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  1. No. They were facing the wall whilst waiting for...

    No. They were facing the wall whilst waiting for their expenses cheque. :puke:
  2. So let me get this right now.... We've just...

    So let me get this right now....

    We've just had a spat with our closest ally, the U.S.
    We're about to sever ties with our major trading partner, the EU.
    We're jousting with a volatile...
  3. The Special Poodleship is alive and well. Looks...

    The Special Poodleship is alive and well. Looks like Trump decides who the British ambassador will be. :(
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    Your words, not mine. You never produced bank...

    Your words, not mine.

    You never produced bank statements for a gig? Well jolly well done you !
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    Garbage. You've never worked for one of the major...

    Garbage. You've never worked for one of the major consultancies have you? They don't produce their individual's bank statements when putting workers (employee or contractor) onto client site.
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    If an individual is supplying his/her own bank...

    If an individual is supplying his/her own bank statements, then by definition this is a personal arrangement and not a B2B transaction. I've supplied bank statements to get a gig in a bank, and was...
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    Well done fella. :cool3: Had a chuckle that...

    Well done fella. :cool3:

    Had a chuckle that they never found a replacement !!!!
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    Dead simple. Your skills are clearly in...

    Dead simple.

    Your skills are clearly in demand. Tell us what they are...

    We put up fake CVs with those skills on the job-boards.

    Agents call us and leave you mostly in peace..

    I get out...
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    and you all too

    and you all too
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    Top Bananas!! Is the timing a winner??

    Top Bananas!!
    Is the timing a winner??
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    Pity AtW is still in cyber-gaol, and can't see me...

    Pity AtW is still in cyber-gaol, and can't see me just pip him to the prize :confused:

    Anyway, fasten your seat-belts, this is the 23:59:59 train from Waterloo to my next can of Super-Lager. He...
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    :laugh :laugh :rollin: :rollin: ...

    :laugh :laugh :rollin: :rollin: Hahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaah !! Merry Xmas !
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    Any evidence to back this up? :wink

    Any evidence to back this up? :wink
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    Only a complete nutter would want to steer the...

    Only a complete nutter would want to steer the Ttitanic at this juncture !!! Ah,wait......Johnson,Fox,....................................................I see :grin
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    :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh...

    :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
  16. It IS wrong. He said...... You CANNOT go 3...

    It IS wrong. He said......



    You CANNOT go 3 generations or more back the way. It is parent or grandparent

    https://www.dfa.ie/passports-citizenship/citizenship/born-abroad/
  17. Nope. This is plain wrong ! :( See dfa.ie...

    Nope. This is plain wrong ! :( See dfa.ie for the proper analysis.
  18. Poll: Britain currently has the best possible deal with...

    Britain currently has the best possible deal with the EU. Any new deal will be inferior.
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    I just did a search of the above, and it came...

    I just did a search of the above, and it came back with responses mainly in Dutch. And a job-board with jobs described in Dutch.

    Maybe you should try to learn the language before thinking about...
  20. Why don't you want a hard Brexit? Don't you have...

    Why don't you want a hard Brexit? Don't you have courage in your conviction? Maybe you should be explaining all the benefits of hard Brexit to the uncommitted ? :wink
  21. Your generation has the chance to build it all up...

    Your generation has the chance to build it all up again ! Rule Brexitannia ! Brexitannia rules the waves ! Show the Europeans how to build cars ! :grin
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    Add (to exodus) Société Générale 400 jobs to...

    Add (to exodus)

    Société Générale 400 jobs to Paris.

    Morgan Stanley, 1000 to New York.

    UBS, 1500 toSwitzerland.
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    Brexit. The gift that keeps on giving. The...

    Brexit. The gift that keeps on giving. The altruism of the Great British people is hard to understand sometimes. They just keep shipping jobs over to Johnny Foreigner land.

    So gracious, so...
  24. Checks calendar for date. April 1st? Nope. ...

    Checks calendar for date. April 1st? Nope.

    Checks geo-sat for location. Venezuela? Nope.

    What a bunch of circus clowns ! #BREXITSHAMBLES. :laugh :laugh
  25. No-one gives a fork what you say. Deeply...

    No-one gives a fork what you say. Deeply tiresome moron.

