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  1. Thread: IDS

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    Ian Smith (Duncan is his middle name but he...

    Ian Smith (Duncan is his middle name but he want's people to think he has a hyphened surname) ... is a thick upper-class twat. I have met too many of them in my life time including him.

    He does...
  2. Any good restaurant will be happy for a client to...

    Any good restaurant will be happy for a client to visit the kitchen which is a habit I do not do as much as I used to. At some restaurants on the continent, the chef will come to the table to...
  3. I noticed a few pubs are merely dunking the dirty...

    I noticed a few pubs are merely dunking the dirty glasses in cold water an then wiping dry with the same cloth.
  4. Thread: Lebanon blast

    by Paddy
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    -5 out of 10 for your joke.

    -5 out of 10 for your joke.
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    For the very reason that previous convictions are...

    For the very reason that previous convictions are to brought to the court's attention until the end of trial. If there was to be inquest by jury, the allegations would influence the jury and would...
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    That was not the original account of the store...

    That was not the original account of the store clerk. He was well known at the store and a new clerk was on duty; the new clerk suspected the his cheque was fake and called the police. The shop owner...
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    Being stooped for drugs or having mental issues...

    Being stooped for drugs or having mental issues were never raised at the time. If that was the case, and in any event, the police officer should first of all told the driver why he has been stopped;...
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    There have been incidents where US police have...

    There have been incidents where US police have shot and killed drivers an occupants when the car has been stopped by police (video evidence has been broadcast).

    In this case Gorge Floyd had not...
  9. Reminds me of some years ago when I reported a...

    Reminds me of some years ago when I reported a bug at client co. Following procedures, I sent a bug-report to the USA HQ who confirmed it. The bug-report was then forwarded to the India Dev Team....
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    Spot the squirrel competition. BTW, just had a...

    Spot the squirrel competition.

    BTW, just had a close look at the photos; the fitting are poor quality. Similar properties but with more land have gone for £700k.
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    As there is no skill in the prise draw this will...

    As there is no skill in the prise draw this will be deemed as an illegal lottery in the UK

    BTW. The owners look a right pretentious bunch of ....
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    Alternative to a pube

    A Brazilian?
  13. Thread: It’s not pubs

    by Paddy
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    And the many Tory donations come from... ...

    And the many Tory donations come from...

    ...pub chains.
  14. Thread: It’s not pubes

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    It’s not pubes

    Shave your pubes, no crabs, no lobsters less fishy.
  15. In fact the impact appeared to be rather harder...

    In fact the impact appeared to be rather harder than previous US landings and that sort of landing on tetra-firma would have been fatal.
  16. Thread: The Brain Drain

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    https://i2-prod.liverpoolecho.co.uk/incoming/artic...

    https://i2-prod.liverpoolecho.co.uk/incoming/article10012499.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/JS71612481.jpg
  17. And I loved the "...welcome back to Earth and...

    And I loved the "...welcome back to Earth and thank you for flying SaceX."
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    Updated Updated ...

    Updated

    Updated
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21X5lGlDOfg
  19. Maybe a bottle of after shave tainted with nerve...

    Maybe a bottle of after shave tainted with nerve agent
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    Welcome Home LIVE NASA

    Updated


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xllfBA0bIZs
  21. And Bojo has given seats in the Lords to a host...

    And Bojo has given seats in the Lords to a host of Brexit fanatics and brainless idiots.
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    Some masks and N95 masks, and even some cloth...

    Some masks and N95 masks, and even some cloth masks, have one-way valves that make them easier to breathe through. But because the valve releases unfiltered air when the wearer breathes out, this...
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    Forgive him Lord, he knows not what he says.

    Forgive him Lord, he knows not what he says.
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    I bought a box of 50 really good quality...

    I bought a box of 50 really good quality disposable masks from a supplier for £10.
    I keep some in a box next to the front door, some in each vehicle and one in each trouser back pocket.
    I have...
  25. Thread: Urgent advice

    by Paddy
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    The number of people I know who hire a classy...

