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    Sticky: Bleedin eck. The older you get the faster time...

    Bleedin eck. The older you get the faster time seems to go. Seems like only a few months since I was on here moaning about having to put all the clocks forward. Now I'm here to moan about having to...
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    Sticky: You should have paid Elon Musk a few million and...

    You should have paid Elon Musk a few million and gone to Mars instead. Mind you, who knows what viruses these Martians carry?
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    Sticky: Somebody might think you mean National Front....

    Somebody might think you mean National Front. Better to call him Fizzy Knickers as I do.
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    Sticky: Did my volunteer footpath inspections thing...

    Did my volunteer footpath inspections thing today. Drove about 5 mins and it starting raining really heavily, was thinking about turning round. Then a few minutes before I got there it stopped and...
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    Sticky: Agh, thought it was next weekend.

    Agh, thought it was next weekend.
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    Sticky: Don't know of those companies but I won't Google...

    Don't know of those companies but I won't Google them or I'll start getting their ads too.

    PS Darn it. The sexy knickers thing didn't work this time, I'm still getting oak cabinets. Have to clear...
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    Sticky: Loony lady 1 walk today. Nice, couple of little...

    Loony lady 1 walk today. Nice, couple of little lakes, rock walk and open air cafe. She got a bit grumpy with me for taking her back a long way round but I like annoying her.

    Every Google search...
  8. Thread: One of ours?

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    60s? Looks more like 90s. Maybe that's what...

    60s? Looks more like 90s. Maybe that's what activism does to you. Better to be a WGAS sort like me.
  9. Thread: Like her

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    Not helpful to turn everything into a race issue,...

    Not helpful to turn everything into a race issue, it probably gives young ethnics less hope for their future. Think the major problem is inequality which has been driven by low skilled immigration....
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    Sticky: Lunch at pub to celebrate loony lady 2's 300th...

    Lunch at pub to celebrate loony lady 2's 300th birthday. Me the only male as usual out of the six until one of the village drunks turned up and broke the rules. Still, at least it wasn't the one...
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    Gosh! Cats were 120 feet long back then? Need a...

    Gosh! Cats were 120 feet long back then? Need a lot of cans to feed them.
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    Sticky: When I retired I spent a lot of time writing PC...

    When I retired I spent a lot of time writing PC programs and Android apps for schools in a little business with my sister using her nature-themed artwork. Trouble is in recent years she (or probably...
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    Not a Trump fan, all that spouting crap on...

    Not a Trump fan, all that spouting crap on Twitter, but he's a much better prospect for the UK than Biden. Look at the comments by him and Pelosi recently. Like Obummer, they seem anti-British.
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    Seem to be a lot of people having clear outs. I...

    Seem to be a lot of people having clear outs. I moderate Freecycle and been getting more offers posts in a day than I used to get in a fortnight.
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    Sticky: Got a massive pile of logs from a dead old oak...

    Got a massive pile of logs from a dead old oak tree cut down earlier this year. Posted on Freecycle and got 5 responses in about 10 minutes. Bloke coming with a truck in a couple of hours.
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    Sticky: Maybe they'll replace 'em with that What3Words...

    Maybe they'll replace 'em with that What3Words thing. Got the app on my phone in case I have a heart attack or summit when on my walks but my cheap old phone takes so long to get a dodgy GPS signal...
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    Not seen that before but brill technical answer....

    Not seen that before but brill technical answer. Cheers Nat.
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    Eh???? CUK haunting?

    This is not a joke. Just woke up my PC to check my emails and there was a box in the middle of the screen:

    http://www.xoggoth.org/images/box.jpg

    Google search showed it was an ancient CUK...
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    That too. I used to claim it on my expenses but...

    That too. I used to claim it on my expenses but don't tell HMRC.
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    Seems like couples who don't live together can't...

    Seems like couples who don't live together can't meet now.

    Coronavirus UK: Couples in hotspots BANNED from meeting indoors | Daily Mail Online

    Still, presume it's all right for men who have 2m...
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    Sticky: Awful when I went on Monday. NO RASPBERRIES!

    Awful when I went on Monday. NO RASPBERRIES!
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    Not sure I'd want to. Mind you, can't be too...

