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Only if we are lucky....

:eek

Not everyone is a druggie drunk like you.

Some people never were and others grew tired of it.

Mine wasn't but they are now blocked. Especially as they do not understand the word "No"

Ahh yours is a Corbynite.<swear word>

Mine is a minister under this shambles of a government so no point writing to him.

Racist!

I'm so glad I'm not Northern Irish, a politician or in the armed forces....


Bomb Bomb Bomb....

Just avoid London, Slough, Birmingham, Manchester....

I can get "delightful boisterous" children to behave without smacking them. Though I have lost a few....

Not all cis-females are paid less as it's an average. (It's the median)

So as a cis-man the person would be on the average wage for a male. As a cis-woman the same person would be on above average...

Only if you are a guy...

Most babies aren't born by C-section.

Nah completely clean...

BJ is full of tulip.

The Germans are still waiting for his alternative plan for the UK/Irish Border.

Corbyn has been advised to sit and wait for the Conservatives to implode...

May you live in interesting times...

Gosh that food is making me hungry and I'm not even hungover...

What is your client base?

I had a role where the organisation decided to save money by ensuring contractors didn't have desks and that included hot desks. On the couple of days per month I went...

I was suppose to have all mine removed at 20.

They were suppose to remove all 4 but in the end they just removed the impacted one causing all the trouble on the bottom.

Had it done under local...

Did the would-be mugger live?

But then you wouldn't have had such an interesting life...

Nope.

PAY YOUR TAXES !

To be fair the British do quite a good job of selling the country to foreign nationals from afar.

Don't confuse him with current immigration laws.

:violin:

Not his fault his partners prefer to live in trees.

Depends what you want it for as previously said.

If you want to listen to music around the house then Google's monthly subscription apparently works out cheaper.

That's probably because you are.



(I've heard you are a nice person in real life though. )

LSE = university so must be lefty...

Thank his chancellor's knowledge of history...

Stop drinking beer - it will make you fat(ter)

The courts are lenient because the prisons are full.

As long as you are intelligent enough to grove to the judiciary so showing remorse when brought before them there is no need to bang you up.

That's cos you are inbred.

Not true.

Oral, cervical and anal cancers can be caused by sex.

Everything causes cancer.

The secret us everything in moderation.

That's probably safer all round.

You can have your heterosexual civil partnership in May next year.

Though she can still split from you and takes all your monies.

Piss off

They can't check so say "Yes".

Some agents are immature.

Instead of blocking the agency block the individual agent, as when they move companies - which loads do frequently - they take their attitude with them.

They don't expire but they encourage you gently to get a new one as it isn't photo ID.

Don't know why I nearly threw up in my mouth...

He would renationalise Water Companies as well so either bills would go down or they would waste more on infrastructure.

Though renationalising telecoms, gas and electricity would be a *******...

Most female contractors don't tend to frequent such establishments.

They can ask but there is no proof you have been on one. This was found out as some people have managed to do a couple in 3 years.

Agents frequently cut old roles of your CV so I wouldn't worry about having one liners.

Oh and I've experienced age discrimination the opposite way - I was told I was too young for some roles so I...

I find it's half a dozen of one and half a dozen of the other.

Lots of roles I do don't exist in the traditional sense and I find older recruitment agents and clients are aware they won't get an...

A song thrush.

Instead you get some squawking species native to the Himalayas.

My eyes hurt!

Oh well least such "interesting" sites get noticed...

How often will you have to work in Europe? And for what periods?