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    "'I think Joe Biden has a scandal coming up...

    "'I think Joe Biden has a scandal coming up that's going to make him almost an impotent candidate, we found stuff yesterday we gave it to the press' Trump said."

    They definitely have something on...
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    That will get dropped 2 minutes after the...

    That will get dropped 2 minutes after the election.
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    If it was a sideshow it would not have been...

    If it was a sideshow it would not have been blocked by social media. It's bad and going to dominate the next 2 weeks of the election.

    The Trump strategy is to supress interest in democrats to vote...
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    Bannon was saying a month ago they had it, now...

    Bannon was saying a month ago they had it, now he's openly saying there is worse to come.

    I can only assume this is why Obama is having little to do with him as he knows what is out there.
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    We will see. When trump got accused of the...

    We will see.

    When trump got accused of the Russian prostitutes stuff he was on TV 3 minutes later saying it was crap.

    People are now openly saying there is underage stuff on the laptop and...
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    Twitter will get subpoenad tomorrow. Funnily...

    Twitter will get subpoenad tomorrow.

    Funnily enough as he is hiding from the press the rumours just get out of control, they have lost control of the situation and even social media have messed...
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    Everyone knows it is because of the laptop. He's...

    Everyone knows it is because of the laptop. He's fooked now, the only thing he can do now is hide.
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    Biden is not coming out of his basement for the...

    Biden is not coming out of his basement for the next 4 days.

    He's clearly being taking bribes and doesn't want to be asked about it. When he does appear again they will just release another bunch...
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    3 weekends. They want you locked up when you...

    3 weekends. They want you locked up when you might actually go out and give money to other people. Just as the furlough scheme ends.

    At least they are consistent, their leadership has kept the...
  10. Its got nothing to do with the app. It's just...

    Its got nothing to do with the app.

    It's just a other list they will read when they stop someone and do a background/criminal history check.
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    Poll: I'll get a series x, probably after Christmas....

    I'll get a series x, probably after Christmas. new TV with it as well. LG OLED48CX.

    Spend too much time in front of a PC, absolutely no interest in gaming on one.
  12. Thread: Vaccine

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    It's happening... Hope for Covid vaccine at...

    It's happening...

    Hope for Covid vaccine at New Year | News | The Sunday Times
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    Nobody was up for the fun when I tried it on... ...

    Nobody was up for the fun when I tried it on...

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/137433-marshall-law.html
  14. Good, we can now get onto more important matters...

    Good, we can now get onto more important matters like colonising West Africa.
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    Little Mix The Search postpones live show after...

    Little Mix The Search postpones live show after positive COVID tests | Ents & Arts News | Sky News

    Every cloud...

    2 million viewers though. They probably infected themselves.
  16. I'm not sure sharing a screenshot of a TV program...

    I'm not sure sharing a screenshot of a TV program that, by their own admission, is meant for a global audience is really doing much exposing.
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    "Over the last 6 months I've been reading a lot...

    "Over the last 6 months I've been reading a lot of regurgitated unsourced crap on the internet, combined with a delusion that I am in some way intelligent I'm going to... " blahh blahh blahh.
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    My imaginary partner ha a Nonin GO2. 170 quid.

    My imaginary partner ha a Nonin GO2. 170 quid.
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    Oh dear.

    Oh dear.
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    *unscrews bottle top"

    *unscrews bottle top"
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    Anyways, it's all fine for you. The school...

    Anyways, it's all fine for you. The school holidays start in this house today for 2 weeks and the pubs are now shut.

    Don't have a clue what we are all going to do now.
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    I don't know if you have some kind of learning...

    I don't know if you have some kind of learning issues, that link clearly says 31 in ICU ( for yesterday ).

    It will be changed shortly to todays updated number of 33.
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    Anyway, enough of this tedium, i'm off to the pub...

    Anyway, enough of this tedium, i'm off to the pub for a 7 hour sesh.

    Then it's all back to mine, groups of 2, every 90 seconds, keeping an eye out for the goons on the watchtower.
    ...
  24. Well thanks to Europe we know what they look like.

    Well thanks to Europe we know what they look like.
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    He's ran out of charts it seems. I'll...

    He's ran out of charts it seems. I'll summarise...

    3rd to the 6th of October. 2 ICU admissions, 1 death.

