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    The old man is hexadecimal. F0AD

    The old man is hexadecimal.

    F0AD
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    They have a new algorithm which trawls your...

    They have a new algorithm which trawls your previous reviews by hosts and applies a sex worker cleaning surcharge.
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    Get a room, you two. Or a toilet cubicle.

    Get a room, you two. Or a toilet cubicle.
  4. Or gets you a discount.

    Or gets you a discount.
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    Which is a blessing.

    Which is a blessing.
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    Only I get to call him that.

    Only I get to call him that.
  7. Normal service will be resumed as soon as...

    Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible. Meanwhile here is some light music.


    https://youtu.be/PdiaIiqEe5E
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    Hark at her!!

    Hark at her!!
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    He is the cheap whore.

    He is the cheap whore.
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    The old man will be looking for opportunities to...

    The old man will be looking for opportunities to earn hard currency in the Liverpool dockside area, but the economic situation will bring in a lot of amateur competition driving down prices.
  11. UB7 0EQ The old man is ready and waiting.

    UB7 0EQ

    The old man is ready and waiting.
  12. In your case it doesn't. But quality product gets...

    In your case it doesn't. But quality product gets a quality price.

    Urban Dictionary: assguru
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    That's a new feature.

    That's a new feature.
  14. As always, I will be advised by my bitch on such...

    As always, I will be advised by my bitch on such constitutional matters.
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    What's wrong with blackmailing Admin with the...

    What's wrong with blackmailing Admin with the photos?
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    But would you wait for him?

    But would you wait for him?
  17. But you just can't help yourself.

    But you just can't help yourself.
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    As long as it's a consensual kicking, that's OK....

    As long as it's a consensual kicking, that's OK. Old Etonians like that kind of thing, and it's an opportunity for whorty to dust down his Victorian Nanny uniform.
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    The old man will do it for a fiver and throw in a...

    The old man will do it for a fiver and throw in a happy finish, but this may be one of those cases where cheapest is not the critical consideration.
  20. Dear twat Sorry your life's worked out so...

    Dear twat

    Sorry your life's worked out so badly.

    NLyUK
  21. There's room in your arsehole for half of CUK,...

    There's room in your arsehole for half of CUK, you cheap little assguru.
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    I keep the old man in an emergency female...

    I keep the old man in an emergency female cabinet. All offers considered.
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    The old man has a pegged rate of $4.

    The old man has a pegged rate of $4.
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    And you wonder why your rectum prolapsed.

    And you wonder why your rectum prolapsed.
  25. Dim would do anything for a tenner. Twice.

    Dim would do anything for a tenner. Twice.
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    I've rented a portacabin at Marston Airport for...

    I've rented a portacabin at Marston Airport for the old man and a couple of other contractors to nosh EU lorry drivers for Euros, food and human insulin.
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    The old man has an app on his phone, which will...

    The old man has an app on his phone, which will say in any one of 100+ languages:
  28. Sorry your penis extension didn't work out.

    Sorry your penis extension didn't work out.
  29. **** you, fatty. Nobody tells my prick of a...

    **** you, fatty. Nobody tells my prick of a husband he's a prick except me.
  30. His two hobbies are literally trolling the...

    His two hobbies are literally trolling the professional forums and being bummed by strangers in the end cubicle of the gents' at Wigan Wallgate. Just be grateful that you are engaged in the former,...
  31. Thread: breeze

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    Website still going strong. Dissolved in 2017.

    Website still going strong. Dissolved in 2017.
  32. Thread: breeze

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    Website still going strong. Dissolved in 2017.

    Website still going strong. Dissolved in 2017.
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    Poll: Every time a Mexican chemical tanker docks, he...

    Every time a Mexican chemical tanker docks, he thinks he's Jamie Oliver.
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    I'm raciest.

    I'm raciest.
  35. The old man is allowed on board dressed like...

    The old man is allowed on board dressed like that, but only if his emotional support yak is wearing a matching outfit.
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    'Going to Spilt' is the old man's way of...

    'Going to Spilt' is the old man's way of describing a dockside workplace injury that requires reconstructive colorectal surgery.
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    Two would be an achievement.

    Two would be an achievement.
  38. That's just the freemium site.

    That's just the freemium site.
  39. The old man is whatever you want him to be.

    The old man is whatever you want him to be.
  40. That and the photos I have of Admin's mum fisting...

    That and the photos I have of Admin's mum fisting you.
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    I remember that time you got a double contract....

    I remember that time you got a double contract. That nice lady doctor had never seen anything like it. 'Butchered' was the word she used.
  42. That's when the billable fun starts.

    That's when the billable fun starts.
  43. And you keep pulling over to nosh lorry drivers...

    And you keep pulling over to nosh lorry drivers for loose change.
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    If you want him burrowing up into you, you're...

    If you want him burrowing up into you, you're more than welcome.
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    It masks the old man's odour of the floor of the...

    It masks the old man's odour of the floor of the gents' end cubicle at Wigan Wallgate.
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    The old man has that written on the back of his...

    The old man has that written on the back of his elephant thong. But then he has been known to get ****ed 8 ways for one contract.
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    Not so much when you're wearing your air hostess...

    Not so much when you're wearing your air hostess uniform.
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    First time he has done this.

    First time he has done this.
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    Wise words The old man had three interviews once...

    Wise words The old man had three interviews once and he couldn't walk or tulip straight for a fortnight.
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    Poll: FTFY

    FTFY
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