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    Relative age is a nice way of looking at it. A...

    Relative age is a nice way of looking at it. A one year old will age 100% in the next year. I will only age by less than 1.4%.
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    What about all the infrared and ultraviolet...

    What about all the infrared and ultraviolet coloured people? Just ignored because we can't see them.
  3. Time they stopped hate crimes against us white...

    Time they stopped hate crimes against us white van drivers. We ain't all kiddy snatchers.
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    Yeh, I like the last two too. Being a psychopath...

    Yeh, I like the last two too. Being a psychopath sounds rather fun actually.
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    She is. She's atW!

    She is. She's atW!
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    Sticky: Loony lady 1 on holiday with friend so walking on...

    Loony lady 1 on holiday with friend so walking on me own today and Saturday. Maybe I'll take me little puppet parrot for company.
  7. Sounds like you have experience.

    Sounds like you have experience.
  8. Generally, I think we need to take climate change...

    Generally, I think we need to take climate change seriously but there's never any issue on which both sides don't exaggerate.

    Simplistic tick boxing is probably more of a problem, every measure...
  9. Maybe some STDs will counter it. More fun than...

    Maybe some STDs will counter it. More fun than Dengue anyway.
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    Still got an ancient video sender. Many years ago...

    Still got an ancient video sender. Many years ago I tried it out and it completely blocked the digital TV signal, stopped the missus from watching Strictly Come Dancing. Maybe I'll dig it out and see...
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    We are kindred spirits!

    We are kindred spirits!
  12. Yer right there. That's an idea, ladies could get...

    Yer right there. That's an idea, ladies could get paid for adverts on their bits.
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    Other options? Sure, but not any that had any...

    Other options? Sure, but not any that had any chance of winning the election. It was either Carbuncle or Blow Job in reality.

    If they'd had any chance, I would have voted for The Monster Raving...
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    PS Why is this thread not in the boring Brexit...

    PS Why is this thread not in the boring Brexit forum?
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    Well yeh, but don't forget the only other option...

    Well yeh, but don't forget the only other option at the time was that lunatic Hugo Chavez admirer Corbyn. A dead spider would have been a better option than that. Doubt EU issue was the main driver...
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    Sticky: Nothing at all in my area this month. How boring!

    Nothing at all in my area this month. How boring!
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    Sticky: Went to see sister in Herefordshire. Knackered...

    Went to see sister in Herefordshire. Knackered from long drive back. Quite nice yesterday, went for drink with old workmate who lives that way and he showed me round Ludlow.

    Don't like long drives...
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    Isn't it a bit odd that we are we supposed to...

    Isn't it a bit odd that we are we supposed to sneeze into our elbows and then bump elbows with others instead of shaking hands? How much of this virus has been transmitted via elbows?
  19. There's so many weird perves out there I suspect...

    There's so many weird perves out there I suspect some blokes might liker sticking their thingies in a python's mouth.
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    Sticky: Sitting in garden when a pigeon landed on trellis...

    Sitting in garden when a pigeon landed on trellis nearby. It flew off when I started moaning to myself. Unsympathetic little bastard, I wont' be leaving him any seed this winter.
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    Sticky: Difficult finding replacements for built in stuff...

    Difficult finding replacements for built in stuff if the old model ain't around. Took me weeks to replace a microwave a while ago.
  22. Wasn't sure what a celestial groove was, thought...

    Wasn't sure what a celestial groove was, thought maybe Saturn and Jupiter were having a bit of nookie. Google brought up music by Astral Projection. Like that sort of music!
  23. He's totally right. This mental illness is...

    He's totally right. This mental illness is clearly being spread by an Illuminati of giant lizards using 5G.
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    Quite right. Us miserable unfriendly gits deserve...

    Quite right. Us miserable unfriendly gits deserve a chance in life.
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    Better keep away from local dogging sites when I...

    Better keep away from local dogging sites when I go on my walk this afternoon.
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    How can one usually tell if someone is a sockie?...

    How can one usually tell if someone is a sockie? If people are using public internet providers, can't one can only get the general area from an IP?

    PS 40 infraction points=1 month ban? I'm working...
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    Sticky: Dropped me hat again today and had to walk back...

