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  1. Thread: Word associations

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    Carrot

    Carrot
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    Sticky: Not a pali, but a pleasing number, NTL.

    Not a pali, but a pleasing number, NTL.
  3. Thread: Hitler Schnitzel

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    Now, I've not won Masterchef, but I fry things in...

    Do try to keep up.[/QUOTE]

    Now, I've not won Masterchef, but I fry things in oil or another fat, not in breadcrumbs. I might coat the object in breadcrumbs prior to frying, but I do not use...
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    The "inaccuracy" is the claim that his second...

    The "inaccuracy" is the claim that his second trip was to Durham, it was to Barnard Castle. His 3rd trip was to Durham.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: The Dog (tw) doesn't want...

    Morning all :wave:

    The Dog (tw) doesn't want to go for a walk this morning. That may be because:
    1. It is Sunday and the church bells may ring, which can be scary if you're a noise-averse dog
    2....
  6. The "inaccuracy" of the story of his second trip...

    The "inaccuracy" of the story of his second trip is where No10 claim that the papers say he went to Durham, when it appears he went to the town of Barnard Castle instead.

    While they are not the...
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    Sticky: 97/88, tfbsz

    97/88, tfbsz
  8. None. He just needs to re-write them so he comes...

    None. He just needs to re-write them so he comes out of it as the victim of a left wing extremist press.

    He’s doing a Trump.
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    My car has not been used in 12 days.

    My car has not been used in 12 days.
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    The error is you don’t know how to post photos. ...

    The error is you don’t know how to post photos.

    Am I right?
  11. Might have got lost when I moved the thread. ...

    Might have got lost when I moved the thread.

    Is this about the partition of Ireland, or the partition of a hard drive?
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    Sticky: Grass not cut. Hail storm for 5 mins, then...

    Grass not cut.

    Hail storm for 5 mins, then blue skies, then rain. Dog trembling beside me, which probably means there’s thunder writhing 50 miles of here.

    Bread in oven.
  13. Perhaps you could apply your rules to your posts.

    Perhaps you could apply your rules to your posts.
  14. You need to see it from a Tory viewpoint:In...

    You need to see it from a Tory viewpoint:In defence of Dominic Cummings: Don't join the blowhard Remainers calling for his head
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    Sticky: Dog walked. Rain cloud passed by very fast,...

    Dog walked.
    Rain cloud passed by very fast, putting a few drops on the windows, but not enough to make a difference.
    Back to blue skies.
    Bread now rising in tins. (Fresh yeast wholemeal recipe, it...
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    My wife said I was really bad at innuendos, so I...

    My wife said I was really bad at innuendos, so I gave her two.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Breezy out. Bread is...

    Morning all :wave:

    Breezy out.

    Bread is rising, dog is waiting to be walked.
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    Sticky: TFBSZ

    TFBSZ
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    Would you prefer to have Eton spaffers, who are...

    Would you prefer to have Eton spaffers, who are more concerned with profits than people?
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    Sorry, my poor choice of language. The hospital I...

    Sorry, my poor choice of language. The hospital I was at is one that specialises in performing scans for cancers in the head and neck.




    Thankfully it's not me doing the diagnosis.
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    It's too easy, if you don't actually read what...

    It's too easy, if you don't actually read what was written, or you ignore the bits you don't like.

    Your duty is to your company and your client.
    If your client says no, then it's a no, unless...
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    Hello. Let's start off with a question: Are you...

    Hello.
    Let's start off with a question: Are you set up as a limited company or are you working some other way?

    If you are a limited company, you can set up contracts with other companies,...
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    I am learning. I'm also waiting for the...

    I am learning.

    I'm also waiting for the results of the scan I couldn't possibly have had at an NHS hospital because it's impossible for them to have done the scan according to some bloke who's...
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    Poll: I'll see what the options are at the time of the...

    I'll see what the options are at the time of the next election.

    Based on his current performance and that of his party over the last decade, not a chance.
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    Based on population: per head, was Jennifer...