    This is all about Sturgeon getting caught being Ghislaine Maxwell to Alex Salmond's...
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    OK, get us the death chart and the ICU admissions...

    OK, get us the death chart and the ICU admissions chart.

    That's the ones you didn't want to show.
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    That is admissions, you do know that is not the...

    That is admissions, you do know that is not the same as inpatient numbers?
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    Scotland increased it's ICU beds from 190 to 700...

    Scotland increased it's ICU beds from 190 to 700 over the summer.

    We have 28 COVID ICU patients.

    Nothing you say is even remotely based upon reality.
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    Probably because they are being scared tulipless...

    Probably because they are being scared tulipless over this by hysterical politicians.

    The risk of death now is so low in Scotland from COVID that there should not be any restrictions. 1/2 a day is...
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    This is just complete crap. Today there are...

    This is just complete crap.

    Today there are 319 people in hospital with it, August the 26th there were 250. The number of people in hospital in Scotland have been consistent for about 4 months. ...
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    3 hours after my post... Cambridge Analytica...

    3 hours after my post...

    Cambridge Analytica probe finds no evidence it misused data to influence Brexit
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    So they are not exactly sure this is how it is...

    So they are not exactly sure this is how it is being spread, but they know that 25% of people that have been tested positive have had some 'exposure' with a pub, café or restaurant, in some unknown...
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    The land registry download is a 3.7 gig CSV. ...

    The land registry download is a 3.7 gig CSV.

    It's a delight to work with a flat file that size.
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    Having a full family in charge of a party is...

    Having a full family in charge of a party is South America stuff.
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    Anyway, this isn't about public health, she...

    Anyway, this isn't about public health, she wanted to create a smokescreen for all this stuff...

    Sturgeon 'forgot' meeting about Salmond sex allegations – STV News

    'Scots ban booze' is a bigger...
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    As long as Mohammed ( peace be upon him ) is...

    As long as Mohammed ( peace be upon him ) is still selling litre bottles of glen's vodka.
  37. It was fantastic. :laugh

    It was fantastic. :laugh
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    This is ancient aliens level reporting.

    This is ancient aliens level reporting.
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    The oompla loompas were African pigmies, but...

    The oompla loompas were African pigmies, but there were complaints when the film stared shooting so they had to change them from little Al Jolson lookalikes to orange pigmies.

    Now look where we...
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    It's brutal for this stuff. They search social...

    It's brutal for this stuff. They search social media for pissed off emotional types and build uninteresting articles on them.
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    I woke up on Friday, wife wasn't there, she comes...

    I woke up on Friday, wife wasn't there, she comes in the room and climbs into bed, cuddles up behind me and whispers in my ear "Donald Trump has covid".

    This morning I wake up and say "I need to...
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    Horrific. But they were caught double counting...

    Horrific.

    But they were caught double counting the 2 tests a while ago...

    Tens of thousands of coronavirus tests have been double-counted, officials admit

    I got NHS staff tests early on.
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    I've had 2 hospital tests and they took 2 swabs...

    I've had 2 hospital tests and they took 2 swabs and told me the tests were distinct.
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    I'm pretty certain this is what it is, the throat...

    I'm pretty certain this is what it is, the throat and the nasal swab are tested independently.
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    What's that Arthur c Clarke quote about advanced...

    What's that Arthur c Clarke quote about advanced technology being indistinguishable from magic.

    When everyone in my industry is using Excel my ability to join a number of 3 million row database...
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    Excel maximum rows is 1,048,576 Total...

    Excel maximum rows is 1,048,576

    Total positive cases on the dashboard is 502,978

    I'm guessing they use 2 rows per positive test and there is a bit of noise in there.
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    I think half of us guessed what the issue was the...

    I think half of us guessed what the issue was the moment we heard it.

    I spend a lot of time explaining to people why I'm not willing to link up their excel macro to enterprise software. Now I just...
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    Cineworlds were clean, comfortable and someone...

    Cineworlds were clean, comfortable and someone was out in 10 seconds if people had their feet up or their phone on.

    The new academy awards diversity rules will kill cinema anyway.
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    It's back in care homes.

    It's back in care homes.
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    Dont think he really meant anything by it.

    Dont think he really meant anything by it.
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