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  1. I was hoping for Jam and Scones :happy

    I was hoping for Jam and Scones :happy
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    It's happened! Nissan puts focus on UK plant...

    It's happened!

    Nissan puts focus on UK plant but sparks anger with Spain closure | Business News | Sky News

    EDIT:



    Doh!
  3. Tosh. I've been to a Bella Italia a couple of...

    Tosh. I've been to a Bella Italia a couple of times, it was ok, but not so good that I've been back in the last 3 odd years.

    As for Cafe Rouge, the only people who go are tourists or people...
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    A diet that works, that really works, is the Fast...

    A diet that works, that really works, is the Fast 800.
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    Yes, well, Daily Mail readers should know - of...

    Yes, well, Daily Mail readers should know - of all people - that you can't believe what you read in the press.
  6. That's a very valuable skill right now, because...

    That's a very valuable skill right now, because IBM have laid off many of its cloud and most of its Watson people.
  7. Thread: PPE Shortage

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    SAGE should have listened to Dominic Cummings...

    SAGE should have listened to Dominic Cummings then. He told 'em so and he told 'em good.
    ...
  8. Thread: I _knew_ it!

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    The yanks? My mum (expert typist) taught me two...

    The yanks? My mum (expert typist) taught me two spaces after a full-stop and I've been telling Yanks for years they THEY ARE WRONG to use only one. :eek:

    EDIT: I guess I might be the last person...
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    Yeah! And I bet he claims back his holiday...

    Yeah! And I bet he claims back his holiday allowance accrued during the time he was off sick. Public sector workers, eh? :eyes
  10. Poll: No smart TVs or "smart" gadgets that make a dumb...

    No smart TVs or "smart" gadgets that make a dumb telly smart such as FireStick, Apple TV ?
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    Arrested now, it seems.

    Arrested now, it seems.
  12. "Here’s a traditional Easter scene: skinheads...

    "Here’s a traditional Easter scene: skinheads putting the boot in at Southend-On-Sea on Easter Monday"

    :eek :freaky: :rollin:
  13. Did he say how he defines "worst" ? I trust...

    Did he say how he defines "worst" ?

    I trust that in the end the measure or "worst" will take into account factors such as population density (is it any wonder that New Zealand and Finland are...
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    I've always wondered why Labour voters don't like...

    I've always wondered why Labour voters don't like women :confused:
  15. Thread: Project Fear

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    Whereas remainers will use Covid 19 as an excuse...

    Whereas remainers will use Covid 19 as an excuse for the coming 10 years of economic depression in the EU :rolleyes:
  16. Anyone who doesn't follow WHO guidance is...

    Anyone who doesn't follow WHO guidance is considered a witch doctor, gambling with people's lives, until after the fact, when some of them may be proven correct, and everyone will ask why they...
  17. Thread: Not a member

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    Yes, yes I did. And it's not because they are...

    Yes, yes I did. And it's not because they are "handling it better" ... there are various theories proposed, including poor reporting of the data. Various articles abound, including the NYT, Guardian....
  18. Surprising!! A German friend of mine told me only...

    Surprising!! A German friend of mine told me only last year how un-widespread the use of cards are vs. cash, mostly because they believe that prices will go up if cards become widespread, and ze...
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    Aww don't leave! :( And the very best of luck...

    Aww don't leave! :(

    And the very best of luck with the new role !! x
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    This post makes no sense?

    This post makes no sense?
  21. Thread: Tim Martin

    by Platypus
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    "Responding to suggestions that he should not be...

    "Responding to suggestions that he should not be issuing pronouncements on how to deal with coronavirus, Facebook user (insert your name here) said he was entitled to make public statements on the...
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    Interested, because I heard that Jeremy Virus on...

    Interested, because I heard that Jeremy Virus on R2 was as hysterical as ever :eek:
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    FFS tell him to eff off for the safety of others!...

