Search Results - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

Search:

Type: Posts; User: BrilloPad

Page 1 of 10 1 2 3 4

Search: Search took 0.14 seconds; generated 37 minute(s) ago.

  1. Replies
    318,481
    Views
    18,077,129

    Sticky: Handy for washing off the blood after disposing...

    Handy for washing off the blood after disposing of your latest victim.

    So when do you start doing some work again? I suppose I mean getting paid rather than doing work....
  2. So why can't we just do away with the Westminster...

    So why can't we just do away with the Westminster politicians? :confused:
  3. Thread: Brexit news!

    by BrilloPad
    Replies
    9
    Views
    209

    They aren't. There is a handful. There are...

    They aren't. There is a handful.

    There are however loads of people in the UK using food banks.
  4. Replies
    47
    Views
    1,832

    Well?

    Well?
  5. Replies
    16
    Views
    391

    Best of all it is a 2004 model. So really dirty....

    Best of all it is a 2004 model. So really dirty. Probably even more dirty than NLyUK.
  6. Replies
    318,481
    Views
    18,077,129

    Sticky: I am expected to read posts and understand them?...

    I am expected to read posts and understand them? Where would CUK be if everyone did that?

    I only listen to ex-mrs-bps. And I don't think you are one of those. If you were married to me, you would...
  7. Indeed. At least contractors could visit CUK. The...

    Indeed. At least contractors could visit CUK. The writing has been on the wall for 11 years now.

    However some take it very badly. 7 LC suicides so far.
  8. Replies
    26
    Views
    554

    Is that the sound of pips squeaking?

    Is that the sound of pips squeaking?
  9. Thread: NSFAtW

    by BrilloPad
    Replies
    3
    Views
    136

    Best way to torture a squirrel is to show them a...

    Best way to torture a squirrel is to show them a picture of AtW. The last time one get into his car it ended badly.....
  10. Replies
    318,481
    Views
    18,077,129

    Sticky: Its those guinea pigs that get me. Pogle paid £6...

    Its those guinea pigs that get me. Pogle paid £6 recently! Inflation......

    :tumble:
  11. Replies
    16
    Views
    391

    Do you mind! I recently doubled the worth of my...

    Do you mind! I recently doubled the worth of my car. I filled it with diesel....

    :tumble:
  12. Replies
    318,481
    Views
    18,077,129

    Sticky: Easier than giving up refined sugar. And I do...

    Easier than giving up refined sugar.

    And I do want to give these things up. Even if it does prolong the misery of life.
  13. Replies
    318,481
    Views
    18,077,129

    Sticky: I am with the one who unfriended. I go to...

    I am with the one who unfriended. I go to facebook to get away from politics and other nonsense. Anyone who makes political comments gets defriended.

    Facebook it for family pictures and posts...
  14. Replies
    318,481
    Views
    18,077,129

    Sticky: Which is where you are wrong. I feel sorry for...

    Which is where you are wrong. I feel sorry for you if happiness revolves around refined sugar. Any "happiness" is due to the withdrawal symptoms leaving.

    Try and give it up. Its worse than giving...
  15. Replies
    318,481
    Views
    18,077,129

    Sticky: No. Because it is addictive.

    No. Because it is addictive.
  16. Replies
    318,481
    Views
    18,077,129

    Sticky: You forgot alcohol and coffee. And I don't smoke....

    You forgot alcohol and coffee. And I don't smoke.

    Its just crack cocaine for me....
  17. Replies
    31
    Views
    1,154

    Indeed! HMRC think otherwise - and everyone...

    Indeed!

    HMRC think otherwise - and everyone needs to stand against them.
  18. Replies
    16
    Views
    391

    Got the plates replaced at Halfords. They had to...

    Got the plates replaced at Halfords. They had to be glued on - the plates were ripped off and the threads of the screws messed up.

    Can thieves not even operate a screwdriver now?
  19. Replies
    318,481
    Views
    18,077,129

    Sticky: I gave up chocolate(and refined sugar) in May...

    I gave up chocolate(and refined sugar) in May 2019. And now I can eat what I want, when I want, without putting on weight.
  20. Thread: FactcheckCUK

    by BrilloPad
    Replies
    10
    Views
    271

    Until I read it in the Wail, I will not believe...

    Until I read it in the Wail, I will not believe it.....
  21. Replies
    9
    Views
    149

    Whoever you vote for, the government still gets...

    Whoever you vote for, the government still gets in.

    " That means you vote for the representative you think will best look after your (and your area's) interests for the length of the next...
  22. Replies
    31
    Views
    1,154

    I have been expecting this for years. Many...

    I have been expecting this for years. Many posters on CUK seem to think its a good thing. They are "real" contractors - its clearing the rest who are "fakes".
  23. Replies
    25
    Views
    587

    For DP that is civil. He lives in Swindon.....

    For DP that is civil. He lives in Swindon.....
  24. Replies
    29
    Views
    3,953

    It was always going to be a whitewash.

