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    You really should stop criticising yourself ...

    You really should stop criticising yourself

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  2. I learnt all about it from reading your posts on...

    I learnt all about it from reading your posts on here and here: https://www.psychforums.com/paraphilias/
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    Well as the Guardian offends you, here's one for...

    Well as the Guardian offends you, here's one for your right leaning tendencies: Rishi Sunak urged to give EVERY Briton a GBP500 voucher to be used in shops, hospitality and tourism | Daily Mail Online
  4. Unlike those perverted British people....

    Unlike those perverted British people....
  5. It was all perfectly good. Started of at a...

    It was all perfectly good. Started of at a brewery on the banks of the Rhein sitting in the sun, socially distancing from all the other people also having a nice leisurely Saturday afternoon outside....
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    The original: ...

    The original:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmrGOXJMQj0
  7. Now deleted: ...

    Now deleted:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EcEeu5xXYAAxM5w?format=jpg&name=medium
  8. Another pointless and really rather childish post...

    Another pointless and really rather childish post from the Daily Mail fanclub

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  9. I'm not the one who's getting to get a bottle...

    I'm not the one who's getting to get a bottle rammed up their arse for calling their wife ugly, you on the other hand...
  10. So you're admitting you're a sexist who doesn't...

    So you're admitting you're a sexist who doesn't have respect for women?
  11. You sure about that? There seems to be a lot of...

    You sure about that? There seems to be a lot of posting about 'doing your wife' and that ilk on here, not least by yourself.
  12. Remember to be sensible: Boris Johnson urges...

    Remember to be sensible:

    Boris Johnson urges Brits to not to "blow it now" as he urges public to "enjoy summer... - LBC

    But remember to show some guts:

    Boris was 'flippant' to tell seaside...
  13. So your wives are quite happy with being called...

    So your wives are quite happy with being called ugly...
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    BTW, it was a spoof....

    BTW, it was a spoof....
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    Probably more than the average IT contractor...

    Probably more than the average IT contractor though

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  16. Have you removed it from your bum yet?

    Have you removed it from your bum yet?
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    Poll: Germany is helping the UK develop its COVID-19...

    Germany is helping the UK develop its COVID-19 contact-tracing app, says ambassador • The Register

    I've seen the documentation that the Germans sent, it's basically 12 sentences:


    git clone...
  18. Knowing the UK government they probably would and...

    Knowing the UK government they probably would and then pay Oracle to do it when they could just use MariaDB for free....
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    So Merkel criticises the US about sanctions with...

    So Merkel criticises the US about sanctions with Russia yet I don't see moaning about your hero crying:

    Donald Trump to sanction individual ICC officials investigating US troops | SBS News

    Or:...
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    Do you have a link for that?

    Do you have a link for that?
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    Do you have a link for that? Sent from my 5g...

    Do you have a link for that?

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    Although in the USA the upturn seems to have...

    Although in the USA the upturn seems to have occurred in (Republican) states where they've gone for the reopening of businesses and people have started going out, i.e. partying and so on and not from...
  23. I've been going to pubs, biergartens, cafes and...

    I've been going to pubs, biergartens, cafes and restaurants for around 3 weeks now and all is okay. There tend to be slightly emptier but most people are sitting outside anyway. The only realy big...
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    Yes he has, many times you complete and utter...

    Yes he has, many times you complete and utter gerbil botherer

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    You need to post some Wikipedia links to back...

    You need to post some Wikipedia links to back that one up

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    You need to post some Wikipedia links to back...

    You need to post some Wikipedia links to back that one up

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    Now you know why Trump admires him (along with Xi...

    Now you know why Trump admires him (along with Xi Jinping of China), in fact Trump has mooted changing the US terms of office limit (22nd amendment)
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    I think 'Kick It Out' is quite a good...

    I think 'Kick It Out' is quite a good organisation although there is one problem, it is funded by the FA, the PFA, the Premier League and the EFL so it has to rely on them. In order for it to be...
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    Like this guy then:...

    Like this guy then: https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/brexit/138969-mark-francois-king-twat.html
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    Can't be: PM Economy Speech: 30 June 2020...

    Can't be:



    PM Economy Speech: 30 June 2020 - GOV.UK
  31. 5 billion is also how much the government spent...

    5 billion is also how much the government spent on corona last week

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    https://i.redd.it/hfel6tc0zhr21.png

    https://i.redd.it/hfel6tc0zhr21.png
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    I suspect it's the one with the letters c, u, t...

    I suspect it's the one with the letters c, u, t and n in it's official name...
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    Can't you work it out for yourself or are all...

    Can't you work it out for yourself or are all Brexiters as brain dead as in my OP?
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    Reiring to mainland Europe after 1 Jan

    Possibly not: https://europestreet.news/uk-ditches-healthcare-coverage-for-pensioners-moving-to-eu-after-brexit/
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    Its a strange old world

    A guy in France....showing the idiocy of Brexiters on his Twitter feed

    Just had conversation with a British couple who have a holiday home near us. They voted for Brexit and have made no...
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    Lets get rid of bureaucracy

    https://parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/3499794c-b1a1-44db-a116-43e5606c50cf

    HMRC yet to begin building UK border IT system
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    That's going to be reassuring to people having to...

    That's going to be reassuring to people having to send their children back to school...Oh, and people must go to the jobcenter from next week otherwise get their benefits cut-off, will this also...
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    He really is a dick isn't he? Barnier is probably...

    He really is a dick isn't he? Barnier is probably going "who the hell is this?" and people are saying "remember the Lord of The Rings, well..."
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    A few of these should do it: Robot Check...

    A few of these should do it: Robot Check

    Alternatively:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLjook1I0V4
  41. Thread: EY

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    Or someone loses the Post-It note with the...

    Or someone loses the Post-It note with the encryption password written down...
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    I could have sworn there was a hole here...

    I could have sworn there was a hole here somewhere

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    Brechbeutel Duke Puke kaufen bei ASMC...

    Brechbeutel Duke Puke kaufen bei ASMC



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    I think you'll find that the only reason he cuts...

    I think you'll find that the only reason he cuts them off is because of dead air when they can't answer his questions

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    Produkt – Jonhy Wee...

    Produkt – Jonhy Wee

    https://www.jonhywee.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/jonhy-wee-packaging-1.png

    minimus - DAS Taschen-Ortchen - minimus - DAS Taschen-Ortchen
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    Pure comedy gold

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=433b5RJ9BME
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    Well it is slightly overblown by the Express but...

    Well it is slightly overblown by the Express but she's correct and does mean it. Up until now she's actually been on the UK side, or at least understands the UK. Like many European politicians, she's...
  48. Thread: Galileo

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    Apparently they're the wrong type of satellites...

    Apparently they're the wrong type of satellites for this. once again showing the incompetence of this government

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  49. Thread: Galileo

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    Is that Grant Shapps I hear in the background?

    Is that Grant Shapps I hear in the background?
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    There is a new beer down there now anyway:...

    There is a new beer down there now anyway: Munchen: Giesinger Brau eroffnet neue Brauerei - Munchen - SZ.de

    They managed to get it finished during lockdown and is one of the most modern breweries...
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