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    Sticky: Century :yay:

    Century :yay:
  2. Try this: - So client says you are an...

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    So client says you are an employee. You say you are not an employee. So you sue for employee rights.....

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    I sort of agree. But the master here is HMRC....
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    Sticky: Dont you dare steal my century. Its mine! All...

    Dont you dare steal my century. Its mine! All mine!
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    Sticky: That should be fun.

    That should be fun.
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    Sticky: Tomorrow I drive twins and ExMrsBP down to London.

    Tomorrow I drive twins and ExMrsBP down to London.
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    Sticky: 3 children going spare. £5000. I can't go any...

    3 children going spare. £5000. I can't go any higher than that....
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    Sticky: Well my children anyway.

    Well my children anyway.
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    Sticky: God I hate children.

    God I hate children.
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    Sticky: And windy.

    And windy.
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    Sticky: Wet here.

    Wet here.
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    Sticky: :yay: I hope that was more than 1 game?

    :yay:

    I hope that was more than 1 game?
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    Sticky: Is that NLyUK's job description?

    Is that NLyUK's job description?
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    Sticky: :nerd :nerd2: Don't you bring your fancy high...

    :nerd :nerd2:

    Don't you bring your fancy high tech solution into this....
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    Sticky: Are you sure it was not Ramesh Ranganethan? Is...

    Are you sure it was not Ramesh Ranganethan?

    Is that the radio 4 thingy? I quite enjoyed it....
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    Inequality is increasing more rapidly.

    Inequality is increasing more rapidly.
  16. And you want it all for free? If you think...

    And you want it all for free? If you think getting a professional is expensive, try hiring an amateur.

    And could you brain dump all your skills/expertise here for free please? Ta.
  17. Indeed they have. They just pluck a number out of...

    Indeed they have. They just pluck a number out of thin air with no reference to any law and expect it paid.
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    Well she certainly lamped him.

    Well she certainly lamped him.
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    Good. It is what should happen to those who abuse...

    Good. It is what should happen to those who abuse others.

    Oh wait. A woman abusing a man. Totally allowed. Carry on.
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
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    :wave: A very warm welcome! In general you pay...

    :wave: A very warm welcome!

    In general you pay taxes where the work is done.

    Your umbrella company should be sorting out your UK taxes. But be very careful. There are some very dodgy "umbrella"...
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    Sticky: You are married. When married people have sex, it...

    You are married. When married people have sex, it is not with each other.

    HTH
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    Since the storm started, MrsBP has been looking...

    Since the storm started, MrsBP has been looking through the windows. If it gets any worse, I will have to let her in.
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    37561

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    And only the Chancellor has changed. The people...

    And only the Chancellor has changed. The people the Chancellor reports to at HMRC is the same.
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    Sticky: I see getting gainful employment has done much...

    I see getting gainful employment has done much for your mood....
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    Sticky: We need to work on your counting skills....

    We need to work on your counting skills....
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    Sticky: At what?

    At what?
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    Sticky: Pailnilap :yay:

    Pailnilap :yay:
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    Sticky: Im not bored.

    Im not bored.
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    Sticky: And interrupt my stream of inane drivel?

    And interrupt my stream of inane drivel?
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    Sticky: That was stolen for the facebook feed of some...

    That was stolen for the facebook feed of some twunt. Occasionally they post something funny......
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    This is very true. The decision was basically...

    This is very true. The decision was basically "Parliament can make any law it wants.".

    My favourite bit was Judge Parker saying that Montpelier had not done enough to force HMRC to close the...
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    Sticky: Have you not sorted out the bike you stole(*) yet...

    Have you not sorted out the bike you stole(*) yet then?

    (*) This statement could well be a total lie......
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    Sticky: I went to subway to get a chicken sandwich. I...

    I went to subway to get a chicken sandwich. I asked how their meat was sourced. "Killed in the traditional Islamic way" they said.

    How do you strap a backpack to a Chicken? :confused:
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    Sticky: Mind you, Nick is 100 more times to get lucky...

    Mind you, Nick is 100 more times to get lucky than you. Unless you managed to get more Rohypnol....
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    Sticky: Is there any other sort?

    Is there any other sort?
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    Sticky: I can see it now. "Oh MrFitz. Your talk of the...

    I can see it now. "Oh MrFitz. Your talk of the technical complexities of geo-mapping is really getting me excited!"

    Or maybe not....
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    Sticky: So you stole it? About right for a tight...

    So you stole it?

    About right for a tight fisted Yorkie....
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    Sticky: Century :yay:

    Century :yay:
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    How can HMRC get back the tax? :confused: ...

    How can HMRC get back the tax? :confused:

    Retrospection is illegal? :confused:
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    Nymphomaniac - A women as obsessed with sex as...

    Nymphomaniac - A women as obsessed with sex as the average man.
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    Sticky: Tonight I will make MrsBP feel like a real woman....

    Tonight I will make MrsBP feel like a real woman. She can wash my clothes....
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    Sticky: Anyone know where I can buy a potato peeler?

    Anyone know where I can buy a potato peeler?
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    Sticky: :yay:

    :yay:
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    Sticky: I thought it was the UK national sport? :confused:

    I thought it was the UK national sport? :confused:
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    Sticky: OMG! She must really hate you.....

    OMG! She must really hate you.....
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    Sticky: Century :yay:

    Century :yay:
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    Sticky: The point. As usual. And your appointment for...

    The point. As usual.

    And your appointment for singing lessons.
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    Sticky: Someone who is looking for a beating. Death kis...

    Someone who is looking for a beating. Death kis too good for him.

    Just make sure he stocks the freezer first......
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