    It was always going to be a whitewash.
  25. Replies
    9
    Views
    149

    All the losers have done is whine and moan about...

    All the losers have done is whine and moan about lies told on the leave side. As if politicians tell the truth!

    Anyway, like most people, my vote was just to give the establishment a kicking. I...
  26. Replies
    9
    Views
    149

    I was happy until end March 2019. Requesting an...

    I was happy until end March 2019. Requesting an extension to A50 was outrageous. A complete breech of trust. Anyone with intelligence knows the UK is not a democracy. That decision should have made...
  27. Replies
    10
    Views
    627

    I thought they were your accountant? :confused: ...

    I thought they were your accountant? :confused:



    General. This forum is for specific A/L queries. Not for political posturing.

    NLUK has helped hundreds, if not thousands of Cukkers over the...
  28. Replies
    9
    Views
    149

    Why bother? I voted in 2016, along with 52% of...

    Why bother? I voted in 2016, along with 52% of the population. And it was ignored.

    In South Africa, this lead to freedom fighting by Nelson Mandela. Anything was acceptable as long as civilian...
  29. Replies
    72,491
    Views
    5,635,468

    OfDancing

    OfDancing
  30. Replies
    10
    Views
    627

    Not quite sure why this thread is in A/L?...

    Not quite sure why this thread is in A/L? :confused:

    LibDem are very contractor friendly. Ed Davey was chair of APPG that opposed the loan charge and he is very onside.
  31. Replies
    318,481
    Views
    18,077,129

    Sticky: I hope you repaid him by singing to him?

    I hope you repaid him by singing to him?
  32. Replies
    318,481
    Views
    18,077,129

    Sticky: Blogging in the community.....

    Blogging in the community.....
  33. I prefer Banks in goal....

    I prefer Banks in goal....
  34. Replies
    26
    Views
    1,036

    The Conservatives promised similar in 2008. By...

    The Conservatives promised similar in 2008. By the time they got into power, their position was reversed.
  35. Replies
    79
    Views
    2,023

    If only there was a mason posting on CUK who...

    If only there was a mason posting on CUK who could respond.....
  36. Replies
    318,481
    Views
    18,077,129

    Sticky: I thought the whole point of tpd was celebrating...

    I thought the whole point of tpd was celebrating significant numbers? :confused:
  37. Replies
    318,481
    Views
    18,077,129

    Sticky: I hope you are not cycling!

    I hope you are not cycling!
  38. Replies
    79
    Views
    2,023

    Indeed. Especially the masons. About time they...

    Indeed. Especially the masons. About time they put the holy grail on display.....
  39. Replies
    12
    Views
    408

    Is that what NLyUK told you?

    Is that what NLyUK told you?
  40. Thread: FactcheckUK

    by BrilloPad
    Replies
    24
    Views
    657

    And when have a contender for post of the...

    And when have a contender for post of the week.....
  41. Bonga Bonga. And applauded in a certain...

    Bonga Bonga.

    And applauded in a certain section of the palace.....
  42. Replies
    16
    Views
    391

    A proper post on reply #5! Usually I have to wait...

    A proper post on reply #5! Usually I have to wait until reply #10 for sense.

    One numpty even posted the same comment twice.

    I wish there was a mod who could delete the noise.

    And I have...
  43. Replies
    16
    Views
    391

    I am permie now. Massive salary, healthcare, sick...

    I am permie now. Massive salary, healthcare, sick pay, etcetc.

    Cars always get scratched in car parks and such like. I never worry where I leave the car. And when I cut people up they never want...
  44. Laying off 10,000 workers sounds good. And...

    Laying off 10,000 workers sounds good.

    And $190m is nothing. Let us know when they lose > $10bn.....
  45. Replies
    12
    Views
    408

    Straight people are allowed to use...

    Straight people are allowed to use electricity.....
  46. Replies
    318,481
    Views
    18,077,129

    Sticky: Sock disaster! I took a pair of socks out of...

    Sock disaster!

    I took a pair of socks out of the drawer this morning - they were close but NOT a pair! :mad:

    Luckily I found the other unmatched pair and swapped them over! So the fabric of the...
  47. Replies
    318,481
    Views
    18,077,129

    Sticky: Century :yay:

    Century :yay:
  48. Errr - HSBC? I was working at a BIG hedge...

    Errr - HSBC?

    I was working at a BIG hedge fund. They had a project for "the end of the world". All banks gone bankrupt apart from one. Which they thought would be HSBC......
  49. UK to become a tax haven. Back to Victorian times...

    UK to become a tax haven. Back to Victorian times - the UK will rule the world financially. With most citizens in poverty.
  50. The big money is only for the big cheeses. The...

    The big money is only for the big cheeses.

    The dairyleas get a pittance. Relatively....
Results 1 to 50 of 497
Page 1 of 10 1 2 3 4