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    Im happy for anyone to do pointless tasks for me...

    Im happy for anyone to do pointless tasks for me regardless of their country of origin.

    Here, spell this one correctly for me prikc.
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    You are a strange man. Calm down and try to be...

    You are a strange man. Calm down and try to be leas angry.
  3. He is doing fantastically well, why stand there...

    He is doing fantastically well, why stand there and not be heard.

    I thought it reflected badly on the eu tbh.

    Bojo keep it up, breath of fresh air.
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    Stuff like that makes the world go around. I...

    Stuff like that makes the world go around.

    I had a nap today, 20 min power nap. Let both dogs snuggle into me. Smelly sods.
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    Mr and Mrs Roomba haven been with the family for...

    Mr and Mrs Roomba haven been with the family for years.

    I was going to make a joke about one of the house staff called dyson and their suction power but stopped myself.
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    Poll: Wework is supposed to be good, but i dont know...

    Wework is supposed to be good, but i dont know the rates only people that pay by the month.
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    I probably would have fell for that.

    I probably would have fell for that.
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    Poll: Only just spotted this by accident. Im in!!!!! ...

    Only just spotted this by accident. Im in!!!!!

    Well done for organising this.
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    Yep, but it wasnt a joke. To be fair we have...

    Yep, but it wasnt a joke.

    To be fair we have two roombas and a cleaner and she still hoovers.
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    Well i lifted my feet up when the wife was...

    Well i lifted my feet up when the wife was hoovering therefore making her task a little bit easier.

    I wish i was joking.
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    Another year closer to death...Happy Birthday.

    Another year closer to death...Happy Birthday.
  12. Thread: Gender

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    I need to stop reading this thread.

    I need to stop reading this thread.
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    Good links this week, I likes em. Thanks.

    Good links this week, I likes em. Thanks.
  14. Thread: Gender

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    Better though. You get marks for trying.

    Better though. You get marks for trying.
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    Likes and thanks. Obviously this is open to...

    Likes and thanks. Obviously this is open to abuse but our members wouldnt do that.

    Yes there is an appeals process. The top 3 cuk personality of the year posters will sit on this appeal board.
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    Its 2019, people aren’t embarrassed about...

    Its 2019, people aren’t embarrassed about shagging their pet turtles anymore. Need to diversify.
  17. Thread: Gender

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    I sub-contract my moderating duties. It's a bit...

    I sub-contract my moderating duties. It's a bit like asking Alexa to do some minor chore like turn on the lights.
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    Making money on CUK

    Being a public spirited person I was thinking how can we improve the content of posts on CUK.

    So, my idea. We all pitch in £100 at the start of the year to our top post pot.

    Then every month,...
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    Just because you spend most of your time pissed...

    Just because you spend most of your time pissed in a gutter blowing a fellow vagrant and missed the vote, don't blame me.

    2 day suspension for you Zigenare, Nat if you could do the honours and...
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    Depends on what kind of wankanator the car is...

    Depends on what kind of wankanator the car is using and if the pistols are firing on all cylinders.
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    I don't mind a bit of banter and smut but come on...

    I don't mind a bit of banter and smut but come on make it clever.
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    You dont know then.

    You dont know then.
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    Is it a gender pay gap anyway? Or is it a gap...

    Is it a gender pay gap anyway? Or is it a gap between people that are more likely to work part time and people that work full time.

    Or a gap between people that take time off to raise kids and...
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    Be careful with surface 2 have had issues with...

    Be careful with surface 2 have had issues with cpu throttling especially when the weather is warm.
  25. Thanos was right?

    Thanos was right?
  26. It's incredibly biased also. I've never read a...

    It's incredibly biased also. I've never read a more poorly researched essay in my life. The links to the treasury are even worse. Again, assumptions without evidence, models based on biased...
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    I think the local girl scouts could take over CUK.

    I think the local girl scouts could take over CUK.
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    It shows you how sad this brexit forum has got...

    It shows you how sad this brexit forum has got when an absurd joke is taken seriously.

    You people that frequent this forum really need to get a grip.

    Anyway who is up for storming parliament?
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    Is it time for a military coup?

    It's clear that parliament is incapable of doing anything positive or confident.

    I like many others think it's time for the UK military to take control. If you are with me, PM and I will add...
  30. Poll: Yep, I believe Jack the ripper was a surgeon.

    Yep, I believe Jack the ripper was a surgeon.
  31. Poll: I've been to the same consultant through private...

    I've been to the same consultant through private health care for many years, nothing serious just nasal polyps. He is quite open about the costs and how much he makes from consultations and...
  32. Poll: It's been a mixed bag with private health care. ...

    It's been a mixed bag with private health care.

    The good.
    I can get to see a private GP pretty fast, but it could be any doctor.

    I can usually see a consultant pretty fast and get to wait in...
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    I knew the Vietnamese where a short people but...

    I knew the Vietnamese where a short people but not that short.
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    I've not read the article, but not convinced it's...

    I've not read the article, but not convinced it's true as Scotland doesn't seem to have a problem with blindness.
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    Seems a long way to go, just so you don't feel...

    Seems a long way to go, just so you don't feel like a short-arse.
  36. Triggered much?

    Triggered much?
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    I do wonder if this kind of advice is a bit...

    I do wonder if this kind of advice is a bit outdated now, no offence. I also like the Mac OS and Xcode is fine.

    But I’ve been running windows 10 with the built in antivirus for a good while now...
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    It's getting interesting now. I like the new...

    It's getting interesting now. I like the new direction of the UK, confident and proud.

    Lets be honest most of Parliament are rubbish, self serving idiots. Good move and lets hope we can make...
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    I would recommend VR if you go down that route,...

    I would recommend VR if you go down that route, so get a good graphics card. Hotus makes it much more fun.
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    Currently, have a new mac mini for iOS dev work...

    Currently, have a new mac mini for iOS dev work and have a Surface book2 for .Net development. I can tell you which one I prefer but I don't think it would help you if all your work is remote. I...
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    I might have to or an engineer to do the...

    I might have to or an engineer to do the calculations.
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    I disagree, but thank you for your opinion.

    I disagree, but thank you for your opinion.
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    Apparently, it's not such a daft idea to buy it. ...

    Apparently, it's not such a daft idea to buy it. Global warming that he doesn't believe in may make it easier to get at the natural resources there.
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    Nato and Nukes and USA, USA.

    Nato and Nukes and USA, USA.
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    He is a source of self-pity. I'm really not sure...

    He is a source of self-pity. I'm really not sure what you are on about Nat.
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    Yep but that's exactly what I mean. Do we have a...

    Yep but that's exactly what I mean. Do we have a shortage of people to crew these warships? Or do we need more warships.
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    I don't care pal, you are just a source of...

    I don't care pal, you are just a source of negativity, self-pity and boorish views.
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    Have to agree it's a tasteless joke but no more. ...

    Have to agree it's a tasteless joke but no more. This outrage that's conjured up is really the odd thing here and a bit strange. People jumping on the bandwagon with fake outrage. Jeesh.
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    I don't know if we should be worried. Do we need...

    I don't know if we should be worried. Do we need a large standing army? Honestly, are we saying the army is deployed and at capacity. My understanding was that there was a concentration on...
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    What is wrong with people like you? Really? You...

    What is wrong with people like you? Really? You seem to wallow in self pity and negativity.
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