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    If the powers that be find out that you've leaked...

    If the powers that be find out that you've leaked this you're going to be found dead hanging from a tree with your throat slit. Hopefully.
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    Sticky: Wet, very windy. Time for a shower then off to...

    Wet, very windy. Time for a shower then off to collect little boy from his cub camp - always assuming they've survived the weekend!
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    Sticky: I always drop me "H's", init?

    I always drop me "H's", init?
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    How many convicted felons per year are deported...

    How many convicted felons per year are deported from the UK and can we have a breakdown of their ethnicity, just to add a few facts to the discussion?
  5. Sasguru's bulltulip is far more entertaining. I...

    Sasguru's bulltulip is far more entertaining. I miss her.
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    You'll need something to keep your knees warm in...

    You'll need something to keep your knees warm in your dotage.
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    Sticky: Well chaps, off to was my Guinness Tea Mug and...

    Well chaps, off to was my Guinness Tea Mug and then off home! Have a good weekend.
  8. "Cherry B" - Shirley?

    "Cherry B" - Shirley?
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    Sticky: Dead?

    Dead?
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    Sticky: I am not mocking. I still have one attached to...

    I am not mocking. I still have one attached to my favourite racing spoon.
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    Trench

    Trench
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    Aww, still sulking?

    Aww, still sulking?
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    Not staged, at all.

    Not staged, at all.
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    Sticky: Army Surplus - See Shaunbhoy for discount coupon!

    Army Surplus - See Shaunbhoy for discount coupon!
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    Relax man! Knee jerk reactions don't help, if...

    Relax man!

    Knee jerk reactions don't help, if the EU are going out of their way to make things difficult then so be it, we can deal with it.
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    I managed over 4 years in one stint at HP - not...

    I managed over 4 years in one stint at HP - not bad considering they have a 2 year rule in place for lesser mortals.
  17. Poll: Gratis.

    Gratis.
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    Yet you still choose to be here.

    Yet you still choose to be here.
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    Sticky: Good morning all! Sunny and cold here at...

    Good morning all!

    Sunny and cold here at Bolton sur les collines!

    It's Friday, not quite 5-to-5 and it certainly isn't crackerjack but it is pay day and it's also early finish (13:00) one of...
  20. Gay!

    Gay!
  21. Thread: Javid resigns

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    Ah, watersports? I'm not sure if GJABS is into...

    Ah, watersports? I'm not sure if GJABS is into that kind of thing...
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    Found some! :yay: :banana:

    Found some! :yay: :banana:
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    You've more chance with GJABS...

    You've more chance with GJABS...
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    Only it isn't, is it? No concrete evidence...

    Only it isn't, is it? No concrete evidence whatsoever, just complete bollocks.

    Some of your <nudge><nudge><wink> relatives/friends have let things slip... Aye, right. See you under Blackfriars...
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    Tomorrow

    Tomorrow
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    Enlighten us.

    Enlighten us.
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    I thought you'd be the one to know. Thanks.

    I thought you'd be the one to know. Thanks.
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    What's an "IT" job?

    What's an "IT" job?
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    Oh **** off. Seriously. What happened John? ...

    Oh **** off. Seriously.

    What happened John? Did you get blackballed?
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    Rumour has it that Sajid Javid has been "making...

    Rumour has it that Sajid Javid has been "making the beast with two backs" with Philip Schofield...

    Probably.

    Possibly.

    Allegedly. :)
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    Steady, lest the sensitive little tulip goes...

    Steady, lest the sensitive little tulip goes whinging and whining to his favourite Mod.
  32. Not enough if she's still stuck with him.

    Not enough if she's still stuck with him.
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    Why don't you buy them the day after you were...

    Why don't you buy them the day after you were originally going to buy them? :D
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    Ground

    Ground
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    You didn't have to engage. :hug:

    You didn't have to engage. :hug:
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    Yep, because Brits are so predictable. How's...

    Yep, because Brits are so predictable. How's Brexit working out for you Johny?
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    And yet the thieving scousers have done little in...

    And yet the thieving scousers have done little in the past 40 years to change that stereotype.
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    I wonder if they'll pinch the wheels...

    HMS Prince of Wales to visit Liverpool...
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    Sticky: Good day all! It has been umpteen days since...

    Good day all!

    It has been umpteen days since my last confession.

    The situation in "Bolton Sur Les Collines" is Cold, Cloudy-ish, with sunny-ish interludes. Early doors was snowy/sleety/windy...
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    Or, in the case of Suity... "I am pressing all...

    Or, in the case of Suity...

    "I am pressing all the right buttons but not necessarily in the right order!" :bang: :throw:
  41. It certainly kicked up a fuss...

    It certainly kicked up a fuss...
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    You'd better start chapping on a few doors. ...

    You'd better start chapping on a few doors. You'll be needing this :igmc: it's pure dreich oot there!
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    Well, you never know. loves...

    Well, you never know. <deity of the day> loves an optimist.
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    Because you're a :cretin:

    Because you're a :cretin:
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    And they let you talk to kids? FFS :facepalm:

    And they let you talk to kids? FFS :facepalm:
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    Do you think Brian and Joan from Essex are the...

    Do you think Brian and Joan from Essex are the only British tourists who visit Spain?

    I doubt it's just those two that are propping up Spain's economy to the tune of €14Bn per year.
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    Oi Darmy, A question you're qualified to...

    Oi Darmy,

    A question you're qualified to answer, why do thick people confuse "More then" with "More than"?
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    Of course they are. FFS, you'd be better off...

    Of course they are.

    FFS, you'd be better off with a copy of "Old Moore's Almanac"!
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    Dry your eyes mate.

    Dry your eyes mate.
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    And will she?

    And will she?
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