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    Giving bent riders a bad name

    So, one minute I'm walking down a drumway rocking out to Walk in the Park by the Nick Stroker Band...



    ...the next I find I've taken taking a step in the dark of a very different kind. Right...
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    SQL Breakfasts

    I would like to thank everyone who attended Sunday's Love Business Intelligence and Cycling's final outing of the season. As you are probably aware, I had the honour of choosing this week's bone of...
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    Sticky: It will be alright in the middle of the night...

    It will be alright in the middle of the night (aha)
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    I saw Rolf in panto at the Bristol Hippodrome...

    I saw Rolf in panto at the Bristol Hippodrome back in '85 and I went back stage and he gave me a Rolferoo

    http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnOq9Q8CQAAwmrZ.jpg:medium
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    Oh, didn't you know? They let me out on day...

    Oh, didn't you know? They let me out on day release these days....

    (...I've also got me own set of keys to all the wards but don't tell anyone :smile)
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    Hmmm... I'm new to the SWT network so not sure...

    Hmmm... I'm new to the SWT network so not sure how it works but on FGW your 1st upgrade costs the difference between your 2nd class ticket that you have in your hand and the most expensive,...
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    Well in that case I hope your BBQ is a complete...

    Well in that case I hope your BBQ is a complete and unmitigated disaster, all your food gets burnt to a cinder and none of your guests ever speaks to you again. And I hope all your hair gets singed...
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    Isn't that what Americans call spanking?

    Isn't that what Americans call spanking?
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    Don't be stupid! Anyhow, none of your replies...

    Don't be stupid!

    Anyhow, none of your replies have addressed the real issue. I paid for a first class ticket and had to sit in 2nd class because 1st was full and I'm not getting a refund.

    I...
  10. Thread: BBQ recipes

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    I do a nice bit of pork belly in a maple syrup...

    I do a nice bit of pork belly in a maple syrup glaze. Needs a good couple of hours over an indirect heat, mind you, but I normally get the crackling good and crispy.
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    When First Class is Full

    You've got a long day ahead and don't particularly want to rub shoulders with the great unwashed so you treat yourself to a first class ticket at a cost of more than double the standard fare.
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    I'm a well known character on the rail network DS...

    I'm a well known character on the rail network DS and there are plenty of folks willing to indulge me in the event of any disruption to the schedule whether it's toasted trumpets in the station...
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    She asked if you were the one who had homo erotic...

    She asked if you were the one who had homo erotic fantasies about men in suits of armour !?
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    It's back! And it's bigger and better... Yes,...

    It's back! And it's bigger and better...

    Yes, that's right. I'm roaming the British rail network on a daily basis to earn my crust so you'll all be delighted to hear that you can catch up with my...
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    Bye Bye Everyone

    Off to the big marshalling yard in the sky :wave:
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    Well I'll be blowed. All the Lima stuff I had...

    Well I'll be blowed.

    All the Lima stuff I had gifted to me had a very Germanic flavour.

    Even the model buildings looked like Swiss chalets with the result that the entrance to Lickey Bank...
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    Did it have fully functional pantograph?

    Did it have fully functional pantograph?
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    Hmm, you can blame the Peter Griffin troll for...

    Hmm, you can blame the Peter Griffin troll for this shameless bump :eyes
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    How right you were DS. In fact, the moment I...

    How right you were DS.

    In fact, the moment I clicked the button to submit that post, a groan emanated from the TV set and there was Jordan in the drink.

    What would Rickie Fowler do if the Ryder...
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    Great birdie there from Stieth on the 4th. 20...

    Great birdie there from Stieth on the 4th.

    20 yards or so and the ball was stuck right in the sandtrap.

    Are we going to witness the youngest ever person to don the green jacket?
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    Was that you I saw flouncing from the Telegraph...

    Was that you I saw flouncing from the Telegraph the other day?

    His name was Lockhouse too and in his Disqus post he said that he wasn't going to renew his subscription because the columnists are...
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    I've got a new one now - a real head turner: ...

    I've got a new one now - a real head turner:

    http://www.recumbents.com/wisil/fordchallenge2009/images/cortez/DSCF5744.jpg
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    Have you perchance ever considered going, ahem,...

    Have you perchance ever considered going, ahem, recumbent?
  24. Thread: Woking

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    Hi DS :wave: I honestly do have to say I...

