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    Island not sinking, sea rising. x in pedantic...

    Island not sinking, sea rising. x in pedantic mode - need a vodka.
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    Sticky: Oh yeh! I could just delete it and say you're...

    Oh yeh! I could just delete it and say you're imagining things.

    PS Just deleted it. You're going loopy and just seeing things.
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    Sticky: Had a go at the crossword in one of those little...

    Had a go at the crossword in one of those little local mags posted through the letterbox. Found most ones across quite easy, could hardly get any down. If I have another go later I'll try turning it...
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    Grubby old Renault Kangoo van. Brill my little...

    Grubby old Renault Kangoo van. Brill my little van is.
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    Sticky: I don't need to make one.

    I don't need to make one.
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    Sticky: Do most of my shopping at Sainsbury's too. Used...

    Do most of my shopping at Sainsbury's too. Used one of their auto scan things last week. Really good but don't understand how they stop people getting free food by just putting things in the bag...
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    I had habit of eating paper at school. Got told...

    I had habit of eating paper at school. Got told off for chewing edges off text books.
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    Trump won't win if the witches get their way. ...

    Trump won't win if the witches get their way.

    2020 election: Witches are casting spells to stop Trump from winning | indy100

    Witches are lefties now? Satanism is going downhill.
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    824!

    824!
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    Sticky: It's mainly Dumbstick I'm moaning about,

    It's mainly Dumbstick I'm moaning about,
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    Sticky: Gordon Bennet. Can't The Funny Picture Thread...

    Gordon Bennet. Can't The Funny Picture Thread state "No politics" as well as "keep it PG13" ?
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    Sticky: Skin A&E, Sewermen? You got some odd tastes, do...

    Skin A&E, Sewermen? You got some odd tastes, do you watch Dr Pimple Popper?

    Watched Embarassing Bodies a couple of times hoping to see some ladies' ***. No luck.
  13. Googling, it's very hard to see what all this is...

    Googling, it's very hard to see what all this is about. Probably best article that actually lists some of the allegations is this one:

    A guide to Labour Party anti-Semitism claims - BBC News
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  14. See you've changed your avatar atW. Perfect...

    See you've changed your avatar atW. Perfect likeness!
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    Sticky: Another odd Google SV thing: Google Maps...

    Another odd Google SV thing:

    Google Maps

    Mind you, not as odd as their image of a certain old bloke bent over fiddling with his van door. Not posting any pics of that. Anyone else here on...
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    As per my avatar, I've been dead for years.

    As per my avatar, I've been dead for years.
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    Erm, oh yeh, a nice Chianti

    Erm, oh yeh, a nice Chianti
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    Sticky: Funny how things repair themselves. Had a little...

    Funny how things repair themselves. Had a little camera that stopped working several months ago, thought I'd give it one last go before chucking it and it was fine. Been ok since. Tap in the...
  19. From Germany! Obviously Adoph's plan B.

    From Germany! Obviously Adoph's plan B.
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    No good grounds for anyone from Nigeria to claim...

    No good grounds for anyone from Nigeria to claim asylum. There are problems with Islamists groups etc but there are safe places and it is a reasonably democratic nation. Certainly no-one engaging in...
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    Sticky: Bleedin eck. The older you get the faster time...

    Bleedin eck. The older you get the faster time seems to go. Seems like only a few months since I was on here moaning about having to put all the clocks forward. Now I'm here to moan about having to...
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    Sticky: You should have paid Elon Musk a few million and...

    You should have paid Elon Musk a few million and gone to Mars instead. Mind you, who knows what viruses these Martians carry?
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    Sticky: Somebody might think you mean National Front....

    Somebody might think you mean National Front. Better to call him Fizzy Knickers as I do.
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    Sticky: Did my volunteer footpath inspections thing...

    Did my volunteer footpath inspections thing today. Drove about 5 mins and it starting raining really heavily, was thinking about turning round. Then a few minutes before I got there it stopped and...
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    Sticky: Agh, thought it was next weekend.

    Agh, thought it was next weekend.
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    Sticky: Don't know of those companies but I won't Google...

    Don't know of those companies but I won't Google them or I'll start getting their ads too.

    PS Darn it. The sexy knickers thing didn't work this time, I'm still getting oak cabinets. Have to clear...
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    Sticky: Loony lady 1 walk today. Nice, couple of little...

