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    No, I would write an app that simulates key...

    No, I would write an app that simulates key strokes and mouse movement with a fake webcam of some ugly...
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    Move to London is one thing, open a ltd company...

    Move to London is one thing, open a ltd company in the UK is another separate issue.

    Where have you been reading that many people are moving out of (or have already left) London due to the...
  3. Thread: Cluckin' Bell

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    They are real small Christmas trees, and the...

    They are real small Christmas trees, and the weather today is sunny 20c. The trees are paid for by the compulsory Business Development Tax that cost me an extra £2400 pa. I phoned up the council and...
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    Where can I get 0.1% loan please?

    Where can I get 0.1% loan please?
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    As in, Rodger the dog.

    As in, Rodger the dog.
  6. Thread: Boot Camps

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    Base Camp Boots - Alpenglow...

    Base Camp Boots - Alpenglow
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    I though this would be about if you win the...

    I though this would be about if you win the lottery you are exempt.
  8. Thread: Cluckin' Bell

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    Cluckin' Bell

    Cluckin' Bell, it's early Christmas. I wondered what the service truck was doing at 6am, now I know. Fixing mini Christmas trees ( I think real ones) to the shops and offices. What state will they...
  9. No just bones go bendy. I wondered why I am so...

    No just bones go bendy. I wondered why I am so happy sunbathing on the beach.

    The role of vitamin D supplementation on erectile function
  10. Poll: Weasel word - Wikipedia...

    Weasel word - Wikipedia
  11. Poll: That's very good! Now get out your crayons and...

    That's very good! Now get out your crayons and colouring book. By the way have you been this morning or do you need a potty now?
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    What Boris Paid for and promised ...

    What Boris Paid for and promised

    https://roboticsandautomationnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/cray-supercomputer.jpg


    What Boris signed for and recieved

    ...
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    That World Beating Ape

    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/04/article-2139634-12EC6127000005DC-10_1024x615_large.jpg

    The one on the right is more intelligent.
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    I had a few with Welsh speakers only.

    I had a few with Welsh speakers only.
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    If you owe HMRC a few thousand pounds, you have a...

    If you owe HMRC a few thousand pounds, you have a problem. If you owe HMRC a few million pounds, HMRC has a problem.
  16. Thread: $750

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    This is what all Ltd contractors do: She is...

    This is what all Ltd contractors do:


    She is clearly not attacked to Trump because of his looks or brain. Trump has to payer her if he want to **** her.
  17. Thread: $750

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    No.

    No.
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    Clearly you have no experience in having a...

    Clearly you have no experience in having a mistress and how to keep her.
  19. Thread: $750

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    Reading up on this, in Trump's case it is clearly...

    Reading up on this, in Trump's case it is clearly more serious than avoidance and in this county would be considered as tax evasion.




    Trump was never good at business, he borrowed money on...
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    https://www.sleepingpillsvendor.org/wp-content/upl...

    https://www.sleepingpillsvendor.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Buy-Valium-10mg.jpg
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ckksjo6zI8

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ckksjo6zI8
  22. Doctors in Iran are complaining to the government...

    Doctors in Iran are complaining to the government regarding the law for women to cover their arms an legs because it causes vitamin D deficiency. Vitamin D deficiency is rife in Iran.
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    No! Just bots.

    No! Just bots.
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    https://www.wessexsolicitors.co.uk/media/k2/items/...

    https://www.wessexsolicitors.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/c889234799e865bbe90cee71f6cd2e53_XL.jpg
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    Misereátur tui omnípotens Deus, et dimíssis...

    Misereátur tui omnípotens Deus, et dimíssis peccátis tuis, perdúcat te ad vitam ætérnam
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    It's the EU's fault

    Brexit latest: Simon Coveney warns EU will reject any trade deal after Boris' threats | Politics | News | Express.co.uk

    The EU threatens not to have a trade deal if the EU does not conform to the...
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    If Scotland becomes independent, you will not...

    If Scotland becomes independent, you will not need to prove Scottish ancestry to get a Scottish Passport, you just need to reside there.
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    Interesting point. Which reminds me, I need 5kg...

    Interesting point. Which reminds me, I need 5kg of gravy powder from cash and carry. The neighbour weighs about 45kgs.
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    True hunger will drive even the most sane person...

    True hunger will drive even the most sane person to cannibalism
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    That is way out of date Try here... ...

    That is way out of date

    Try here...

    Observatory on Border Crossings Status due to COVID-19 Home - Observatory on Border Crossings Status due to COVID-19 - UNECE Wiki
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    In Soviet Union we have dozens of steaks

    Tesco joins Morrisons to limit sales of some items - BBC News



    It wall only get worse towards 31/12
  32. Thread: Croydon Again

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    Crime In My Area - Interactive UK Crime Map | ADT...

    Crime In My Area - Interactive UK Crime Map | ADT

    Croydon in last 12 only. The total overloaded my calculator.
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    BBC headline "Shoppers could..." However...

    BBC headline "Shoppers could..." However "Shoppers will..." is what the British Retail Consortium stated.

    Black Market opportunities coming this way. Remember, trucks smuggling from Europe and...
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    Keeping London moving - Transport for London...

    Keeping London moving - Transport for London

    FFS, Brexiters, thick as...
  35. Thread: Croydon Again

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    Taxi at the front door, FFS, you could not work...

    Taxi at the front door, FFS, you could not work that bit out yourself.
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    Covid-19 restrictions: 'Asian weddings have 400...

    Covid-19 restrictions: 'Asian weddings have 400 guests - not 15'




    Covid-19 restrictions: '''Asian weddings have 400 guests - not 15''' - BBC News

    BAME groups hit harder by Covid-19 than...
  37. Thread: Croydon Again

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    Croydon is the only city where I used a taxi to...

    Croydon is the only city where I used a taxi to go from client-co to the hotel each day after there was a stabbing and mugging outside client-so's front door.
  38. Thread: Croydon Again

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    Croydon Again

    Police officer shot dead at Croydon police station

    Officer shot dead at Croydon police station - BBC News

    Croydon is a dreadful place.
  39. Thread: Yuck

    by Paddy
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    I wondered why the extra large rubber gloves were...

    I wondered why the extra large rubber gloves were so cheap
  40. Thread: Hancock not

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    You are forbidden to change hands when wanking.

    You are forbidden to change hands when wanking.
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    Read from post 1

    Read from post 1
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    It was worth lying to get Brexit done. ...

    It was worth lying to get Brexit done. (Brexiters in general)
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    It's the Trucks Fault

    Lorry drivers will need a permit to enter Kent after transition period

    Brexit: Lorry drivers will need a permit to enter Kent after transition period - BBC News

    I just love the top comments...
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    https://i.imgflip.com/1ltuwg.jpg

    https://i.imgflip.com/1ltuwg.jpg
  45. Thread: Brexit boost

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    Boris has his Brexit Plan to cover weather...

    Boris has his Brexit Plan to cover weather forcasting


    https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/7OMAAOSweRBfSOWj/s-l640.jpg
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    Why is the £13+ million cancellation payment not...

    Why is the £13+ million cancellation payment not shown in the accounts?
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    Very handy if we are visited by aliens. We'll...

    Very handy if we are visited by aliens. We'll show them who's boss.
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    It's not classed as corruption because corruption...

    It's not classed as corruption because corruption does not exist in the uk.
  49. More like having a vasectomy and being castrated...

    More like having a vasectomy and being castrated at the same time because the dodgy doctor says it will help to be more fertile.
  50. It's wurf it becus we have blue passports and we...

    It's wurf it becus we have blue passports and we cuntrol are borders.
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