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    Gotta get your daily dose of vitamin D. :D ...

    Gotta get your daily dose of vitamin D. :D

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    It definitely helps when guidelines are provided!...

    sounds scarily like the voice of experience.[/QUOTE]

    It definitely helps when guidelines are provided!

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    :rollin:
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    It's probably okay. ...

    It's probably okay.

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    Probably more like this Dr Doom. :rollin: ...

    Probably more like this Dr Doom. :rollin:

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    How on earth could you not notice one of these...

    How on earth could you not notice one of these buggers going up your nose?

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    :rollin:
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  8. Thread: Yuck

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    How about a nice dress? :laugh ...

    How about a nice dress? :laugh

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    Of course! That's his Plan B. :tongue ...

    Of course! That's his Plan B. :tongue
    ...
  12. Thread: Sofa boom

    by ravenshaw
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    Now THIS is a sofa boom! :D ...

    Now THIS is a sofa boom! :D

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    Sticky: Apart from jainnode, only one other user has...

    Apart from jainnode, only one other user has consistently used "bolloks".



    Do a search, and you'll have your answer. :nerd
  14. Thread: Locusts

    by ravenshaw
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    Just one of these bad boys could feed a family of...

    Just one of these bad boys could feed a family of four for a whole week! :eek
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  15. Good luck. Hope you know what you're doing. ...

    Good luck. Hope you know what you're doing. :eek

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  16. Thread: Ocado

    by ravenshaw
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    Champagne taste on a beer budget? Don't be...

    Champagne taste on a beer budget? Don't be surprised when your lumpfish eggs are substituted with these:

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    :rollin:
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    Here you go - one big Dutch twat: ...

    Pictures or it didn't happen[/QUOTE]

    Here you go - one big Dutch twat:

    https://i.redd.it/zgl02fs13it31.jpg

    :D
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    NLUK is so smart, he doesn't need an accountant....

    NLUK is so smart, he doesn't need an accountant.

    https://i.imgur.com/rvVzqxM.jpg

    :rollin:
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  20. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

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    Poll: In the meantime, this will have to do: ...

    In the meantime, this will have to do:

    https://beveragedynamics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Both-COVIDS.-Single-Cans-in-Landscape-Orientation-696x522.jpg

    :cheers:
  21. Go big or go home. :laugh ...

    Go big or go home. :laugh

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  22. Enjoy your coronaburger! :puke:...

    Enjoy your coronaburger!
    :puke:
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    I'm sure you can find something at home that can...

    I'm sure you can find something at home that can be repurposed.

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    Press: Trump's final presidential pardon: himself...

    Press: Trump's final presidential pardon: himself | TheHill
  26. There will always be plenty of opportunities for...

    There will always be plenty of opportunities for someone with your skills. :laugh

    https://assets.amuniversal.com/8c150450a9f10130d6ea001dd8b71c47
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    Uh oh. The Rise of The Machines is finally...

    Uh oh. The Rise of The Machines is finally happening. Judgement Day is upon us. :eek:

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    Who could you possibly mean? :eek ...

    Who could you possibly mean? :eek


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_O60m2wj7Y
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    You have my sympathies. :laugh ...

    You have my sympathies. :laugh

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  30. Thread: Ocado

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    Hopefully, your delivery driver will be skilled...

    Hopefully, your delivery driver will be skilled enough to manouevre his Mercedes around obstacles like walls and trees. :laugh
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    :rollin:
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    Meanwhile, in America, California State...

    Meanwhile, in America, California State University students must take an ethnic studies or social justice class to graduate - CNN



    :facepalm:
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    Inneresting. :winker:

    Inneresting. :winker:
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    Here ya go... :happy ...

    Here ya go... :happy
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    Seems like you're keeping track too, AtW! :laugh...

    Seems like you're keeping track too, AtW! :laugh

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/129903-5000-emranio-gillingham-jilly-gricerboy-hugewhale-malcolm-buggeridge-martin-sc.html
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    Yes, something like that. Hopefully, the mods...

    Yes, something like that. Hopefully, the mods will consider this observation, as well as all the previous evidence, and do the needful.
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    Inneresting. :winker:

    Inneresting. :winker:
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    Dullest sockie ever[/QUOTE]
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    Inneresting. :winker:

    Inneresting. :winker:
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    Inneresting. :winker:

    Inneresting. :winker:
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    Inneresting. :winker:

    Inneresting. :winker:
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    Inneresting. :eyes They must have remembered...

    Inneresting. :eyes
    They must have remembered you from three years ago. :winker:
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  45. :yay: Capt Sir Tom Moore to be knighted by...

    :yay:

    Capt Sir Tom Moore to be knighted by Queen in personal ceremony - BBC News
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    Inneresting.
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    Here's the answer! :laugh ...

    Here's the answer! :laugh

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    https://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Many-Guinea-Pigs-Plane/dp/1250123682
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    In the process of negotiating a new trade deal...

    In the process of negotiating a new trade deal with the US, Boris Johnson demonstrates to Donald Trump who's on top.
  50. Thread: For AtW

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    For AtW

    Woman Becomes Unlikely Mom To Group Of Wild Baby Squirrels - The Dodo



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