckon you've lost your 1k.
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    We had a thread of norks too FG RIP

    We had a thread of norks too

    FG RIP
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    Series 1: Milan the potato farmer hoes his rural...

    Series 1: Milan the potato farmer hoes his rural back garden in some distant European backwater
    Series 2: Milan is now chief tape changer hiding in some large corporate server room
    Series 3: Milan...
  14. Great to hear you've been discharged and are...

    Great to hear you've been discharged and are hopefully on the mend.
  15. On uranus?

    On uranus?
  16. How much longer can the Apprentice as a show and...

    How much longer can the Apprentice as a show and concept go on for. It's jumped the shark surely? I mean do any of the winners actually go on to do anything worthwhile in the Sugar business empire or...
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    I have the second generation apple watch. I was...

    I have the second generation apple watch. I was skeptical at first but do actually like it a lot for checking notifications etc. As an exercise device, it's nowhere near as good as my Suunto but for...
  18. Thread: The new PM

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    WWJD?

    WWJD?
  19. She's the quintessential corporate pole choker so...

    She's the quintessential corporate pole choker so if you get pole choker into a question that would suffice for me.
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    BorrowMyDoggy - Find your perfect match...

    BorrowMyDoggy - Find your perfect match

    Try this and see how it fits into your contractor lifestyle. Then if you think you can make it work switch from borrower to lender?
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    Read a few Zoidercock posts and you might get the...

    Read a few Zoidercock posts and you might get the joke
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    Personally, I think the fun factor of being able...

    Personally, I think the fun factor of being able to put on a pair of trainers and run up some hills (or through fields of wheat if you prefer)far outweighs pumping iron with a bunch of narcissistic...
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    Kindle Fire?

    Kindle Fire?
  24. This is all part of the Torie cunning plan to win...

    This is all part of the Torie cunning plan to win with a small majority, necessitating a coalition with a remainer party, that allows them to pull out of the cluster that brexit will prove to be...
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    a la Crying Game?

    a la Crying Game?
  26. From my dealings with them - there seems to be no...

    From my dealings with them - there seems to be no shortage of money at the MHRA so they probably could expand. The worrying impact will be the estimated 150 additional days taken to make available...
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    Anyone been to a wedding where the bride and...

    Anyone been to a wedding where the bride and groom make tits of themselves doing a rehearsed dance routine?
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    :mad :mad :mad

    :mad :mad :mad
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    You're asking me to explain the rationale of a...

    You're asking me to explain the rationale of a murderous madman.

    Here's one answer for you.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/06/world/middleeast/syria-bashar-al-assad-russia-sarin-attack.html
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    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/06/the-...

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/06/the-dead-were-wherever-you-looked-inside-syrian-town-after-chemical-attack
    ...
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    pot noodle winker

    pot noodle winker
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    chutney spoon licker

    chutney spoon licker
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    Colombian hostage destroyer

    Colombian hostage destroyer
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    test please delete

    test please delete
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    shameless rate whore

    shameless rate whore
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    Poll: Boerewors

    Boerewors
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    The point about security being - I'd trust Oracle...

    The point about security being - I'd trust Oracle (for example) to secure their data centers hosting SaaS applications far more than I would some tinpot in-house IT department. In fact just about any...
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    By when will it be great again? I need to book a...

    By when will it be great again? I need to book a holiday
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    I excluded the fact that she's also rear ended...

    I excluded the fact that she's also rear ended someone with it and given it racing stripes on both sides whilst pulling over allowing others to pass on a single track road. :mad:
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    I can only but agree with this. I bought a 3 year...

    I can only but agree with this. I bought a 3 year old XC90 in 2012 for the wife to ferry the kids about in. Think I paid 17.5k. I'd estimate since then it's cost me another 10k at least with various...
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    Seeing as DA and his buddy Eric Bristow have some...

    Seeing as DA and his buddy Eric Bristow have some time on their hands, perhaps a week spent playing darts and cracking heads is in order?
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    You sure you don't want her to "tool up" and go...

    You sure you don't want her to "tool up" and go round her brother house and give him a good kicking a la your views on Eric Bristow?

    Sexist.
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    Wikipedia tells me that Tech Mahindra have...

    Wikipedia tells me that Tech Mahindra have 112,886 employees. I'd be asking myself what is it that I have that they need to hire me as a contractor as opposed to using one of their own drones? If you...
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    I don't have a better measure for it, however...

    I don't have a better measure for it, however this has not been my experience.

    I've had 3 permie roles paying in excess of 100k basic.

    Never managed to get my contract rate above £750 plus...
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    Assassination attempts on The Donald AtW gets...

    Assassination attempts on The Donald
    AtW gets his sofa and SKA makes the news
  46. Poll: I'm just comforted by the detailed level of...

    I'm just comforted by the detailed level of thought and planning that has gone into this.

    EU amazed that Brexit plan covers whole side of A4
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    Whereas other "sports" like darts make you...

    Whereas other "sports" like darts make you thicker than a dodgy agent
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    Nope. It makes me wonder why you never read the...

    Nope. It makes me wonder why you never read the article in full as it specifically says he tried doing that to no avail.
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    :laugh My bullsh1t detector just exploded.

    :laugh My bullsh1t detector just exploded.
  50. Doesn't apply in this case as psychocandy is...

    Doesn't apply in this case as psychocandy is apparently unaffected.
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