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    I was told £35-ish, depending how quickly I want...

    I was told £35-ish, depending how quickly I want it.
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    I thought local authorities were doing their own...

    I thought local authorities were doing their own thing. Mine is - I thought about offering my services, but it would be unpaid and I would have to pay for my DBS check. Feck that.
    Also BBC local...
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    Yeah, right...:laugh

    Yeah, right...:laugh
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    I bet Crapita are involved somehow. :bang:

    I bet Crapita are involved somehow.

    :bang:
  5. They don't need to be 'happy with it' they just...

    They don't need to be 'happy with it' they just need to be convinced that the alternative is worse. This is how the EU is going to operate going forward.
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    You won't get banned for that. You probably won't...

    You won't get banned for that. You probably won't be allowed to watch CBeebies for a day or two though...
  7. You're missing the point here. The EU thinks of...

    You're missing the point here. The EU thinks of itself as a nation state (it is in all but name in fact) and by having a diplomatic relationship with three-quarters of the world means there won't be...
  8. Thread: Knobs off

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    Knob darts. :eek: Only in Dorset...

    Knob darts. :eek: Only in Dorset...
  9. What about them? I don't think you're comparing...

    What about them? I don't think you're comparing 'like with like' here.
  10. An admission that the EU is actually a nation...

    An admission that the EU is actually a nation state in-waiting? As long as the individual member states (such as they are still states) don't, there's no actual problem. We already have one...
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    It's in Wales, what on earth did they expect?...

    It's in Wales, what on earth did they expect? :ohwell
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    On the plus side they are unlikely to have...

    On the plus side they are unlikely to have screaming young kids with them...
  13. You're not wrong. He doesn't like criticism, does...

    You're not wrong. He doesn't like criticism, does he...:wave:
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    Alas not something you're ever likely to be...

    Alas not something you're ever likely to be troubled with...:wink
  15. They'd have to renegotiate the Treaty Of...

    They'd have to renegotiate the Treaty Of Utrecht*. Perhaps we could swap it for Mallorca, which might as well be a British colony.

    *Look it up. It was the last time Britain gained any benefit...
  16. I read somewhere a while back that Chinese...

    I read somewhere a while back that Chinese investors were willing to pay a decent premium for a property that had never been lived in. Keeping it empty was therefore potentially more profitable than...
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    I wonder how many lawyers have been in touch to...

    I wonder how many lawyers have been in touch to advise her of her legal rights to his assets. :eyes
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    Exactly. It's said there's no such thing as bad...

    Exactly. It's said there's no such thing as bad publicity (unless you're currently working in the marketing dept of the Trump Organisation) :wink
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    The operative word in that sentence: 'was'... ...

    The operative word in that sentence: 'was'...

    :eek
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    Peasant! It's the other way around. Sausages...

    Peasant! It's the other way around.

    Sausages - Brown sauce (a little mustard is acceptable)
    Bacon - Tomato ketchup

    The End.
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    You'd think they would be, given that they own a...

    You'd think they would be, given that they own a substantial stake in Eurostar.
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    The UK is a civilised country; apologies for the...

    The UK is a civilised country; apologies for the inconvenience, and do feel free to feck off to somewhere that isn't.
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    Certainly not now. He's gone off to 'serve...

    Certainly not now. He's gone off to 'serve France' - some would argue he's been doing that for years.
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    Neither has imposed any laws upon the UK, nor did...

    Neither has imposed any laws upon the UK, nor did they ever have the power to do so.
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    All of you on hourly rates must be crapping...

    All of you on hourly rates must be crapping yourselves...
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    If he is, that may go some way as to...

    If he is, that may go some way as to understanding why we voted to leave. Nobody has ever had the opportunity to vote him into office. Or indeed vote him out of office. Maybe we could have voted for...
  27. Thread: Dead today

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    It probably felt like that, but it was just...

    It probably felt like that, but it was just me...:bluelight
  28. What I'd like to call them is far worse. NAT...

