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    Keeping the British end up, one assumes? ...

    Keeping the British end up, one assumes?

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    Reality

    Reality
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    With new locks too, one assumes?

    With new locks too, one assumes?
  4. Nice one. We're having a party at the palace to...

    Nice one. We're having a party at the palace to celebrate, feel free to pop round.
    Dress code - Afghan chic
    Password - Allahu akhbar

    Make sure you shout the password loudly at the gate so the...
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    The bike or the blonde?

    The bike or the blonde?
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    It's a good job he's not a government minister -...

    It's a good job he's not a government minister - the BBC mispronunciation apology team would have their work cut out.
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    Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. -...

    Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

    - Warren Buffet, iirc
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    More importantly, it's less than 2 weeks to the...

    More importantly, it's less than 2 weeks to the Glorious Twelfth. Won't somebody think of the Grouse?
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    Sticky: It was like that 30 years ago too. Anyway, if...

    It was like that 30 years ago too. Anyway, if they still charge 3p to cross it, WTF do you expect?

    There's a scout camp just to the side of that bridge. The last time I visited, the district...
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    Sticky: It would have been expensive to have glass you'd...

    It would have been expensive to have glass you'd regard as 'normal' in 1880. IIRC if you can see out of it without distortions it's likely post-1950 when industrial float techniques were perfected....
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    Sticky: Clearly the link is 'behaving like a wunker'.

    Clearly the link is 'behaving like a wunker'.
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    Sticky: Wasn't she sat on the opposition benches at PMQ's...

    Wasn't she sat on the opposition benches at PMQ's just now?
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    Sticky: Busy day today, new broom and all. The 14th...

    Busy day today, new broom and all. The 14th replacement head we've had IIRC. The Mrs is exactly like Trigger in that regard. :laugh
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    Sticky: Yep, the panic room is the place to be on nights...

    Yep, the panic room is the place to be on nights like this - air con, loads of Gin and bomb proof walls, I slept like a log :smokin

    Oh, and - :spel Gotterdammerung
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    Convoys - that worked before. A couple of Type...

    Convoys - that worked before. A couple of Type 26's ought to be able to cover a dozen tankers and knock seven shades out of anything those camel botherers can dream up. Job done. :smokin
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    Sticky: Lunch

    Potato and spinach. Much better. :glasses
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    On guard! ...

    On guard!

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    Not all of 'em - you couldn't even get a 2nd hand...

    Not all of 'em - you couldn't even get a 2nd hand turkish fridge for the price of NLyUK's affections.
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    Sticky: Position Vacant - Palace chef

    Must be able to cook soup without adding spices.
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    Sticky: Lunch

    Thai carrot soup. 3/10

    The alternative being cajun turkey. :mad
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  27. Clickbait! You won't believe what PhiltheGreek...

    Clickbait! You won't believe what PhiltheGreek thinks of Stefan75! Clickbait!
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    Sticky: Lunch

    Potato and veg soup. 7/10

    Nothing else of note to report.
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    Posthumous fame though, featuring in General.

    Posthumous fame though, featuring in General.
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    NAT is busy googling Brian Hacking so he can add...

    NAT is busy googling Brian Hacking so he can add to the thread.
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    Poll: And look what happened there.

    And look what happened there.
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    With reference to Spiderman, see also Seagulling....

    With reference to Spiderman, see also Seagulling. You'll need an urban dictionary.
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    Sticky: Can we stop talking about fate please? Lest it...

    Can we stop talking about fate please? Lest it feels tempted.

    Summer Squash Soup (with no bread), for those who care.
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  37. ***** all! :banana: Price History | GeekMarket...

    ***** all! :banana:
    Price History | GeekMarket

    I wonder how long before Michael Jackson's estate has that problem :eyes
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    Sticky: :rollin:

    :rollin:
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    Sticky: He needn't have worried, in my experience of...

    He needn't have worried, in my experience of leaving things in carriages from Westminster, the said item will be returned pretty quickly :smile

    Also - two eggs (soft boiled), in case anyone was...
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    Not baggy enough. When MF went to the gym, the...

    Not baggy enough. When MF went to the gym, the instructor asked him what his favourite machine was. He said 'vending'.
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    Me too. Although that was motivated by a fear of...

    Me too. Although that was motivated by a fear of splashback generating 'Phil The Leak' headlines in the cheaper papers.
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    humour

    humour
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    Sticky: It most certainly is. Shades of Grand Torino...

    It most certainly is. Shades of Grand Torino albeit with highly questionable mexicans rather than fine upstanding gooks as the ethnic foil. And a valuable lesson in the importance of diversification...
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    Choke

    Choke
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  48. It's more common to observe that he only had one...

    It's more common to observe that he only had one ball.
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    Sticky: Soup

    Garlic Mushroom. Interesting idea. Hope nobody comes round this afternoon. :frown
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