    The number of people I know who hire a classy cleaner and then spruce up their home before the cleaner arrives.

    :rolleyes:
  26. Or sell your company for £1 to your cat or...

    Or sell your company for £1 to your cat or mother-in-law and buy it back when you need it.
  27. You have too much time on your hands... ...

    You have too much time on your hands...

    https://vkool.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/foods-to-cure-premature-ejaculation.jpg
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    The project finished on time as always. Now F*...

    The project finished on time as always. Now F* off.
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    Yes, I had this some years ago. Client panicked...

    Yes, I had this some years ago. Client panicked and thought that taking on extras would speed things up, they dropped the
    SC requirement and had an idiot from Lebanon who was clueless and just sat...
  30. Not really good research. There are a number of...

    Not really good research. There are a number of factors that put tall people at risk. Being tall historically was advantageous in order to protect oneself in battle. That is no longer the case. The...
  31. Thread: Job opening

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    I've decided to apply and I am updating my CV. I...

    I've decided to apply and I am updating my CV. I may have to add some porkies in order to get the chance of an interview. I mentioned that my experience includes the position of press secretary to...
  32. Thread: Debenhams sale

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    I know ...

    I know

    https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/8551/production/_93292143_instagram2.jpg
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    Unfortunately I have seen exactly those...

    Unfortunately I have seen exactly those requirements made by central government.

    The MBA was worse than useless.
    The PHD could no solve simple issues.
    All PMs had to have P2, which is OK....
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    I would disagree with you because a significant...

    I would disagree with you because a significant number of non contracts require PM certification because they require the candidate to have an understanding of procedures. I have worked in corporates...
  35. Well done that man. Spending some USA money on...

    Well done that man. Spending some USA money on Italian products.
  36. Thread: Debenhams sale

    by Paddy
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    The practice of having departmental franchises is...

    The practice of having departmental franchises is a contributing factor to Debenham's failure.
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    Yep, for ten Euros he can go "missing" for ever...

    Yep, for ten Euros he can go "missing" for ever in the Pirin Mountains

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Pirin-mountains-Bansko.jpg
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    Real name Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon. ...

    Real name Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon.


    https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article13709875.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/2_UKIP-Brexit-Betrayal-march-London-United-Kingdom-09-Dec-2018.jpg
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    Tunbridge Wells is full of fanatic gammon...

    Tunbridge Wells is full of fanatic gammon brexiters some of whom I know. That sort of behaviour would be typical of any of them.
  40. Thread: Dyson fans

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    The problem with single hose AC is that much of...

    The problem with single hose AC is that much of the energy is taken up by cooling its own compressor. Two hose ACs are more efficient.
  41. https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/07/26/14/3121491...

    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/07/26/14/31214910-0-image-a-20_1595770468729.jpg

    Toy guns are supposed to have a red or orange stop at the end of the barrel. It seems that someone had unwisely...
  42. Each cab will have one... ...

    Each cab will have one...

    https://electricmeters.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/smiths-meter-300x210.png
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    I would suggest using ING in Brussels (formerly...

    I would suggest using ING in Brussels (formerly Banque Bruxelles Lambert). You can hold a GBP and Euro accounts, you can call them on +32 2 547 21 11. I would also suggest setting up a sister...
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    Forget about contracting and get your hair permed.

    Forget about contracting and get your hair permed.
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    They should pay people to go to Stanstead.

    They should pay people to go to Stanstead.
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    He's already used to the fishy smell under the...

    He's already used to the fishy smell under the sheets.
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    Try to pick-up at LHR T5.

    Try to pick-up at LHR T5.
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    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/4...

    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41pmKx0QH6L._AC_.jpg
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    The successes is not due to government policy but...

    The successes is not due to government policy but are despite government policy and incompetence.
  50. Bojo has sacked major civil servants and...

    Bojo has sacked major civil servants and appointed his own lackeys just like Trump did. I would say that the government web-page about Australia is full of empty and mislead rhetoric. It just shows...
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