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  1. You are correct. Your accountant and other...

    You are correct. Your accountant and other posters here are incorrect. Your company can pay for the repairs.

    Just make sure that you treat it as a BIK and pay all the taxes due as such.
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    Sorry to hear that. Hope things pick up for you.

    Sorry to hear that. Hope things pick up for you.
  3. Trapped Scottish drivers forced to deep fry each...

    Trapped Scottish drivers forced to deep fry each other
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    https://twitter.com/simondolan/status/133487880213...

    https://twitter.com/simondolan/status/1334878802133004288
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    Wise words, my friend, wise words.

    Wise words, my friend, wise words.
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    3 March ...

    3 March

    https://twitter.com/simondolan/status/1234763616219521026
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    I will now restrict myself in this thread to...

    I will now restrict myself in this thread to respectfully posting references to Simon's Tweets.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EoSi45XVgAAQBwx?format=jpg&name=large
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    After a private message from the CUK management...

    After a private message from the CUK management 77th Brigade, I would like to issue the following clarification:

    Simon Dolan is a fine and upstanding individual. I admire him immensely and...
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    Alexei moved from Russia after working through...

    Alexei moved from Russia after working through the lemming population.
  10. I'll try the PM's overdue child support payments...

    I'll try the PM's overdue child support payments account.
  11. Simon Dolan will help us get to bottom of this...

    Simon Dolan will help us get to bottom of this corruption.

    #kbf
  12. It’s not true until Simon Dolan says so.

    It’s not true until Simon Dolan says so.
  13. Oh yeah. Sure.

    Oh yeah. Sure.
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    Just how deep does this conspiracy run, Simon?

    Just how deep does this conspiracy run, Simon?
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    There's always time for admiring a successful...

    There's always time for admiring a successful businessman.
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    Is that you, Dave?

    Is that you, Dave?
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    🐱Don't bum a cat

    Squirrels are a lot more springy.

    Alexei
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    Who knows?

    Who knows?
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    Beats me, but plenty of contractors are on weekly...

    Beats me, but plenty of contractors are on weekly timesheets and billing and will rack this up over a couple of years.
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    Which proves just how deep the conspiracy runs.

    Which proves just how deep the conspiracy runs.
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    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:AN...

    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9xRfx_TrxkNhiJXfIA8UmhATXPLDFDnIsMQ&usqp=CAU
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    Amen to that.

    Amen to that.
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    Or forms a political party.

    Or forms a political party.
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    They are true. Simon says.

    They are true. Simon says.
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    I like the clarity of thought. On one hand Bill...

    I like the clarity of thought. On one hand Bill Gates is connected to the dastardly Wuhan Lab, and on the other hand, the virus affects almost no-one.
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    Unfortunately, LM, there are a lot of...

    Unfortunately, LM, there are a lot of glass-half-empty misery-guts around who see DOOM in everything.
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    He should have stuck to what he knew.

    He should have stuck to what he knew.
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    What do you do if it's exactly 5 hours?

    What do you do if it's exactly 5 hours?
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    Dementia in Brexiteers is easily confused with...

    Dementia in Brexiteers is easily confused with cretinism, hence the change in the statistics.
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    I wouldn't mind a decent takeaway.

    I wouldn't mind a decent takeaway.
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    Because you are of Indian origin and have...

    Because you are of Indian origin and have disfiguring facial injuries. Which makes you a crushedasian. You are Dim Prawn and I claim my 1g of gold.
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    Fortunately, Simon has assembled the pieces of...

    Fortunately, Simon has assembled the pieces of the jigsaw for use here.

    https://twitter.com/simondolan/status/1334463443802394624
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    Today's shock revelation from Simon: ...

    Today's shock revelation from Simon:

    https://twitter.com/simondolan/status/1334466529879011334
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    No wonder the Mail is so proud.

    No wonder the Mail is so proud.
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    Easy enough for Soros’s NWO to make sure they get...

    Easy enough for Soros’s NWO to make sure they get a harmless vitamin boost instead.
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    Maybe he has BR14 Syndrome.

    Maybe he has BR14 Syndrome.
  37. EU criticises 'hasty' UK approval of Covid-19...

    EU criticises 'hasty' UK approval of Covid-19 vaccine
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    Soros has deployed the 77th? Explains why we...

    Soros has deployed the 77th? Explains why we haven’t heard from Shauny.
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    Your job is to get this thread to page 1 on...

    Your job is to get this thread to page 1 on Google when searching for Simon Dolan.
  40. Such a waste of a life.

    Such a waste of a life.
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    Darren Upton has long fingers.

    Darren Upton has long fingers.
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    But a tiny desk. ...

    But a tiny desk.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EnzO93XUwAA7KWS?format=jpg&name=medium
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    How big are his hands?

    How big are his hands?
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    Now the 77th Brigade are attacking Simon's brave...

    Now the 77th Brigade are attacking Simon's brave troops.

    https://twitter.com/simondolan/status/1334183001400471558
  45. You will not be offered the vaccine, due to your...

    You will not be offered the vaccine, due to your failing the correct apostrophe usage qualification criterion. Maybe when there's a cheap dodgy one available, they might get round to you.
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    Not as wealthy as George Soros who seems to be a...

    Not as wealthy as George Soros who seems to be a concern to Simon.
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    He could sue you for saying that. Simon believes...

    He could sue you for saying that. Simon believes fervently in freedom of speech, and just three hours ago tweeted this disturbing report:

    https://twitter.com/simondolan/status/1334126402099159040
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    Looks like someone is ahead of us for a little...

    Looks like someone is ahead of us for a little holiday.

    https://i.ibb.co/PwKWX5M/Capture.png
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    Dolan Accountancy's Twitter feed

    All seems very reasonable:





    https://twitter.com/dolanaccounts?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
  50. Not even a repressed homosexual bot?

    Not even a repressed homosexual bot?
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