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    A 1K ZX81 should suffice. So woohoo is Talkie...

    A 1K ZX81 should suffice.

    So woohoo is Talkie Toaster?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec
  2. How about you don't declare dividends and save it...

    How about you don't declare dividends and save it for when you need it?
  3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcoWdrerLdU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcoWdrerLdU
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    Iceland? Far too expensive with the current...

    Iceland? Far too expensive with the current strength of the pound.
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    Sadly, he's dead. Brian Hacking Obituary -...

    Sadly, he's dead. Brian Hacking Obituary - Preston, Lancashire | Legacy.com
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    Perhaps you're thinking of Project Orion...

    Perhaps you're thinking of Project Orion.

    Ship diameter (meters): 100 m
    Mass of empty ship (tonnes): 100,000 (incl. 50,000 structure+payload)
    +Number of bombs = total bomb mass (each 1 Mt bomb...
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    Again with the projection. Sad to be so miserable.

    Again with the projection. Sad to be so miserable.
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    I was 3 months old at the time. Can't say I...

    I was 3 months old at the time. Can't say I remember it very well. I do remember the Voyager missions. To see close ups of Pluto four years ago was amazing.
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    If for one contract you're with one brolly, and...

    If for one contract you're with one brolly, and for another you're with another, then you've shifted work location due to change of employer, and can't claim it's a temporary location - so no T&S.
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    And you're a sad, hate-filled, angry, impotent...

    And you're a sad, hate-filled, angry, impotent little man. Have you considered seeking help coming to terms with your life situation?
  11. That the best you can do? It's sad when you see...

    That the best you can do? It's sad when you see the one skill a person has declining as the age.
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    Oh dear. Ziggy triggered again.

    Oh dear. Ziggy triggered again.
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    Black and whites - go home.

    Black and whites - go home.
  14. Thread: Cat Buying

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    That's where we got ours. But last summer, when...

    That's where we got ours. But last summer, when my uncle fell into the swimming pool, she just sat there, purring.
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    Oh dear. Projecting again.

    Oh dear. Projecting again.
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    Have you asked this question here as well?...

    Have you asked this question here as well? https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/133572-should-colored-people-go-home.html
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    Accidents happen. I'll try not to do it again.

    Accidents happen. I'll try not to do it again.
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    Similar argument against cycle helmets from a...

    Similar argument against cycle helmets from a neurosurgeon. Since the introduction of cycle helmets, he treated significantly more cyclists with brain injuries. Therefore cycle helmets increase the...
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    Simple grammar failing you? Coloured people.

    Simple grammar failing you? Coloured people.
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    Don't forget seatbelts. They encourage unsafe...

    Yeah, it's a slippery slope. Servo brakes, clutches, synchromesh gearboxes - down with that sort of thing!

    Sheesh.[/QUOTE]Don't forget seatbelts. They encourage unsafe driving as well. :ohwell
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    Bit like the referendum. :ohwell

    Bit like the referendum. :ohwell
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    Just reply: I would request that you would...

    Just reply:

    I would request that you would explain what your request is, as I cannot understand what you are requesting.
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    Should colored people stay at home?

    Or should they be allowed to work?
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    His one redeeming feature.

    His one redeeming feature.
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    Quote about Boris.

    "If the Tory leadership election unfolds as widely expected, the UK will basically be ruled by a Fathers4Injustice activist. Boris Johnson is the kind of guy who’d don Spider-Man pyjamas and scale a...
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    Right..........

    Right..........
  27. Running two contracts concurrently is fine. So...

    Running two contracts concurrently is fine. So long as they're not competitors, it shouldn't be a problem. The clients do not need to know about each other.
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    Why do you think those contracts are in IR35? The...

    Why do you think those contracts are in IR35? The fact that they were two years long doesn't do it, in and of itself. Have you had the contracts reviewed?
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    Only if you weren't born in Britain....

    Only if you weren't born in Britain. Specifically, Yorkshire.
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    Strange logic though, even if they were all first...

    Strange logic though, even if they were all first generation immigrants.
    Somalia (for example) is totally broken and unfixable. The US is slightly broken and fixable. It's not hypocritical for...
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    I believe the logic is along the lines of:...

    I believe the logic is along the lines of:
    Bastards tend to get paid more than decent people.
    There is a higher rate of bastards among men than among women.
    Ergo, men will generally get paid more...
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    I quite like Jordan Peterson. It's a shame that...

    I quite like Jordan Peterson. It's a shame that so many toerags associate with him though.
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    You need to remember that it's fair™ (registered...

    You need to remember that it's fair™ (registered to the treasury).
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    No, not me. My deep insecurities manifest in...

    No, not me. My deep insecurities manifest in other ways. Oh dear. Ziggy's been triggered. :ohwell
  35. If you're resident in the UK, tax is due on...

    If you're resident in the UK, tax is due on worldwide income. There is a dual taxation agreement between UK and Australia.

    J can't see any purpose served by using an umbrella company. Nor an...
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    Wrong. In fact, if you've got problems emptying...

    Wrong. In fact, if you've got problems emptying your bladder, sitting down is more effective.

    Sit or Stand: How Should Men Pee? | RealClearScience
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    Under UK law, you can shoot dogs that come on...

    Under UK law, you can shoot dogs that come on your land and cause a nuisance, but not cats. They're considered under law to be wild animals - and not vermin!

    There are two ways to stop cats...
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    Some insecure men feel that if they're not...

    Some insecure men feel that if they're not standing to pee, they're not masculine.
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    Prawn.

    Prawn.
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    As men get older, it sorts itself out naturally.

    As men get older, it sorts itself out naturally.
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    I checked my privileges recently. I'm white,...

    I checked my privileges recently. I'm white, male, middle aged, wealthy, straight and educated. And I've come to the conclusion that I'm awesome.

    Though I admit, possibly deluded. :D
  42. He's Scooty? :eek

    He's Scooty? :eek
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    Or, as happened to me in Australia last year,...

    Or, as happened to me in Australia last year, your phone suddenly decides to get the battery equivalent of dysentery and completely discharges. Fortunately, I could commandeer my wife's phone and...
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    All right treat

    Milky-way. You can eat it between meals.
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    The physicist Jim Al Khalili OBE, FRS, FInstP,...

    The physicist Jim Al Khalili OBE, FRS, FInstP, PhD, pH14
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    I'm truly sorry. I was going for patronising. :D...

    I'm truly sorry. I was going for patronising. :D

    Yes, it's ill-defined, but it seems to be far-right, white racists nationalists especially those who use the internet to propagate their views -...
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    If only there was some kind of global information...

    If only there was some kind of global information network to find these things out. Oh, wait...

    The alt-right, an abbreviation of alternative right, is a loosely connected far-right, white...
  48. I assumed that's why they chose the name. If they...

    I assumed that's why they chose the name. If they make an alliance with other groups, it's could be called SODEMALL.
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    Good idea. Let's start now. 1. Jog On

    Good idea. Let's start now.

    1. Jog On
  50. To be fair, he's easily confused.

    To be fair, he's easily confused.
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