    It was a simple challenge to your sock drawer to see if you could even manage a single sentence in German - which you've singularly...
  26. Cool. After all that time serving for the Queen's...

    Cool. After all that time serving for the Queen's own puppeteer's , you'll be able to respond in German then. Go on......give us some of your 'passable' then.
  27. What about you "Shaun" ? You reckon you could...

    What about you "Shaun" ? You reckon you could learn a foreign language? Easy to sneer, as you do, but just lacking the grey matter to give it a go. :whoosh:
  28. You're right to feel stupid if you haven't signed...

    You're right to feel stupid if you haven't signed a pre-nup. HTH but I think you're in for a long lesson. :music:
  29. Garbage. Why would Labour save the Tory...

    Garbage. Why would Labour save the Tory incompetents?

    Buy some popcorn and sit back and watch the Tories rip themselves apart. :smokin
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    Based on what? Your wishful thinking?

    Based on what? Your wishful thinking?
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    Yeah, all 28 of them. Try to post something in...

    Yeah, all 28 of them. Try to post something in German next time, eh? :tongue
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    The BREXIT laughing stock of Europe have just...

    The BREXIT laughing stock of Europe have just provided another free guffaw !!

    :rollin:

    Don't quite believe the poll , but what a belly laugh at the (potential) own-goal.
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    Poll: :rollin: Gotta love your posts. Majority of...

    :rollin:

    Gotta love your posts. Majority of 80+ and that's 'weak'. Luckily you're in Germany and should be unaffected by May's 2020 WTO trade 'agreement'. :sick
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    Easy! Tick bo'X'

    Easy!
    Tick
    bo'X'
  35. There will be no hard border between Scotland and...

    There will be no hard border between Scotland and England.

    One of the EU's red lines in Brexit orders to the UK, is that there will be no hard border between Eire and Northern Ireland....
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    About 350 Million*. A week. ...

    About 350 Million*. A week.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8uBN-mXoAA6CH1.jpg
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    Get with the times son. PSA is now backed by the...

    Get with the times son. PSA is now backed by the Chinese concern Donfeng. PSA's largest market is China. According to Bloomberg,, PSA is the most profitable 'western' car manufacturer at 6% of...
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    https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/16...

    https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/16865172_10158159382840532_7500040064551905667_n.jpg?oh=c7492ba020f6869514891af6014bdd9a&oe=5971AD18

    FTFY :happy
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    So far... Celtic 0 :Barcelona 7.

    So far... Celtic 0 :Barcelona 7.
  40. Looks like he's scored an own gaol.

    Looks like he's scored an own gaol.
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    4. Ken Clarke :

    4. Ken Clarke :
  42. Leave donor plans new party to replace Ukip – without Farage

    Leave donor plans new party to replace Ukip – without Farage | Politics | The Guardian

    Who wants the PM's job now?
  43. You seriously think she is capable *and* will...

    You seriously think she is capable *and* will trigger Article 50? And not let Boris Johnson clear up his own handiwork?
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    Orlando shooting: Shares in G4S fall 8% after...

    Orlando shooting: Shares in G4S fall 8% after gunman confirmed as a former employee of the company | Business News | News | The Independent
  45. Thread: Euro 2016

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    A darn sight better team now than they were at...

    A darn sight better team now than they were at the World Cup two years ago. Best crop of young players coming through than for ages. They were the better team, but nerves lost it in the end.

    I...
  46. Thread: Euro 2016

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    H/T score : Russia nil : Ingerland...

    H/T score : Russia nil : Ingerland 250 arrests.
  47. Thread: Euro 2016

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    They're watching from a couple of pubs in Rose...

    They're watching from a couple of pubs in Rose St, Edinburgh : with the occasional visit to the bookies of course.
  48. Thread: Euro 2016

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    Germany will win on penalties, after a game of...

    Germany will win on penalties, after a game of two halves.
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    Pound slides to fresh lows after polls show...

    Pound slides to fresh lows after polls show growing Brexit support | Business News | News | The Independent

    Oh Dear Mr Cameron, what have you now unleashed?
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    You don't get a vote on TTIP. Once TTIP is...

    You don't get a vote on TTIP. Once TTIP is enforced so then is ISDS. You thereafter have no say or idea what happens as all laws and disputes will be held IN PRIVATE in supra-national courts.
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