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    You mean, like the one you left me earlier? :laugh

    You mean, like the one you left me earlier? :laugh
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    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tgLesZaalxY/hqdefault.jpg...

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tgLesZaalxY/hqdefault.jpg

    :winker:
  3. I have had no problems with man and van services...

    I have had no problems with man and van services london - http://www.man-van.co.uk
  4. Took some pics while he was doing that: ...

    Took some pics while he was doing that:

    http://cdn.cheftalk.com/2/25/350x700px-LL-252c65c4_image.jpeg
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    Paying surcharges to MF?

    Paying surcharges to MF?
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    MF should move to Australia ...

    ... he can make a killer through anti-discriminatory laws against fat people on planes.

    Australian airlines cannot charge fat passengers more for seat space



    :happy
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    How many years have you been contracting for?

    How many years have you been contracting for?
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    Exactly what I was thinking. They sound like your...

    Exactly what I was thinking. They sound like your first class travel fantasies.
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    'Strawberry season' innit? :rolleyes:

    'Strawberry season' innit? :rolleyes:
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    So am I ! :smokin

    So am I ! :smokin
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    FAO NLUK

    Paging NLUK :laugh:rollin::laugh
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    shaunbhoy gives him a daily massage with a happy...

    shaunbhoy gives him a daily massage with a happy ending. Does that count?
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    Is that Cretin currency, you silly cow?

    Is that Cretin currency, you silly cow?
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    Depends on how fit the lasses are.

    Depends on how fit the lasses are.
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    Mordac is MF's slave. He lives in MF's basement.

    Mordac is MF's slave. He lives in MF's basement.
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    Not much choice left in terms of European hookers.

    Not much choice left in terms of European hookers.
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    Have you asked MF?

    Have you asked MF?
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    Like adultwork, tinder etc?

    Like adultwork, tinder etc?
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    What are you? A fecking retard? :laugh

    What are you? A fecking retard? :laugh
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    Performer

    Performer
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    My last triathlon with NLyUK, AndyW's mum and Bee...

    My last triathlon with NLyUK, AndyW's mum and Bee lasted three hours :smokin
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    That is MF. I am only 35 :smokin

    That is MF.

    I am only 35 :smokin
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    Desperate :laugh

    Desperate :laugh
  25. When some beard wielding fanatics blow themselves...

    When some beard wielding fanatics blow themselves up at famous landmarks :eyes

    Allahu Akbar.

    HTH.
    MF
  26. What they say about men with beards .... :eyes

    What they say about men with beards .... :eyes
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    You old bastwerward. Wasted 3 mins of my life. ...

    You old bastwerward. Wasted 3 mins of my life.

    They look like rejects from a porn shoot :mad
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    Has anyone heard from DA recently? :rolleyes:

    Has anyone heard from DA recently? :rolleyes:
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    Shaunbhoy'sIQ

    Shaunbhoy'sIQ
  30. They probably forgot to set their clocks to the...

    They probably forgot to set their clocks to the local time.
  31. WTFH are you doing behind MF?

    WTFH are you doing behind MF?
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    You are a wild lass aren't you? PM me your...

    You are a wild lass aren't you?

    PM me your number and some pics. :smokin
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    Turd

    Turd
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    Who is your money on if Pie eating is made an...

    Who is your money on if Pie eating is made an Olympic sport?
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    Whatever. My local club doesn't have a single...

    Whatever. My local club doesn't have a single good looking lass. :mad
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    Can MF even reach his bush? :eyes ...

    Can MF even reach his bush? :eyes

    http://images.techtimes.com/data/images/full/17676/obese-man.jpg
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    MarillionBastard

    MarillionBastard
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    That ones got a big penis :eek

    That ones got a big penis :eek
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    He could share a room with his master MF ?

    He could share a room with his master MF ?
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    I've sent them all with enough Viagra. If they...

    I've sent them all with enough Viagra. If they can manage to give a sample with a boner, they deserve gold.
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    Team GB at Olympics

    Fecking good performance :yay:

    Good to see Trotty and Jason follow my advice on positions for agility :smokin

    Brexiters - Is this one of the benefits of leaving EU?
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    MF

    MF
  43. You are not fecking thick to argue with a...

    You are not fecking thick to argue with a Brexiter, are you?
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    Of the 'G' variety? :nopics:

    Of the 'G' variety? :nopics:
  45. Lie innit?

    Lie innit?
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    Where next? Guantanamo?

    How Anjem Choudary's mouth was finally shut - BBC News

    Is there a country where he can be extradited to? :winker:
  47. Yes, only the Brexiters fell for it. :happy

    Yes, only the Brexiters fell for it. :happy
  48. Is that your excuse? :laugh Where is your...

    Is that your excuse? :laugh

    Where is your arse-licking servant shanbhoy today? Getting abused in the basement?
  49. Each pound of what? MF's blubber?

    Each pound of what? MF's blubber?
  50. http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/0...

    http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/VQUm9Rz.jpg
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