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    Poll: 20 years ago, £400 was the benchmark in my area,...

    20 years ago, £400 was the benchmark in my area, if you had additional skills you might push it up to £600 but that probably involved some quite messy project management. (That wasn't for me - MF...
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    Spoilsport. :eyes :igmc:

    Spoilsport. :eyes

    :igmc:
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    I'm hoping my moobs* don't get to the point...

    I'm hoping my moobs* don't get to the point whereby I have to make that decision...

    Oh fook, I just said that out loud...

    :igmc:

    *Under imperial currency they were actually...
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    That's a very low bar you've set there...

    That's a very low bar you've set there...
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    They are old enough to remember the days when...

    They are old enough to remember the days when they were able to vote for the people who ran the country?
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    Cummings is probably writing the Budget on the...

    Cummings is probably writing the Budget on the back of a fag packet right now...
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    Naughty Dutchies. :eyes (Cool name for a...

    Naughty Dutchies. :eyes

    (Cool name for a journalist though.)
  8. It all went downhill when Rohypnol got...

    It all went downhill when Rohypnol got banned...:laugh
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    So, it's back to how it used to be. I'm not sure...

    So, it's back to how it used to be. I'm not sure I'll ever get over the trauma...
  10. Thread: Vassalage

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    :spel apostrophe :nerd

    :spel apostrophe :nerd
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    NLyUK needs plenty for her "gentle chastisement"...

    NLyUK needs plenty for her "gentle chastisement" business, so I'd get in quick if I were you. :wink
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    I thought they only wanted our fish and our...

    I thought they only wanted our fish and our blood. Do those MEPs even realise that we buy twice as much from the EU as we sell to them? :winker:s
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    Do you miss Essex that much...?:wink

    Do you miss Essex that much...?:wink
  14. Thread: Vassalage

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    Probably not enough for you to get...

    Probably not enough for you to get an...ahem...cough...extension...cough...:wink
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    Is that Polish or what? English only on this...

    Is that Polish or what? English only on this forum matey, you know the rules now the B thing has happened...
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    You're a panda, so you're fooked before we even...

    You're a panda, so you're fooked before we even start on the humans...
  17. Thread: Vassalage

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    And very, very soon, it won't be...:banana::wave:

    And very, very soon, it won't be...:banana::wave:
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    Poll: I'm pretty sure I've got one of their albums...

    I'm pretty sure I've got one of their albums...
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    No, I've never heard of them either. Are they a...

    No, I've never heard of them either. Are they a postcode?
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    Very brave of you to post a feature on...

    Very brave of you to post a feature on Wetherspoons - one or two of our regulars will be foaming at the mouth :laugh
    Very interesting though, I'm tempted to visit Whitstable just for the Peter...
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    It's not often one finds oneself thinking 'the...

    It's not often one finds oneself thinking 'the lucky ones went to Liverpool'...

    :igmc:
  22. Having previously had a business acct with RBS,...

    Having previously had a business acct with RBS, I'm surprised they have to resort to this. I jumped ship as soon as the 2yr fee-free period expired. I don't mind paying fees, but in return I expect a...
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    ...complaining about "smart" motorways (which are...

    ...complaining about "smart" motorways (which are anything but smart, tbf)...

    Did I miss something?
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    Or Gordon the Gopher is about to publish a book...

    Or Gordon the Gopher is about to publish a book telling-all about what really happened in the broom cupboard...? :eek
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    When the EU has its own army, there'll be no need...

    When the EU has its own army, there'll be no need for NATO. They'll have nukes courtesy of the French, and a navy courtesy of the Italians. What could possibly go wrong...?
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    What do "Leave" have to do with it?

    What do "Leave" have to do with it?
  27. It was a slogan used during a campaign, it was...

    It was a slogan used during a campaign, it was never an electoral promise, because the Vote Leave folks were not campaigning for Government. It was certainly more effective than "Vote Leave, it's...
  28. Quite badly I should imagine. It's going to cost...

    Quite badly I should imagine. It's going to cost them a lot more to fund their vanity project. I can't see the French making up the shortfall, can you?
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    Better late than never I suppose, and too late to...