    Dropped me hat again today and had to walk back to find it. Maybe it's trying to escape. A life stuck on my grotty old head, who can blame it?

    Spent morning with loony ladies 1 to 5. Off to coast...
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    An attractive young lady goes to a fabric...

    An attractive young lady goes to a fabric counter to buy some material for a new dress. "How much is this one?" she asks. The young bloke serving smirks and says "One kiss per meter"

    "Ok" she...
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    A couple go to an agricultural show and are...

    A couple go to an agricultural show and are watching an auction of reproduction bulls.

    The first bull is described as a fine specimen, reproduced 60 times last year. The wife nudges her husband...
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    Sticky: Gordoneo Bennuto! What an idiot day! Went to...

    Gordoneo Bennuto! What an idiot day!

    Went to pay a cheque into business bank account and bank was closed, had forgotten it was bank holiday. Then couldn't find the cheque, went back and found it...
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    Sticky: Great, wasn't expecting an answer to a technical...

    Great, wasn't expecting an answer to a technical problem in TPD. Thanks eek!
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    Sticky: Odd things going on at mo. Came back from...

    Odd things going on at mo.

    Came back from walk with loony lady 1 to find my front tyre flat. Took ages to pump up and then took it to local tyre shop who didn't find anything wrong with it. Been...
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    Heil Natler!

    Heil Natler!
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    You beat me to it.

    You beat me to it.
  35. Thread: Sofa boom

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    I moderate Freecycle and seem to be a fair few...

    I moderate Freecycle and seem to be a fair few being given away.

    Not to mention dumped:

    ‘Distinctive’ sofa and large pile of cushions dumped at trail near Horsham | Mid Sussex Times
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    Sticky: Over 2 hours rabbitting with 4 loony ladies...

    Over 2 hours rabbitting with 4 loony ladies today. Think I'll start wearing a dress to fit in better.
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    Sticky: Just spent a whole 8 quid on a USB to IDE hard...

    Just spent a whole 8 quid on a USB to IDE hard disc converter. When the disk went wonky a few years ago I had backups of pretty well everything, except the database from Garmin Basecamp. Doubt I can...
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    Sticky: Being a lazy old twat I hate cooking. Why are...

    Being a lazy old twat I hate cooking. Why are there no intelligent cookers? I just bung the raw ingredients in, click on one of your recipes and it cooks it all for me.
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    Sticky: Anyway, off to meet at a boring art exhibition...

    Anyway, off to meet at a boring art exhibition with various loony ladies later.
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    Sticky: If you were granted one wish by an evil almighty...

    If you were granted one wish by an evil almighty being, if you could just say "Destroy XXX" and all of XXX would be gone from the world what would you choose?

    Keys would be a good choice. If all...
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    Trying to remember if this was one of the good...

    Trying to remember if this was one of the good Windows versions or one of the crappy ones. Think latter, along with ME, Vista and 8.
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    Obviously there have to be limits, governments...

    Obviously there have to be limits, governments should not prop up low-performing companies at the taxpayers' expense unless there is real prospect of improvement. However, it makes no sense to save...
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    Sensible Labour

    Ministry of Defence told to make new GBP1.5bn fleet of ships in Britain

    This is what Labour used to be like in the 70s when I supported them, putting British working people first and keeping...
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    His proposals look sensible. Someone needs to...

    His proposals look sensible. Someone needs to deal with gun crime in the US. Not against people defending themselves or their own property but surely it is not a good idea to allow easy access for...
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    Can't see any obvious doom news today. Never...

    Can't see any obvious doom news today. Never bothered to click his links so maybe atW made it all up, covid etc does not exist and everything in the world is perfect.
  46. "far right terrorism only exists because of left...

    "far right terrorism only exists because of left wing antagonists" doesn't actually exist there. I've said that failure to acknowledge real problems and ignoring human nature is a major driver of the...
  47. Seconded.

    Seconded.
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    Probably looking for your glasses. Accounts for...

    Probably looking for your glasses. Accounts for 96% of my activity.
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    Sticky: Loony lady 1 walk yesterday. Loony lady 2 just...

    Loony lady 1 walk yesterday. Loony lady 2 just called, wants me to print out some forms for her. Exciting!
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    You should do all your business with Venezuela or...

    You should do all your business with Venezuela or Zimbabwe.
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