    What I'd like to call them is far worse. NAT thinks it's racist, and he has the hammer so he wins. You can still use anti-semitic slurs though, if that floats your boat. :eyes
  29. He's got the morals of Mordac, and looks like one...

    He's got the morals of Mordac, and looks like one for good measure. :winker:
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    I'm not on Twatter - is this a wind-up? No...

    I'm not on Twatter - is this a wind-up? No mention of this momentous news on the Beeb or the Graun.

    :tumble:
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    As in 'he's got the horn, but he's hoping his...

    As in 'he's got the horn, but he's hoping his cellmate doesn't'...?
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    She had better hope that if she ever goes for...

    She had better hope that if she ever goes for another job the new employer doesn't google her. That's when one can judge whether she came out of this episode 'well'.
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    By the looks of him, he'd probably prefer raw...

    By the looks of him, he'd probably prefer raw meat...
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    Even if you add them all together? :wink

    Even if you add them all together? :wink
  35. Yes, that's the Boris Clause... Since nobody's...

    Yes, that's the Boris Clause...

    Since nobody's actually helped Boris with a list of parks which are closer to SW1 than Stratford, I'll start with a few:
    St James's Park
    Green Park
    Hyde Park...
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    Poll: Well that's not going to get slaughtered by the...

    Well that's not going to get slaughtered by the gender police on Twatter, is it...
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    Don't worry, the EU Commission President says...

    Don't worry, the EU Commission President says 'nothing to see here'. Interesting phone call later?
    "Ursula, haben wir ein kleine problem?"
    "Nein, Mutti..."

    *Apologies for the very rusty German...
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    Is there much of a market in Viking Beards? ...

    Is there much of a market in Viking Beards?

    https://e3.365dm.com/21/01/1600x900/skynews-jake-angeli-usa-us_5232482.jpg?bypass-service-worker&20210109174448

    Silly question...
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    Who else thought 'slap the chicken' was a...

    Who else thought 'slap the chicken' was a euphemism...?

    :igmc:
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    INSKPE By 'more suitable for a single bloke', I...

    INSKPE
    By 'more suitable for a single bloke', I think he means 'a luxury penthouse'. :wink
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    EU Rules Flouted...

    ...by the Germans. Who'd have thunk it...:laugh

    Germany accused of breaching EU rules by purchasing supplies of vaccine unilaterally
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    There's nothing professional about anything on...

    There's nothing professional about anything on Twatter.
    Great response from the boss though - 'put on your big girl pants and grow up'. Classic.
  43. The original post was for the UK as a whole, not...

    The original post was for the UK as a whole, not specifically NI or IRE, both of which are in the Single Market. I thought Brexit was supposed to cause food shortages in the UK, not the EU. Perhaps...
  44. And more importantly, plenty of booze as well...

    And more importantly, plenty of booze as well...
  45. Sir Stuart Rose, former Remainer-in-Chief. Brexit...

    Sir Stuart Rose, former Remainer-in-Chief. Brexit must be mentioned at every opportunity, even if it's barely relevant. Ocado sell M&S produce, and they're not having any problems.
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    We'll see, shall we? If he ends up in Old Sparky,...

    We'll see, shall we? If he ends up in Old Sparky, I'll buy you an extra large Doner with double chilli sauce, OK?
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    Mine says it's 'active and scanning'. I haven't...

    Mine says it's 'active and scanning'. I haven't been ill, so it must be working well. :banana:
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    I didn't say it was up to Biden, I was pointing...

    I didn't say it was up to Biden, I was pointing out that he won't want to see Trump on the front pages for the next year (or more). And good luck getting Trump to stay silent while all that rumbles...
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    I doubt Biden wants Trump to be daily headline...

    I doubt Biden wants Trump to be daily headline news for the next year, even if it's a case of how much jail time everyone thinks he'll get. :eyes
  50. As you can see into the future, could you pm me...

    As you can see into the future, could you pm me with Septembers lottery numbers please? I've been offered a flu jab twice (once in November, and again in the last week), and chose not to have it....
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