    Hi DS :wave:

    I honestly do have to say I rather like Woking.

    I had my first IT gig there. In Old Woking, in fact. I lived in the St John's part of town which was very pleasant.
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    As did The Vapor. Discovered in a local pub by...

    As did The Vapor. Discovered in a local pub by BrucGoxton, no less.
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    I once had a beautiful OO gauge rail layout as a...

    I once had a beautiful OO gauge rail layout as a boy. I had it on an 8x4 piece of chipboard with a hole cut out in the middle where I would stand and control my little miniature world by twiddling...
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    You missed out Scooterscot :eyes

    You missed out Scooterscot :eyes
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    UKIP/EU/Scottish Independence Free Zone

    Ahhh smell the fresh air!
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    by gricerboy
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    They landed on Horsell Common, they did! On...

    They landed on Horsell Common, they did!
    On Horsell Common, the aliens landed!
  30. Thread: Woking

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    Yes, it used to be the centrepiece of The Planets...

    Yes, it used to be the centrepiece of The Planets nightclub in the Peacock Centre.

    Did you know that War of the Worlds was set in Woking?
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    Jiminez had a great front 9 taking him to 4 under...

    Jiminez had a great front 9 taking him to 4 under but he threw it all away on the back 9 finishing on a round of 71.
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    Have you ever been in a Tiger gallery? I have...

    Have you ever been in a Tiger gallery?

    I have at the Ryder Cup at Celtic Manor in 2010.


    He turned the air blue :eyes
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    I'm in Somerset. I've never played at New...

    I'm in Somerset. I've never played at New Zealand but I've had a couple of rounds at Sutton Green.

    I'll let you know if I'm ever over that way and we'll have to hook up.
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    Get in the Hole!

    An exclamation that is going to be bouncing off the walls at Gricer Towers this weekend as myself and a selected group of like minded individuals watch a group of men swinging their wood around...
  35. Thread: War Horse

    by gricerboy
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    Hmmm... inneresting

    Hmmm... inneresting
  36. Blimey O'Reilly! There's a blast from the...

    Blimey O'Reilly!

    There's a blast from the past.

    Dennis Wise didn't work out too well did he?
  37. Thread: Gym Beast

    by gricerboy
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    Just think how many Handy Andies I'd get through!...

    Just think how many Handy Andies I'd get through!

    I always like to give my equipment a good rubdown beforehand.

    Think I'll stick to my current routine of doing my reps in one go with breathers...
  38. Thread: Gym Beast

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    Merely reporting life as it happens Pondy...

    Merely reporting life as it happens Pondy...
  39. Thread: Gym Beast

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    Gym Beast

    It has been a while since I've posted about my woes in the gym, largely because my comings and goings in that area have been blissfully uneventful but the status quo has now been shattered by the...
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    +1 to this. I have spent the past 5 years bending...

    +1 to this. I have spent the past 5 years bending over backwards to ingratiate myself with my local group by way of rubbing shoulders with its great and good at cheese and wine parties, bridge...
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    Poll: Did it work?

    Did it work?
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    I have one of these ...

    I have one of these

    http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2007/09/01/grasshopper2.jpg

    which unfolds to this

    http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2007/09/01/grasshopper.jpg
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    Windows in Bathroom Doors

    My old granny had a small rectangular window above the door to her bathroom. Not a particularly rare phenomenon as I believe this is a fairly common feature in bathrooms up and down the country.
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    If you can't afford first class might I suggest a woofter seat in the inter carriage area may be the best place to spend your journey?

    In case of non availability of the aforementioned facility,...
  45. Thread: Golf

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    I would concentrate on your long game first of...

    I would concentrate on your long game first of all. Probably best to get yourself a 7 iron and head down to your local driving range as others have said.

    Once you've got your long game working,...
  46. Thread: Dear Google

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    Imagine how frustrating it is for us googling...

    Imagine how frustrating it is for us googling gricers - all we get is page after page of results featuring Ewan MacGregor.
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    CUK Neknominate

    Let's see all of yours :smile

    As you al know, I personally don't indulge in the amber nectar myself (except a small glass of Croft Original on special occasions) so here's my old mucker Colin...
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    I know exactly what you mean. By the way,...

    I know exactly what you mean.

    By the way, how's life in Swindon?
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    I liked Wimi :confused:

    I liked Wimi :confused:
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    Private Message FAO Bellona

    When we see us in you, you become us...

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