    Loony lady 1 walk today. Nice, couple of little lakes, rock walk and open air cafe. She got a bit grumpy with me for taking her back a long way round but I like annoying her.

    Every Google search...
  28. Thread: One of ours?

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    60s? Looks more like 90s. Maybe that's what...

    60s? Looks more like 90s. Maybe that's what activism does to you. Better to be a WGAS sort like me.
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    Not helpful to turn everything into a race issue,...

    Not helpful to turn everything into a race issue, it probably gives young ethnics less hope for their future. Think the major problem is inequality which has been driven by low skilled immigration....
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    Sticky: Lunch at pub to celebrate loony lady 2's 300th...

    Lunch at pub to celebrate loony lady 2's 300th birthday. Me the only male as usual out of the six until one of the village drunks turned up and broke the rules. Still, at least it wasn't the one...
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    Gosh! Cats were 120 feet long back then? Need a...

    Gosh! Cats were 120 feet long back then? Need a lot of cans to feed them.
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    Sticky: When I retired I spent a lot of time writing PC...

    When I retired I spent a lot of time writing PC programs and Android apps for schools in a little business with my sister using her nature-themed artwork. Trouble is in recent years she (or probably...
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    Not a Trump fan, all that spouting crap on...

    Not a Trump fan, all that spouting crap on Twitter, but he's a much better prospect for the UK than Biden. Look at the comments by him and Pelosi recently. Like Obummer, they seem anti-British.
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    Seem to be a lot of people having clear outs. I...

    Seem to be a lot of people having clear outs. I moderate Freecycle and been getting more offers posts in a day than I used to get in a fortnight.
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    Sticky: Got a massive pile of logs from a dead old oak...

    Got a massive pile of logs from a dead old oak tree cut down earlier this year. Posted on Freecycle and got 5 responses in about 10 minutes. Bloke coming with a truck in a couple of hours.
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    Sticky: Maybe they'll replace 'em with that What3Words...

    Maybe they'll replace 'em with that What3Words thing. Got the app on my phone in case I have a heart attack or summit when on my walks but my cheap old phone takes so long to get a dodgy GPS signal...
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    Not seen that before but brill technical answer....

    Not seen that before but brill technical answer. Cheers Nat.
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    Eh???? CUK haunting?

    This is not a joke. Just woke up my PC to check my emails and there was a box in the middle of the screen:

    http://www.xoggoth.org/images/box.jpg

    Google search showed it was an ancient CUK...
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    That too. I used to claim it on my expenses but...

    That too. I used to claim it on my expenses but don't tell HMRC.
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    Seems like couples who don't live together can't...

    Seems like couples who don't live together can't meet now.

    Coronavirus UK: Couples in hotspots BANNED from meeting indoors | Daily Mail Online

    Still, presume it's all right for men who have 2m...
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    Sticky: Awful when I went on Monday. NO RASPBERRIES!

    Awful when I went on Monday. NO RASPBERRIES!
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    Not sure I'd want to. Mind you, can't be too...

    Not sure I'd want to. Mind you, can't be too fussy at my age,
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    Yeh. Or was it 1895? Must be some where...

    Yeh. Or was it 1895?



    Must be some where working from home is not an option due to security. I had a few contracts in defence.
  44. What's this doin' in general?

    What's this doin' in general?
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    What's a new contract like at the mo?

    Not sure if any of you lot are getting new contracts working away from home at the moment but it must be horrid.

    I used to like staying in a new place in the week and used to get to know a few...
  46. From that picture it seems they don't know the...

    From that picture it seems they don't know the difference between monkeys and apes.

    Anyway, if the vaccine causes ladies to develop huge red bums like baboons it won't be all bad.
  47. Thread: Tier 3

    by xoggoth
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    They should have strict lockdown in Rockall....

    They should have strict lockdown in Rockall. 100%. of the population there have died from Covid. (0 out of 0)
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    Trump's opponents can't be Satan-worshippers. Us...

    Trump's opponents can't be Satan-worshippers. Us Satanists don't allow lefties into our cabal.
  49. Thread: Squirrels news

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    One of the few things I like about that twat. ...

    One of the few things I like about that twat. Don't give a damn about people but everyone should like little animals.
  50. Thread: Quality DOOM

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    Doom is ok if it's silly.

    Doom is ok if it's silly.
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