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    Ah shirt sizes where half the team think it means...

    Ah shirt sizes where half the team think it means hours required and half the team doesn't and only the scrum master with no IT experience is really taking it seriously anyway
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    Blimey I'd have thought the national socialist...

    Blimey I'd have thought the national socialist workers party was more your thing, what with your love of Islamofascism
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    What about the 400 million Hindus that got...

    What about the 400 million Hindus that got slaughtered during Muslim invasion and occupation of India, was that just the religion of peace being peaceful ?
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    Don't forget the ongoing slaughter of christians...

    Don't forget the ongoing slaughter of christians in Nigeria, by you guessed it the religion of peace
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    Don't forget the slaughter of christians in...

    Don't forget the slaughter of christians in Ethopia, by you guessed it the religion of peace
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    The last historic Muslim caliphate, the Ottoman...

    The last historic Muslim caliphate, the Ottoman Empire, tried to cleanse its empire of Christian minorities and the latest one is doing just the same

    Another success for your favourite religion of...
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    You know the story of Iran, and what happened to...

    You know the story of Iran, and what happened to the indigenous population once the religion of peace got involved ?
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    Presumably you don't need smart clothes when...

    Presumably you don't need smart clothes when you're sent to MaoMentum reeducation camps
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    I'm not a fan of religion generally, I see no...

    I'm not a fan of religion generally, I see no point in believing in imaginary sky fairies

    The rise in homophobia concides with the spread of Islam in the UK, the two are closely linked as the...
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    But do they rape children as cultural custom, ...

    But do they rape children as cultural custom, crucify/behead/stone/ampute people, kill women for 'honour', mutilate the genitals of women, believe in jihad, want to subdugate the world under Islam ?
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    You don't have to be religious to throw gays off...

    You don't have to be religious to throw gays off tall buildings, but the religion of peace seem to be the only adherants
  12. Poll: I'm voting out, but I bet project fear will win...

    I'm voting out, but I bet project fear will win the day

    Besides even if 100% of the electorate voted out, we would still need to keep voting again and again until we made the 'right' decision like...
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    You'd rather champion a way of life that...

    You'd rather champion a way of life that encourages inequality, especially towards women ?
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    Do all religions behead infidels, practice FGM,...

    Do all religions behead infidels, practice FGM, paeodophilia, marital rape, the subjugation of women, throwing gays of tall buildings and honour killings

    Is there another religion that does all...
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    So define how Islam is compatible with democracy...

    So define how Islam is compatible with democracy when it puts god above any man made laws ?
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    Yup just like Scotland, but with nukes and even...

    Yup just like Scotland, but with nukes and even uglier leaders
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    That's like saying Hitler made the trains run on...

    That's like saying Hitler made the trains run on time and did wonders for the employment figures
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    Blimey click bait title of the day

    Blimey click bait title of the day
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    You expect more bribes from the EU than the...

    You expect more bribes from the EU than the English ?
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    It's a tulip hole, didn't Colin Farrell teach you...

    It's a tulip hole, didn't Colin Farrell teach you anything
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    So what is about Islam you think is compatible...

    So what is about Islam you think is compatible with modern democratic thought ?
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    He's obviously pro Alans snackbar

    He's obviously pro Alans snackbar
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    Would be nice if the 2nd referendum was the rest...

    Would be nice if the 2nd referendum was the rest of the UK voting on whether Scotland should leave

    That would really annoy the SNP, the last thing they really want is independence
  25. Poll: Hopefully TTIP, if we stay in prepare to bow to...

    Hopefully TTIP, if we stay in prepare to bow to your corporate overlords

    Even if we leave there is only a slim chance our money grabbing politicians will serve country over their own interests but...
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    Didn't THHGTTG say the same in the 70s

    Didn't THHGTTG say the same in the 70s
  27. Poll: Millionaire expats moaning that Brexit might harm...

    Millionaire expats moaning that Brexit might harm their interests
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    Don't forget the Muslim patrols...

    Don't forget the Muslim patrols where they intimidate ethnic minorities in London like Jews, Whites etc
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    Good straw man answer, but to decide to remove...

    Good straw man answer, but to decide to remove your democracy without asking you doesn't compare
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    As we were never asked about joining the EU is it...

    As we were never asked about joining the EU is it any wonder we're a little detached, our politicians lied about what the common market meant
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    I'd rather it was Gove and BoJo running the show...

    I'd rather it was Gove and BoJo running the show than Hameron and Gideot
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    Seen similar happen at a client site New...

    Seen similar happen at a client site

    New interim director of IT appointed

    Big meeting announced where they will outline their vision to the bored seen it all before permies

    At said meeting...
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    It's their last ditch attempt to avoid...

    It's their last ditch attempt to avoid independence, if they can't leech of England anymore they want to leech off the EU instead
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    So we can ruled by Putins East German sleeper

    So we can ruled by Putins East German sleeper
  35. Poll: They don't want to make decisions, that involves...

    They don't want to make decisions, that involves taking responsibility for their own actions rather than blaming the English for everything

    They're just a spoilt teenager that doesn't want to...
  36. It's annoying the SNP as they want to stay in the...

    It's annoying the SNP as they want to stay in the EU, so they can avoid independence

    The referendum will call their bluff for the 2nd time
  37. You can buy second hand cars with angel dust now,...

    You can buy second hand cars with angel dust now, blimey things have gone down hill
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    Well they've got 3 million empty air conditioned...

    Well they've got 3 million empty air conditioned tents that could be used
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    Even if we do vote to leave, we'll have to keep...

    Even if we do vote to leave, we'll have to keep having referendums until we vote the right way

    Like Ireland we won't be allowed to leave
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    Unless it's applied retrospectively, which of course never happens in reality :laugh
  41. What next for Project Fear If we leave the EU,...

    What next for Project Fear

    If we leave the EU, we'll lose jobs to highly competitive French workers

    What is the most rediculous scare story they will push out ?
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    He doesn't need the CUK lefties, he has enough...

    He doesn't need the CUK lefties, he has enough useful idiots in western governments to know we're no threat
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    But Turkey buys ISIS oil, allows ISIS fighters to...

    But Turkey buys ISIS oil, allows ISIS fighters to cross Syria, and supplies arms to ISIS all whilst trying to turn Turkey away from democracy, they are hardly impartial and not a friend of Nato
    ...
  44. Poll: True the EU would force us to vote repeatedly...

    True the EU would force us to vote repeatedly until we voted the right way, but like Ireland the amount of bribes would make it worthwhile

    It's a no lose scenario, unlike voting yes where we just...
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    A politician with principals, contract that with...

    A politician with principals, contract that with Jezzbollah and McIra the renowed Eurosceptics who will be in the In camp
  46. Poll: Voting out makes sense, worst case we get some...

    Voting out makes sense, worst case we get some bribes from our EU overlords, best case we leave

    They need us more than we need them, so it makes sense to try and milk them like Scotland milks the...
  47. That would be the same Rothschilds who made the...

    That would be the same Rothschilds who made the stuffed animal museum in Hertfordshire for the full League of Gentlemen experience
  48. Poll: If only there was a wall between the two...

    If only there was a wall between the two countries, what would Hadrian do ?
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    But if we only pay more green taxes climate...

    But if we only pay more green taxes climate change will disappear and the polar bears will be saved
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    I did Nazi that coming

    I did Nazi that coming
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