    Better late than never I suppose, and too late to save swathes of rainforest, but at least someone now realises what a truly crap idea it was.
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    50% - do I win a prize, or are you calling me a...

    50% - do I win a prize, or are you calling me a half-wit?
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    The Common Fisheries Policy. The price the UK had...

    The Common Fisheries Policy. The price the UK had to pay for joining the EEC was to hand over territorial rights to its waters. Heath was such a desperate idiot, he signed up willingly.

    The...
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    The directive demanding 10% of all fuel has to be...

    The directive demanding 10% of all fuel has to be biofuel by 2020. I have no idea whether that target was met, but I do know half* of south-east Asia has been burnt down to plant palm-oil**, for the...
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    I was waiting for that. Scooty's Law says "you...

    I was waiting for that. Scooty's Law says "you can only be a proper paedo if you're a Tory". It was one of yours this time, so suck it up. And if he doesn't end up in prison (for a very long time)...
  34. Possibly your most insightful post ever. None of...

    Possibly your most insightful post ever. None of us understand art though (but we know what we like)...:wink
  35. Yes, admittedly, an idiot walking around in the...

    Yes, admittedly, an idiot walking around in the middle of the road would cause traffic issues, but that's just because they all have to slow down to his pace so as not to hit him*. It doesn't explain...
  36. Have I missed something? Why did Google assume it...

    Have I missed something? Why did Google assume it was 99 cars moving at a snails pace, rather than 99 pedestrians moving at normal walking pace? Or did he actually do something a bit naughty and...
  37. The EPP is an affiliation of various...

    The EPP is an affiliation of various similarly-minded parties across EU member states*. You can't be an individual member (unlike the Conservative Party) so in that sense it's more like the TUC. And...
  38. He isn't you know. He's the President of the EPP,...

    He isn't you know. He's the President of the EPP, but that's an appointed position, not an elected one. As far as I can tell, he's never actually been elected to any position in the EU. He's clearly...
  39. Just think, I could get a Scottish passport...

    Just think, I could get a Scottish passport through my Grandmother. I wouldn't though, would I...? :wink
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    Transition period. HTH, BIDI

    Transition period.

    HTH, BIDI
  41. Not if you want to join the EU. You have to...

    Not if you want to join the EU. You have to accept the Euro, at the rate of their choosing. Which will be set to avoid any bailout, so you'll be screwed over from day 1. Taxes will probably have to...
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    It's all being stuffed into brown envelopes to be...

    It's all being stuffed into brown envelopes to be delivered by Uber drivers. If you happen to find one in an Uber, you're legally allowed to keep it.

    (It's supposed to be secret, so don't tell...
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    Even Yorkie couldn't manage to become the most...

    Even Yorkie couldn't manage to become the most tedious twunt on the planet overnight, surely?
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    Assuming work started this morning (the first...

    Assuming work started this morning (the first Monday after we were legally permitted to start talking to other countries) you might want to re-evaluate your expectations. Trade deals take more than 3...
  45. Quotas and territorial fishing rights are two...

    Quotas and territorial fishing rights are two very different things. The CFP is a complete mess, widely ignored and run by idiots. See EU ministers vote to allow overfishing despite legal deadline to...
  46. That figure would have been much higher, but for...

    That figure would have been much higher, but for the theft/surrender of UK territorial waters in 1973. As for financial services, the EU have already legislated against London (by refusing ECB...
  47. Well done for acknowledging that the EU is a...

    Well done for acknowledging that the EU is a country. Some folks on here think it's still a trading block made up of independent nations. :spank:
    And while we're at it, they can do one. :moon:
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    I'll decide when to leave the EU citizens thread,...

    I'll decide when to leave the EU citizens thread, not you matey...:bang:
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    It's probably best you don't have more passports...

    It's probably best you don't have more passports than braincells anyway...
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    Poll: Plague & pestilence, and the 'other thing', all...

    Plague & pestilence, and the 'other thing', all at the same time. You must be having quite a bad day. Cheer up Scooty, maybe Scotland will beat the Irish tomorrow. On second thoughts, :suicide:
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