    FFS tell him to eff off for the safety of others! Then punch him in the face from a safe distance. Use a broom maybe?
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    Even for a Remainer, that's moronic. You think...

    Even for a Remainer, that's moronic. You think that in "normal times" the UK could just spontaneously have said "borders shut, no bloody foreigners allowed in" and the EU would have just nodded and...
  25. Poll: My daughter has started coughing... she's sure...

    My daughter has started coughing... she's sure she hasn't got it so is self-isolating under duress.

    Not a loo-roll to be found here in the S.E. :eek:
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    Serious answer (sorry, yes I know this is...

    Serious answer (sorry, yes I know this is General), is that it gives people a feeling of control at a time when they feel control slipping away,
    Why Are People Hoarding Toilet Paper Amid Coronavirus...
  27. I know people who are already panicking,...

    I know people who are already panicking, something like this will send them over the edge :eek:
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    again? :eek:

    again? :eek:
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    Clients expect to see an improvement in services...

    Clients expect to see an improvement in services levels :laugh
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    Really? Still on this? Is there a new...

    Really? Still on this? Is there a new Intelligence and Security Committee yet?

    Even traitor Grieve said there was no evidence that the Russian state interfered in the 2016 referendum and the 2017...
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    e.g. Putting money into a SIPP or refreshing...

    e.g. Putting money into a SIPP or refreshing hardware is hardly "suss" ?

    I wish I'd known about the SIPP thing sooner myself, could have built up my pension pot much faster and saved a lot of CT.
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    Did personal allowances go up? The 40% band...

    Did personal allowances go up?
    The 40% band limit, the same or raised?

    I didn't vote Tory to not get a tax cut bribe :tantrum:
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    Yep, going to collect another 4.4bn ... :eek:

    Yep, going to collect another 4.4bn ... :eek:
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    Umm, Rishi is not a great speaker :( (this is the...

    Umm, Rishi is not a great speaker :( (this is the first time I've heard him speak).
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    My heart is not bleeding. You are in a very...

    My heart is not bleeding. You are in a very fortunate position.
  36. Personally, I'd be thinking very seriously about...

    Personally, I'd be thinking very seriously about closing it down. It may not stop HMRC, but also it might. Why risk it, I'd be asking myself.
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    +1 Very sorry to hear your plight :(

    +1

    Very sorry to hear your plight :(
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    I don't think that's fair :tantrum: Only one...

    I don't think that's fair :tantrum: Only one :tired
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    Unless you need to access funds in the next few...

    Unless you need to access funds in the next few years (1-5) stay put.
    How long do stock markets take to recover? - Boring Money
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    No, no, he's very intelligent, very successful...

    No, no, he's very intelligent, very successful and very rich. I think he may have mentioned this :winker:
  41. Thread: BaBoomed

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    Well done!!

    Well done!!
  42. Thread: Boomed

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    Many congrats! :yay:

    Many congrats! :yay:
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    Wow! Those twitter users (twats?) really know how...

    Wow! Those twitter users (twats?) really know how to get the laughs! :rolleyes:
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    As is Debenhams.

    As is Debenhams.
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    Do you? For me it was JRM advising to wash...

    Do you?

    For me it was JRM advising to wash one's hands while humming the National Anthem :rolleyes:
  46. Thread: Dr Who 2020

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    OK, I'm persuaded, on balance, to give it a try,...

    OK, I'm persuaded, on balance, to give it a try, but I hold you LM personally responsible if GoT was right :laugh
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    If you're interested, :rolleyes: Ludacris -...

    If you're interested, :rolleyes:
    Ludacris - Wikipedia
  48. I thought that Zigenare mentioned he thought a...

    I thought that Zigenare mentioned he thought a colleague had it, therefore he had been exposed?

    EDIT: found it.


    [cue W coming along and saying "good" then saying it's satire]
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    You're damed right!! :tantrum:

    You're damed right!!



    :tantrum:
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    Was he earlier than usual or later than usual?...

    Was he earlier than usual or later than usual? :nerd
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