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  1. You can have it good, quick or cheap, pick any...

    You can have it good, quick or cheap, pick any two and only two!
  2. You will also regularly get tulip faced and...

    You will also regularly get tulip faced and provide countless entertainment for the contractors you work with while you fall in and out of love with a fellow cohort
  3. Stick it in the backlog

    Stick it in the backlog
  4. Skip University and go for an apprenticeship

    Skip University and go for an apprenticeship
  5. Labour Commit to scrapping April 2020 roll out of IR35 reforms to the private sector

    Dave Chaplin on LinkedIn: BREAKING NEWS: Labour Commit to scrapping April 2020 roll out of IR35 | 87 comments
  6. If we throw more men at it would we be able to...

    If we throw more men at it would we be able to finish sooner?
  7. Don't you just hate it when the guy before you...

    Don't you just hate it when the guy before you was sloppy
  8. I need to invoke my right of substitution!

    I need to invoke my right of substitution!
  9. That will be the next guys problem

    That will be the next guys problem
  10. I’m still waiting for the test results to come...

    I’m still waiting for the test results to come back clear
  11. It’s sloppy, but it’ll get the job done

    It’s sloppy, but it’ll get the job done
  12. Get out of the way, it will be quicker if I just...

    Get out of the way, it will be quicker if I just do it myself
  13. It’s just not working and I don’t know why!

    It’s just not working and I don’t know why!
  14. The back end is a mess!

    The back end is a mess!
  15. What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex?

    Can we just automate it?
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    Sticky: I'm curious to see how covbob has managed 67...

    I'm curious to see how covbob has managed 67 non-TPD posts!
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    He's not a dead weight, he has the power to...

    He's not a dead weight, he has the power to decide what is discussed in parliament, so if he knows about IR35 and how it's impacting people he might be more inclined to agree to hear something.
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    Upgrading the storage on a Dell R710

    I have a home lab with a Dell R710 running ESXI (free), its not quite run out of storage but it's got to the stage where I need to think what I do next.

    Its got a PERC6/i raid controller and 6 x...
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    If it's because of sickness this will be "at...

    If it's because of sickness this will be "at fault" termination so notice is not needed.

    Did you work the period of the outstanding timesheet or were you sick?
  20. We've been expressively told there is no client...

    We've been expressively told there is no client furlough, I am off the usual two weeks
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
  22. Yep, happening to me on mobile Chrome too

    Yep, happening to me on mobile Chrome too
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    Seems to have deleted his tweet

    Seems to have deleted his tweet
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    Sticky: Fish pie

    Fish pie
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    One for the Code Monkeys here....

    my_first_calculator.py/my_first_calculator.py at master . AceLewis/my_first_calculator.py . GitHub
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    I'm toying between: Heritage Leather Men's...

    I'm toying between:

    Heritage Leather Men's Satchel Bag | Pad & Quill

    and

    Attache Mens Leather Laptop Bag | Pad & Quill
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    Start the kid young living off the government!

    Start the kid young living off the government!
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    So politician says exactly what the audience...

    So politician says exactly what the audience wants to hear?
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    I've got a Microsoft Advent calendar this year,...

    I've got a Microsoft Advent calendar this year, if you have too many Windows open at once it crashes for no reason
  30. Did you :) I got a few and must have forgotten...

    Did you :)

    I got a few and must have forgotten who was generous 😂
  31. Mebbe, but the Cisco kit has been rock solid and...

    Mebbe, but the Cisco kit has been rock solid and any hardware failures have been replaced no questions (I assume because they make the money on the licences)
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    Did you get both emails, one saying it processing...

    Did you get both emails, one saying it processing and one saying it's been accepted?
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    Curve Card to introduce 1.5% fee for HMRC...

    Curve Card to introduce 1.5% fee for HMRC payments
  34. bump NLUK did you end up reusing your kit?...

    bump

    NLUK did you end up reusing your kit? About to renew the licences for the kit I have so if anyone has a spare one in need of a home I'll take it off your hands :)
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    Gen 1 smart meters were stuck to one providers,...

    Gen 1 smart meters were stuck to one providers, the new Gen 2 I'm led to believe do not have the same restrictions.
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    It might take four weeks with release cycles etc,...

    It might take four weeks with release cycles etc, however it won't take 80 days worth of effort unless you are paying Accenture or the like!
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    Trade Union Rich List 2019 - TaxPayers' Alliance...

    Trade Union Rich List 2019 - TaxPayers' Alliance
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    Poll: And when push comes to shove do you want a man...

    And when push comes to shove do you want a man who will "fight" to keep the union (Scotland as well) or one who will surrender to the SF or SNP and back the breakup

    Broadly I'm a centrist, I like...
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    Poll: Yes, as much as I like a lot of their policies I...

    Yes, as much as I like a lot of their policies I can't vote to make him PM for his views on a United Ireland
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    Who is your gateway provider? And are they the...

    Who is your gateway provider? And are they the ones who are telling you it will take 80 days?
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    Are Smart Meters still crap?

    Just got an email to say that I can have a new Second Generation Smart Meter installed, are they still crap or are they actually worth it now?
  42. Thread: FatcheckUK

    by SimonMac
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    *wave*

    *wave*
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    The Chagos Archipelago are more than just Diego...

    The Chagos Archipelago are more than just Diego Garcia
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    I asked elsewhere why Bryce seemed to be acting...

    I asked elsewhere why Bryce seemed to be acting surprised at a service he is the sole director, registered at the same office as IPSE

    Chris Bryce on LinkedIn: "Ooh, this is new!


    Preview list...
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    This(ish) Find a role you're keen on through...

    This(ish)

    Find a role you're keen on through what ever platform you choose, find the agent on LinkedIn and approach them directly on there with the contact details usually shown, send your CV by...
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    Someone called Maggie keeps getting mentioned,...

    Someone called Maggie keeps getting mentioned, not seeing her standing anywhere
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    Alas I have to agree with the OP, I don't like...

    Alas I have to agree with the OP, I don't like the choices of any party at the moment but on paper they are the only ones who would revoke A50 and as such would get my vote, if I wasn't in a tory...
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    What kind of contractor has a "battered old car"...

    What kind of contractor has a "battered old car"

    NCOTBAC
  49. Thread: FactcheckUK

    by SimonMac
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    Fact Hunt UK on Twitter: "We are not affiliated...

    Fact Hunt UK on Twitter: "We are not affiliated with the @Conservatives or @CCHQPress #Honest #factcheckUK"
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    Would mean Corbyn would need to actually say...

    Would mean Corbyn would need to actually say something
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