    Not sure I'd want to. Mind you, can't be too fussy at my age,
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    Yeh. Or was it 1895? Must be some where...

    Yeh. Or was it 1895?



    Must be some where working from home is not an option due to security. I had a few contracts in defence.
  24. What's this doin' in general?

    What's this doin' in general?
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    What's a new contract like at the mo?

    Not sure if any of you lot are getting new contracts working away from home at the moment but it must be horrid.

    I used to like staying in a new place in the week and used to get to know a few...
  26. From that picture it seems they don't know the...

    From that picture it seems they don't know the difference between monkeys and apes.

    Anyway, if the vaccine causes ladies to develop huge red bums like baboons it won't be all bad.
  27. Thread: Tier 3

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    They should have strict lockdown in Rockall....

    They should have strict lockdown in Rockall. 100%. of the population there have died from Covid. (0 out of 0)
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    Trump's opponents can't be Satan-worshippers. Us...

    Trump's opponents can't be Satan-worshippers. Us Satanists don't allow lefties into our cabal.
  29. Thread: Squirrels news

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    One of the few things I like about that twat. ...

    One of the few things I like about that twat. Don't give a damn about people but everyone should like little animals.
  30. Thread: Quality DOOM

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    Doom is ok if it's silly.

    Doom is ok if it's silly.
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    Sticky: Mmmm, what channel is that on?

    Mmmm, what channel is that on?
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    Dodgy sewer accesses usually the problem. My late...

    Dodgy sewer accesses usually the problem. My late father in law had one jump out of his kitchen drawer. Used to see them in my garden until I replaced a broken slab with a proper metal cover.
  33. Thread: DOOM: ATW

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!! Seriously,...

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!

    Seriously, loads on here I'd rather be rid of than you. Sort of (luke warm) welcome back atW.
  34. Thread: Food Safety

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    Good news for poor little turkeys.

    Good news for poor little turkeys.
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    Not this scam is it? The '''brushing''' scam...

    Not this scam is it?

    The '''brushing''' scam that'''s behind mystery parcels - BBC News
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    Sticky: Nah, the Ancient Farts (over 70) jab. Just...

    Nah, the Ancient Farts (over 70) jab. Just happened to be passing local pharmacy and went to book after seeing their notice and they did it straight away.
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    Sticky: PS Why do my rare posts on here nearly always...

    PS Why do my rare posts on here nearly always start a new page?
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    Sticky: Funny, I've had rotten nights since having flu...

    Funny, I've had rotten nights since having flu jab. Never occurred to me could be a factor. Still not too bad last night, so maybe back to (crappy) normal.
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    Sticky: You seem to live on ribs Fizzy Knickers. Yech,...

    You seem to live on ribs Fizzy Knickers. Yech, don't like bones.
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    Sticky: PS You normal people. Not me.

    PS You normal people. Not me.
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    Sticky: Watching The Madness of King George. Can't help...

    Watching The Madness of King George. Can't help thinking he seems more sane than the power-seeking sorts around him. Maybe all those "lunatics" in psychiatric hospitals have the right view of the...
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    Relative age is a nice way of looking at it. A...

    Relative age is a nice way of looking at it. A one year old will age 100% in the next year. I will only age by less than 1.4%.
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    What about all the infrared and ultraviolet...

    What about all the infrared and ultraviolet coloured people? Just ignored because we can't see them.
  44. Time they stopped hate crimes against us white...

    Time they stopped hate crimes against us white van drivers. We ain't all kiddy snatchers.
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    Yeh, I like the last two too. Being a psychopath...

    Yeh, I like the last two too. Being a psychopath sounds rather fun actually.
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    She is. She's atW!

    She is. She's atW!
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    Sticky: Loony lady 1 on holiday with friend so walking on...

    Loony lady 1 on holiday with friend so walking on me own today and Saturday. Maybe I'll take me little puppet parrot for company.
  48. Sounds like you have experience.

    Sounds like you have experience.
  49. Generally, I think we need to take climate change...

    Generally, I think we need to take climate change seriously but there's never any issue on which both sides don't exaggerate.

    Simplistic tick boxing is probably more of a problem, every measure...
  50. Maybe some STDs will counter it. More fun than...

    Maybe some STDs will counter it. More fun than Dengue anyway.
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