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    I sell that on my Amazon account . How many do...

    I sell that on my Amazon account . How many do you want ?
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    I use it quite a lot now, mostly for Amazon...

    I use it quite a lot now, mostly for Amazon selling groups though where everyone is like minded.

    Dont do that social tulip side of it though.
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    I think you’ll find if CUK represented our...

    I think you’ll find if CUK represented our Industry we’d all be called Bob and Bobina
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    I'm Spartacus!!

    Kirk Douglas dead at 103: Spartacus star's son Michael Douglas shares heartbreaking news | Daily Mail Online

    Deserves more than than the deadpool thread.

    103 Respect.
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    Incredible stance to take. I mean NorthernLadUK...

    Incredible stance to take. I mean NorthernLadUK has been doing that for years and he’s still here!
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    Now just watched the episode with Jo Martin as...

    Now just watched the episode with Jo Martin as the first black doctor and I have to say she absolutely bloody owned it. Within two minutes of her becoming the doctor she was great. Which just goes to...
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    A Bladk Female Doctor. What’s going on?!??

    A Bladk Female Doctor. What’s going on?!??
  8. Masturbating to female colleague porn.

    Masturbating to female colleague porn.
  9. Fook off Newbie, joining in 2006 a year after the...

    Fook off Newbie, joining in 2006 a year after the rest of us. Go on, do one!:mad
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    just seen it. You’re both talking out your arses....

    just seen it. You’re both talking out your arses. Thought it was a cracking episode apart from the ‘time isn’t fixed’ bit at the end which may make sense as the Time Lords are all dead???
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    # Haven't seen it, but with DrStrangelove...

    #

    Haven't seen it, but with DrStrangelove mentioning Bertie Basset and asking if it was better or worse does not bode well.
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    Fook sake. Every year he does this.

    Fook sake. Every year he does this.
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    2nd Episode.Excellent. And we have an Arc. God...

    2nd Episode.Excellent. And we have an Arc.
    God long may it continue
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    only a month. I PM’ed you telling you were being...

    only a month. I PM’ed you telling you were being trolled but you wouldn’t have it....
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    The Cult of Cummings.

    The Cult of Cummings.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48laJC8wYl4 ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48laJC8wYl4

    Them fundlementalists are geeing themselves up I see.
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    Not a Telly Tubby, it was a long time ago and he...

    Not a Telly Tubby, it was a long time ago and he doesn't like to talk about it, but needless to say it was a drunken night on Hampstead Heath when a man dressed as a womble took advantage. He never...
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    I also believe that kicking the crutch away from...

    I also believe that kicking the crutch away from a poor disabled gypsy child is now 30 years in prison as opposed to the guffaw you gave 20 years ago when she fell through that glass table.
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    Watched it. Enjoyed it. Much darker. Slightly...

    Watched it. Enjoyed it. Much darker. Slightly better acting and a good cliff hanger.

    Everything is a lie. So I’ll guess the master is not back or not who we thought. Woke Master though. Prefer to...
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    Worzel Gummidge

    Forgetting Dr Who, did anyone see Worzel Gummidge over Xmas with Stephen Merchant and Michael Palin.

    I thought it was brilliantly PC, ecologically sound and a great new reboot, albeit Aunt Sally...
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    no. It’s Brad Pitt but he’s let himself go

    no. It’s Brad Pitt but he’s let himself go
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    I reckon she votes Labour, so not the Jews then.

    I reckon she votes Labour, so not the Jews then.
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    Prick. Unfortunately I think this girl has...

    Prick.

    Unfortunately I think this girl has called wolf and the whole MeToo band have got behind her. She accused 12 men of rape, which it was quite obvious was not 12, and looked like a gangbang...
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    You don't need to worry about any cats in my...

    You don't need to worry about any cats in my neighbourhood we don't have any. I nailed them to Chris Packhams front door months ago.
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    Not seen it, sounds like a spoiler. I do hope she...

    Not seen it, sounds like a spoiler. I do hope she grows into this season, last one was awful. And god I hope she stops doing that Oooooo thing with her mouth.
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    We’re not saying your biased Nat, but in...

    We’re not saying your biased Nat, but in comparison you make Bercow look impartial.
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    Scotspine was a dour miserable Scotsman but he...

    Scotspine was a dour miserable Scotsman but he was still funnier than you
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    I was a top notch IT contractor just like I is...

    I was a top notch IT contractor just like I is now.
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    Mordac you no the rules of general no apologies....

    Mordac you no the rules of general no apologies. So no need to apologise to the sad bastard for calling him a sad bastard.
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    Oh! Oh! Gavin ! I’m still here

    Oh! Oh! Gavin ! I’m still here
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    That’s what makes you a crap moderator. in my...

    That’s what makes you a crap moderator.
    in my day, I’d ban any Fokker I didn’t like and some I did.
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    I've got faith in you. I will be at a party so...

    I've got faith in you. I will be at a party so won't have a chance to take part again, but I am certain you'll make time to achieve your goals.
    ...
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    marillionfan signing off....

    Dear CUK Community,

    At the ripe old age of 29 and a half, it seems that the time has come for me to cash in my chips and depart for pastures new.

    I just wanted to take this final opportunity to...
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    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm9Xd_LWAAEcwjG.jpg:la...

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm9Xd_LWAAEcwjG.jpg:large
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    Im lying in my bed, MY BED! Having been visiting...

    Im lying in my bed, MY BED! Having been visiting family for the last 10 days and have been on every crap bed, sofa bed for ages.

    So I an relaxing in my bed now. Party to go to later
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    Global warming innit. Sun tan oil was up though.

    Global warming innit. Sun tan oil was up though.
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    I was sitting on online waiting to get the last...

    I was sitting on online waiting to get the last post of 1999 on CUK

    AtW :ind
  38. The Best There Is. The Best There Was. The Best...

    The Best There Is. The Best There Was. The Best There Ever Will Be.
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    Can’t stand xmas

    Can’t stand xmas
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    Be more savvy and use a Cashback site designed...

    Be more savvy and use a Cashback site designed specifically for saving into Kids accounts and ISAs.

    KidStart Shopping Ideas helps families turn everyday shopping into savings for children:
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    The start of a New Golden age for England, Wales...

    The start of a New Golden age for England, Wales and Northern Ireland that will last 100 years and the start of the slide back into paganism and cannibalism for Scotland.
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    I called it on day one and Nat and Admin both...

    I called it on day one and Nat and Admin both said, no,no, no. Proved right again
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    God you're horribly prejeduce with your he, she nonsense. I think you need to go and see the Inclusivity officer at your company, you're seriously in danger of losing your job.

    Discrimination or...
  44. £10k wasted on that day. I probably should have...

    £10k wasted on that day. I probably should have put it towards MB31's shrink, but hey ho.
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    Well, if they're looking for Trolls, you're a...

    Well, if they're looking for Trolls, you're a dead cert.
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    http://i.imgflip.com/3juqx2.jpg

    http://i.imgflip.com/3juqx2.jpg
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    Friend. Contractoruk Friend. Friend.

    Friend. Contractoruk Friend. Friend.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q Get...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

    Get one of these.
  49. I'm four foot two with a Napoleon Complex and...

    I'm four foot two with a Napoleon Complex and Spod is 7 Foot four with a Napoleon Complex.
  50. Why was my thread locked? This is harassment. The...

    Why was my thread locked? This is harassment. The mod's don't know what they're doing. I'm going to complain to Admin.

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