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    This may be nitpicky, but if you hadn't injected...

    This may be nitpicky, but if you hadn't injected it with 23lb15oz of cock puffing fluid, then you'd still have your comfortable micropenis.
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    Certainly happens in the US w/ federal contracts...

    Certainly happens in the US w/ federal contracts (e.g., service-disabled veteran-owned small business).
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    You had to go and mention it. :rolleyes:

    You had to go and mention it. :rolleyes:
  4. And it's on artisan bread. :puke:

    And it's on artisan bread. :puke:
  5. Darren_Test on guest parking, suity PMing. Would...

    Darren_Test on guest parking, suity PMing. Would just need to find a DJ that has the Yakety Sax/Benny Hill theme tune.
  6. Thread: Boomed!

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    In that case, have five bananas rather than four....

    In that case, have five bananas rather than four. :banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2::banana2:
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    Yeah, but he’s obese by the other definition too.

    Yeah, but he’s obese by the other definition too.
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    Was that a question? This isn’t twitter.

    Was that a question?

    This isn’t twitter.
  9. There's also that niche space of the artificially...

    There's also that niche space of the artificially unintelligent chat bot, currently occupied by gricer.
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    They have sockie accountants.

    They have sockie accountants.
  11. You're probably right. There are avenues to...

    You're probably right. There are avenues to pursue directly w/ HMRC for overpaid EeNI, but you won't get it back from the fee payer.
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    What Just Blew Up In Beirut? - bellingcat...

    What Just Blew Up In Beirut? - bellingcat
  13. Not exactly, I think. For the taxes that were...

    Not exactly, I think. For the taxes that were overpaid by the contractor (EeNI and PAYE), I expect so. However, the contractor is not responsible for ErNI or the Apprenticeship Levy. These are the...
  14. I won, I'm over it. :D

    I won, I'm over it.

    :D
  15. You seem to be in agony. :D

    You seem to be in agony.

    :D
  16. Suffering from being a cretin followed by death...

    Suffering from being a cretin followed by death sounds about right.
  17. You seem to be obsessed. :D

    You seem to be obsessed.

    :D
  18. Cretins have to live with being cretins, which is...

    Cretins have to live with being cretins, which is its own form of punishment. You can also avoid enriching them. For example, don't use their accountancy practices.
  19. you're. care less. HTH. You're the one...

    you're.

    care less.

    HTH.

    You're the one that asked both questions about obsessing, you obsessive cretin. :D
  20. Er, you might want to check my posting history. I...

    Er, you might want to check my posting history. I very rarely enter the cretin subforum. :D You, OTOH. :D You've also become an avid follower of the Daily Express, I see. :laugh
  21. I couldn't care less. Brexit is over for me. :D...

    I couldn't care less. Brexit is over for me. :D You're still in the jungle. :laugh
  22. BB "getting over" Brexit is akin to a child...

    BB "getting over" Brexit is akin to a child getting over ice cream. :laugh
  23. :rollin:

    :rollin:
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    How does that work in your multigenerational...

    How does that work in your multigenerational static* caravan?
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    Total nonsense. I have a USD account with...

    Total nonsense. I have a USD account with TransferWise and it was a piece of cake to create. You’re probably flagged.
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    In which you post something that won't happen a...

    In which you post something that won't happen a week before it happens and conveniently forget about that thing, moving on to some other trade that relies on the happening of the one thing that...
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    :rollin: Be careful - not smashing through...

    :rollin:

    Be careful - not smashing through $10.5k = revisit of $3k for BITSTAMP:BTCUSD by without_worries — TradingView


    You predict one thing, then you predict the opposite thing and then you...
  28. It was a question, wasn't it? Sort of like,...

    It was a question, wasn't it?

    Sort of like, are you a cretin?

    You could argue not, but it's interesting to note that you didn't try.
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    Oh well then. That's a nice round figure. ...

    Oh well then.

    That's a nice round figure.

    Why not $1,000,000?

    It truly attracts the elite fooktard among the wider fooktard niche.
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    Can't you tell? He's long on cretincoins.

    Can't you tell?

    He's long on cretincoins.
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    How you see yourself vs. how we see you: ...

    How you see yourself vs. how we see you:

    https://twitter.com/SeanKDLA/status/1289625520603377664
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    All his many friends on CUK?

    All his many friends on CUK?
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    I don't need to move to Germany to get German...

    I don't need to move to Germany to get German clients, darmie. My clients aren't burger restaurants. :tongue
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    I heard that Germany also attracted scootie and...

    I heard that Germany also attracted scootie and darmie.
  35. A proper 1%er cretin: ...

    A proper 1%er cretin:

    https://twitter.com/simondolan/status/1289850014164848641
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    Scootie, you are the epitome of dumb retail cash....

    Scootie, you are the epitome of dumb retail cash. You're so fecking thick, you can't even spell dumb. :rollin:
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    In the long run, over-priced housing leads to...

    In the long run, over-priced housing leads to weaker productivity growth and an inefficient allocation of capital, so cheaper housing makes more sense, economically. However, election cycles favour...
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    https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/man-with-text...

    https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/man-with-text-kick-me-attached-to-his-back-picture-id516682120?k=6&m=516682120&s=612x612&w=0&h=PoCfBAtsBq1JCbxTdYI4SDdJCrVJwke5bd263Uruvbc=
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    PC, the eternal chuckle brother of CUK.

    PC, the eternal chuckle brother of CUK.
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    Well, indeed. Why risk it when Jeeves can risk it...

    Well, indeed. Why risk it when Jeeves can risk it for you?
  41. Thread: R>1

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    Interesting. Just as the "eat out to help out"...

    Interesting. Just as the "eat out to help out" starts over here...
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    It isn't just an act with you, is it?

    It isn't just an act with you, is it?
  43. Congratulations for understanding what he said.

    Congratulations for understanding what he said.
  44. Translated using the Babelfish alpha in a...

    Translated using the Babelfish alpha in a Netscape Navigator.
  45. That was the improved version?

    That was the improved version?
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    No, his office ends on 20 Jan 2021 without...

    No, his office ends on 20 Jan 2021 without re-election.
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    But that is a completely separate point. He can...

    But that is a completely separate point. He can do all sorts of things to try to win the election - that much is obvious. But he does need to win it.
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    He doesn't need to be impeached. Trump and Pence...

    He doesn't need to be impeached. Trump and Pence are constitutionally out of a job on January 20, 2021 without being reelected. End of story. Of course, they can cause all sorts of chaos until then,...
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    That doesn't change the law, dummy.

    That doesn't change the law, dummy.
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    There isn't a way, dummy.

    There isn't a way, dummy.
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