    Based on population: per head, was Jennifer Arcuri better value than Stormy Daniels, or has Britain been ripped off?
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    Looks like she's an escort.

    Looks like she's an escort.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: TFIF, etc.

    Morning all :wave:

    TFIF, etc.
  28. Lisp.

    Lisp.
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    She’s busy with an appointment on 30th February....

    She’s busy with an appointment on 30th February.

    Diane Abbot is correcting her maths homework
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    Sticky: They’re foreign birds as well, make a right...

    They’re foreign birds as well, make a right racket, don’t pay for their food or lodgings, live off me...

    But hey, I own 4 houses in Surrey, occupied by 8 chicks, 2 big foreign birds, one bitch and...
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    Sticky: No, the guineas don’t like going up into the ark...

    No, the guineas don’t like going up into the ark we have for them and they have really bad night vision, they’re not even crepuscular.
    So I tried the new solar light, it wasn’t bright enough for...
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    Surprised Taz hasn’t turned up to tell you how...

    Surprised Taz hasn’t turned up to tell you how evil you are for saying anything truthful bad about BloJo.
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    Sticky: So, to celebrate my endowment coming in, I’ve...

    So, to celebrate my endowment coming in, I’ve just bought another house* in Surrey.






    *Note: It is a chicken house, suitable for 8 chickens, or in our case, 2 guineafowl.
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    Sticky: On this day in history... 25 years ago today I...

    On this day in history...
    25 years ago today I made the first payment to Legal & General for the endowment :eek: on the first property I bought.

    They've transferred the money into my bank today :)
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    I told my suitcases that there would be no...

    I told my suitcases that there would be no holiday this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: CBS, etc and very humid....

    Morning all :wave:
    CBS, etc and very humid. Hopefully a big thunderstorm will come through and clear the air.
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    Sticky: Tfbsz :wave:

    Tfbsz :wave:
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    Sticky: Not quite as high as yesterday here - it's about...

    Not quite as high as yesterday here - it's about 28C
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    Sticky: What are you implying? ;)

    What are you implying? ;)
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    You wait half an hour for a division, then 3 come...

    You wait half an hour for a division, then 3 come along at once.
  41. Thread: Titcam's back!

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    My Wife's got Great...

    My Wife's got Great Titshttps://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49902599152_967125b988_b.jpg

    The parents are currently feeding their young regularly....
  42. Is your contract direct with your "employer" or...

    Is your contract direct with your "employer" or with CU?
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: CBS, hot etc

    Morning all :wave:
    CBS, hot etc
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    Do you work FOR HMRC, or are you just saying...

    Do you work FOR HMRC, or are you just saying you're a tax payer?

    All tax payers "work on behalf of HMRC", so it really doesn't make you special.

    Feel free to contact any of the mod team...
  45. A couple of questions: 1. Were you on an hourly...

    A couple of questions:
    1. Were you on an hourly rate or a daily rate? If you were on a daily rate, why would you charge for less than a full day? If you were on an hourly rate, why would you charge...
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    Maybe if we’d locked down earlier and PHE had...

    Maybe if we’d locked down earlier and PHE had made sure that PPE was available in hospitals, and if the country wasn’t run by idiots, we’d have had fewer deaths.

    Next?
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    Sticky: One loaf left to rise. Rose a bit too much. ...

    One loaf left to rise.

    Rose a bit too much.

    Split in two.

    Two loaves out of the oven :)
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    Sticky: 32C on the outside thermometer now. Phew,...

    32C on the outside thermometer now.

    Phew, what a scorcher!

    The B call was quite amusing, as someone has documented the cost savings and the question now is "can it be done sooner than...
  49. Thread: Lockdown Lite

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    Care to provide your source for that claim? ...

    Care to provide your source for that claim?

    Given that the NHS England reports they had 4,125 adult critical care beds in total in October 2019, I'd like to see who is saying there are thousands...
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    Sticky: Lunch had. Spammers banned Temp hitting 25C in...

    Lunch had.
    Spammers banned
    Temp hitting 25C in the shade out there.
    Shame I'm on a con call about the B word.
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