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    Sticky: Normally one of the bent bike frames will have a...

    Normally one of the bent bike frames will have a lock on it, just need to find the key in the pile of bodies.

    It's environmental, you're recycling something (a lock) that would otherwise end up in...
  2. Just take Heliocare Ultra-D once a day. Not only...

    Just take Heliocare Ultra-D once a day. Not only will it give you vitamin D, it also protects from sun damage. Been using Heliocare for a few years now since it was recommended to me by my...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: The Dog (tw) is currently...

    Morning all :wave:

    The Dog (tw) is currently curled up beside me. She made a good recovery yesterday. She’s probably found a dead pheasant on the hill and eaten it.
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    Sticky: TFBSZ :wave:

    TFBSZ :wave:
  5. Poll: Do you consider yourself: innovative, creative,...

    Do you consider yourself: innovative, creative, management or worker?
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    https://cdn.32pt.com/public/sl-prod-od-0/images/re...

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    Had a very nice Pinot Noir from Kent at the...

    Had a very nice Pinot Noir from Kent at the weekend.

    It’ll be a shame to lose the vin et cidre from that TOM.
  8. Maslins - MVL Online.

    Maslins - MVL Online.
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    If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there...

    If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
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    I'd doubt it. You'd need to be good to get a job...

    I'd doubt it. You'd need to be good to get a job at that kind of rate in the EU.
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    No sane person likes the Swiss.

    No sane person likes the Swiss.
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    Unlike his $70,000 hairpiece, which isn't a...

    Unlike his $70,000 hairpiece, which isn't a secret.
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    https://twitter.com/forest_fr1ends/status/12910907...

    https://twitter.com/forest_fr1ends/status/1291090750940291077/photo/1
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    Why? Because is't not something like 55%. Yes,...

    Why? Because is't not something like 55%.

    Yes, if you earn €265k a year, tax is 45%, and a solidarity surcharge of 5.5% of the income tax.
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    Probably something to do with the Workers Council...

    Probably something to do with the Workers Council (Betriebsrat)
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    https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/...

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    Sticky: Interestingly (or not), The Dog is now not the...

    Interestingly (or not), The Dog is now not the only one in this house with a dicky tummy.
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    Sticky: Thanks. She doesn’t normally poo in the...

    Thanks.


    She doesn’t normally poo in the garden. But on Saturday and Sunday she did absolute monster ones during the day (again, not normal, she’s regular morning and evening).
    This morning at...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: The Dog (no TW) is unwell....

    Morning all :wave:

    The Dog (no TW) is unwell. :(
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    Sticky: Just sat through Bridget Jones’ Baby. That’s how...

    Just sat through Bridget Jones’ Baby. That’s how much I love The Wife (tm)
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    Sticky: Contemplating lighting the Rayburn. Failing...

    Contemplating lighting the Rayburn.

    Failing that, I might light the fire.

    In other news, we have a sick chicken.
  22. Thread: More Darwinism

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    Are you saying the Mail got it wrong and the...

    Are you saying the Mail got it wrong and the photo is doctored?

    And what did your placard say?
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave:

    Morning all :wave:
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    The English “World Beating App” uses 50% of my...

    The English “World Beating App” uses 50% of my phone’s battery in 24 hours.

    Watching your wife on pronhub uses less battery.
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    Sticky: Not much done on the job list today. But and old...

    Not much done on the job list today. But and old apple tree was cut down. I may take Stihl to the trade’s description act tribunal. Their “pole pruner” chainsaw WILL bring down a tree.

    Apart from...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Didn’t sleep well last night....

    Morning all :wave:
    Didn’t sleep well last night.

    CBS etc now. Will probably do some gardening.
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    Sticky: Had a bottle of Cremant d’Alsace earlier - on...

    Had a bottle of Cremant d’Alsace earlier - on offer in Waitrose at £9.99 a bottle. Brought back memories of when I was working then 15 years ago.


    Anyway, TFBSZ :wave:
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    Sticky: Dog walked, sun shining, blue skies, still...

    Dog walked, sun shining, blue skies, still billing hours.
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    Sticky: Mackerel pate on toast here. Blue skies outside...

    Mackerel pate on toast here. Blue skies outside now, but getting breezier, and the temp is only around 6C.
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    Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. ...

    Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween.
    It’s terrible for the environment.

    Locally sourced, all natural cyclist skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.
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    Brexit was supposed to turn the UK into an...

    Brexit was supposed to turn the UK into an economic superman, but all we have ended up with are more clerks in Kent
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    I've recorded an album called 'Obsessed With...

    I've recorded an album called 'Obsessed With Sex'.


    It's only got one track, mind.
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    Sticky: Yes, although depressingly I read that grape...

    Yes, although depressingly I read that grape juice and apple juice don't count to your 5 a day if fermentation has occurred.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: TFIF, etc. Got quite wet...

    Morning all :wave:
    TFIF, etc.

    Got quite wet out walking The Dog (tw) earlier. I expect there'll be mushrooms popping up this weekend.
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    How many of the lorries would be in the...

    How many of the lorries would be in the congestion zone?

    Brexit benefit - lorries paying the congestion charge because they can't leave the country, think of the money the government would make...
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    Sticky: Just checked and we only have 2 bottles of sloe...

    Just checked and we only have 2 bottles of sloe gin and 3 bottles of grape vodka left.

    Better make more gin while the cider is bubbling away.


    In other news, TFBSZ :wave:
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    Sticky: Dog walked and showered.

    Dog walked and showered.
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    Sticky: Thought it was a tad chilly - outside is showing...

    Thought it was a tad chilly - outside is showing as 8C.

    Central heating just kicked in - it's set to 18C
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    Your left hand is going to feel unloved for a...

    Your left hand is going to feel unloved for a while.
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    Sticky: Was heavily precipitous when the viewings were...

    Was heavily precipitous when the viewings were going on. We shall find out more tomorrow.
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    Hold on, you’re saying that some bloke who claims...

    Hold on, you’re saying that some bloke who claims to have a load of property, but is working somehow with an investment bank, has been spinning you along in his dream world, hoping you’re stupid...
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    Most gins are made from a vodka base - it's the...

    Most gins are made from a vodka base - it's the easiest neutral alcohol to produce. You then infuse the alcohol with herbs to create the flavour.

    This is why you'll find a lot of the small batch...
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    I have a problem and am hoping any technically...

    I have a problem and am hoping any technically minded friend can help me.



    I am having problems downloading this government app thingy for Covid-19 on my phone.


    I am not sure of the make...
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    The difference between prose and poetry......

    The difference between prose and poetry...
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    Sticky: King Billy batted for Sussex and was from the...

    King Billy batted for Sussex and was from the Netherlands. He's got nothing to do with Surrey!
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    Totally agree. Dominic/Boris have shown no logic....

    Totally agree. Dominic/Boris have shown no logic. They have been consistent in ignoring their own advice, though.



    False. Boris, JRM, Priti, etc, are not terrified of the media because they...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Wet dog walk earlier, but CBS...

    Morning all :wave:
    Wet dog walk earlier, but CBS now.

    Positively Autumnal temperatures though.
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    UK deaths for the year are about 62,000 above the...

    UK deaths for the year are about 62,000 above the average over the last 5 years.
    Those who support Boris will spin it to say “but they were all old/sick anyway”
    The ongoing health issues for those...
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    Sticky: Another pleasant number, too.

    Another pleasant number, too.
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    Sticky: And Ommm

    And Ommm
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