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    thank you. there coming down hard on me this...

    thank you. there coming down hard on me this morning, my pvt messages are on fire from mr scotspine.

    ive tried reasoning with him via email, but he doesnt like to accept pvt messages himself, he...
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    ill spam you in a minute, right where the sun...

    ill spam you in a minute, right where the sun dont shine my lovely.
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    Work Canteen

    Today i'm having for breakfast, two slices of toast, one fried egg, and baked beans, all washed down with a lovely cup of tea.

    :grin
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    ...and yet if you scan your eyes over the CUK...

    ...and yet if you scan your eyes over the CUK General forum you wouldnt see any 'spamming general with trivia' posts at all anywhere to be seen eh?

    A few randoms of the top of my head...
    ...
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    Infraction!

    JLS have gone and gotten me an infraction!?

    Has anyone else had the infraction treatment worth 1 point?

    See below my message?

    Dear bandit_legs,

    You have received an infraction at...
  6. Thread: Jls

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    Jls

    JLS - discuss.
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    G.A.Y - POST

    G.A.Y - POST
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    ROSEMARYS BABY.

    ROSEMARYS BABY.
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    i love Rage, but if im honest, i wish the best...

    i love Rage, but if im honest, i wish the best for Joe McElderry, i mean what a throughly nice chap. Good on him, he's 17yrs of age and on the cusp of making his first million.
  10. Thread: Good news!

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    why do would you want to post on here in your...

    why do would you want to post on here in your valuable spare time?
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    HMRC investigations

    who out of the 600 or so contractors associated with this forum have been investigated or had any enquiries from the HMRC regarding their tax affairs and/or IR35 status?
  12. Thread: Bad Santa

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    Film on 5 last night, was the first time ive seen...

    Film on 5 last night, was the first time ive seen it, was excellent!
  13. Thread: Bad Santa

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    Bad Santa

    Anyone catch this classic piece of genuis last night?

    It was quality!

    :rollin:
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    [QUOTE=northernladuk;1025562]Can you buggery....

    [QUOTE=northernladuk;1025562]Can you buggery. What are you? A politician or something? :rollin:

    QUOTE]

    heeehe i know. i know. :sick

    thanks anyway
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    expenses claim - car parking fine?

    i got hit with a parking fine last week, can i claim this as an expense?
  16. Been thinking the same thing, has been on my tick...

    Been thinking the same thing, has been on my tick list for the new year resolution (s).
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    Pogle are you some kind of left wing, new age...

    Pogle are you some kind of left wing, new age faggot or what?
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    how long have you been benched for now, may i ask?

    how long have you been benched for now, may i ask?
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    what women do you know, who arent?

    what women do you know, who arent?
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    Help, my wife wont stop spending!

    I left my permie job last year during the onset of the recession to gamble on getting a long-term contract, with more money...

    After a month on the bench - my luck came in and taadaa i landed a...
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    Poll: yes. its a special quiz. for special people.

    yes. its a special quiz. for special people.
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    actually you prb dont even have a girlfriend so...

    actually you prb dont even have a girlfriend so there no point you even being on this thred is there?

    :wave:
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    dont reply!

    dont reply!
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    Poll: ooops. its been a tough day. im struggling...

    ooops. its been a tough day.

    im struggling here in the office.

    :rollin:
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    Poll: tulip. how do you edit polls on here?

    tulip. how do you edit polls on here?
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    Poll: average age of cuk contractors

    poll.
  27. we eat, sleep, tulip and piss. the rest of the...

    we eat, sleep, tulip and piss. the rest of the time is spent making money and watching it disappear too quickly.
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    how similar is your wife to your mother?

    does your wife cook for you, clean for you, pick up your dirty pants for you, and generally look after you?

    or is she one of these new age, equalities type wives/women?

    discuss.
  29. thats what mothers are for!

    thats what mothers are for!
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    been googling a few.. ...

    been googling a few..

    http://www.ableskills.co.uk/plastering.htm - not to sure about that dicky looking geezer in blue..if thats what a plasterer looks like then ill stick to IT thanks!
    ...
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    Xmas Decorations

    was thinmking of buyin these for my cousin who has just completed his 'passing out' parade for xmas...

    thoughts?

    sorry, yes completely safe for work, the url is misleading.

    link
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    my neighbours gf once came round and sucked me...

    my neighbours gf once came round and sucked me off on evening, this was pre-mrs bandit legs.
  33. i thought this was CUK forum am i mistaken or...

    i thought this was CUK forum am i mistaken or have i mistakenly joined up to Mothering.net?
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    plastering courses

    was thinking bout trying to learn a trade, anyone ever taken a plastering course before? any feedback, recommendations?
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    Aliens. Next.

    Aliens. Next.
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    bloody hell! sounds like the nazis are back...

    bloody hell!

    sounds like the nazis are back in business!
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    bloody heck sally anne - you've changed...

    bloody heck sally anne - you've changed...
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    i could tell you the size of your wifes ring,...

    i could tell you the size of your wifes ring, i've been 'hangin owt the back' of it all year!

    hahahHAHAH!
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    the missus dissatisfied of your...

    <snigger />

    the missus dissatisfied of your chipolata already, eh?

    :rolleyes:
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    <silence />

    <enter tumbleweed />

    <exit tumbleweed />
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    ask the moderators. they rule with an iron fist.

    ask the moderators. they rule with an iron fist.
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    does anyone like me?

    do you liek me?
  43. Thread: redDot

    by bandit_legs
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    web content management system

    web content management system
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    iPhone apps

    Ok, double-ended questions here, firstly who owns an iPhone and are they any good?

    Secondly anyone developed any interesting iPhone applications and made any decent money doing so?

    ED
  45. Thread: redDot

    by bandit_legs
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    redDot

    anyone out there working with redDot WCMS?
  46. no. next

    no. next
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    Every week on a Friday, i walk into the living...

    Every week on a Friday, i walk into the living room and place my wages above the fire place on the shelf, and walk away.

    My wife then makes sure the house, kids, food are all looked after.
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    Top Tip Film4 Tonight: Office Space

    If you have freeview, my top tip for IT contractors is to watch this tonight,

    Film 4 starts at 9pm.

    Office Space (1999)

    A jaded computer programmer goes to bizarre lengths to get fired from...
  49. in the 8yrs of contracting ive never voluntarliy...

    in the 8yrs of contracting ive never voluntarliy been on the bench for longer than 1 month. I have always allowed a war chest to cover me for min: 3 months on the bench - with a reality that it...
  50. Thread: Xmas Day

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    Xmas Day

    anyone working on this sacred day? if so what are you charging?
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