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  1. We should definitely use rabbit for this...

    We should definitely use rabbit for this
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    HMRC are going to make it very difficult for...

    HMRC are going to make it very difficult for medium sized/large companies to take on contractors. Agents, accountants, insurance providers and others will suffer.

    Sadly HMRC want to determine what...
  3. I understand nothing about Procorre. I do...

    I understand nothing about Procorre. I do understand very well the way HMRC treat people. And the best ways of getting help.

    IMO a specialist adviser is someone who has dealt with these type of...
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
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    :laugh The number of people who just don't get...

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    The number of people who just don't get what is going on staggers me....
  6. IMO you need quite a specialist tax adviser.

    IMO you need quite a specialist tax adviser.
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    Poll: I have changed booking name to CUK. Pie and Ale...

    I have changed booking name to CUK. Pie and Ale have requested that Christmas menu orders are pre-booked. Or book from regular menu on the night.
    http://pieandalebar.co.uk/
  8. That may happen sooner than you think.

    That may happen sooner than you think.
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    Sticky: Century :yay:

    Century :yay:
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    Sticky: :yay:

    :yay:
  11. I think it is incredibly unlikely that anything...

    I think it is incredibly unlikely that anything is sorted out. It is way too early. It may well be that some have spoken to advisers.

    Sadly many people bury their heads in the sand and don't do...
  12. Oh they are well aware. But they refuse to accept...

    Oh they are well aware. But they refuse to accept it. Some people are beyond help.
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    All the jam has gone for export....

    All the jam has gone for export....
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    Your JSA application to be approved? :confused:

    Your JSA application to be approved? :confused:
  15. I am pleased that no CUK posters appear to be...

    I am pleased that no CUK posters appear to be using any sort of scheme now, Procorre or otherwise. And that any payments are historic.

    I am aware of people outside of CUK who are still using...
  16. Thread: Dear EU,

    by BrilloPad
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    That worked out well....

    That worked out well....
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    Sticky: Cat bought in a bird this morning. At least it...

    Cat bought in a bird this morning. At least it was dead. Though feathers were scattered everywhere. I had emptied the food bin 5 minutes before - so that was a food bag wasted on one bird.
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    Sticky: Hopefully the drink killed off any lurgy?

    Hopefully the drink killed off any lurgy?
  19. Can I just confirm that some people are still...

    Can I just confirm that some people are still using schemes or some sort? :confused:
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    Sticky: :wave: CUK was down earlier. Well at least for...

    :wave:

    CUK was down earlier. Well at least for me. Did admin forget to feed the server hamster.
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    And your IQ. +803.....

    And your IQ. +803.....
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    Sticky: Maybe you should drink enough to kill it off then?

    Maybe you should drink enough to kill it off then?
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    Sticky: I hope the chef is versed in the art of self...

    I hope the chef is versed in the art of self defence with narwhal tusk?
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    Anyone else want mb31 banned?

    Anyone else want mb31 banned?
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    Sexual discrimination at work. When a woman says...

    Sexual discrimination at work. When a woman says she has had lots of sexual partners she is a slag. When I say I have had loads of sexual partners I am a liar.(*)

    * Yes LM I know it came from Mock...
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    I know what a slang term for a vagina looks like....

    I know what a slang term for a vagina looks like. You.
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    Sticky: :wave: Reminder to NF. Go to the Chinese for...

    :wave:

    Reminder to NF. Go to the Chinese for dinner. Just in case you forget....
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    #MeToo

    #MeToo
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    Sticky: Its true! They really do hate unnecessary...

    Its true! They really do hate unnecessary work.....
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    Sticky: The mods love the bants! They just hate...

    The mods love the bants!

    They just hate unnecessary work.....
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    He has started updating the funny pictures...

    He has started updating the funny pictures thread....
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    Will do! I presume she is the one with the sign...

    Will do! I presume she is the one with the sign that says "If my son visits tell him I am not here"?
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    Cheers - I updated.

    Cheers - I updated.
  34. How long until the next release?

    How long until the next release?
  35. Thread: Bridgwater

    by BrilloPad
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    Give us the account name and password and we will.

    Give us the account name and password and we will.
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    TFA Hopefully a really boring weekend. Off to...

    TFA

    Hopefully a really boring weekend. Off to the land of the sheep eaters where children and wife will annoy me. This is not my favourite time of year.

    Lots of bad news this week. Only one...
  37. Thread: Bridgwater

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    Just some idiot crashing his merc into a wall.

    Just some idiot crashing his merc into a wall.
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    Do you mean ducks or humans? :rolleyes:

    Do you mean ducks or humans?


    :rolleyes:
  39. Will they be deported retrospectively?

    Will they be deported retrospectively?
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    For those who don't want Alexa listening to your...

    For those who don't want Alexa listening to your conversations they are making a male version. It never listens to anything....
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    https://pics.me.me/parking-officers-funeral-as-the...

    https://pics.me.me/parking-officers-funeral-as-the-coffin-was-being-lowered-into-21227565.png
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    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/135454...

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/135454-whats-something-you-can-say-when-programming-you-can-also-say-during-sex.html
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    For those who harass too much - be careful. Duck...

    For those who harass too much - be careful. Duck named Dave has to have penis removed after being 'over-amorous' with ladies - Mirror Online

    Mrs-BP wants me referred to that vet....
  44. We need to offshore our police training to India!

    Hyderabad case: Police kill suspects in Indian vet's rape and murder - BBC News

    The suspects were shot when they tried to steal the officers' guns and escape, police told BBC Telugu. :rolleyes:
    ...
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    Sticky: Millenium :yay:

    Millenium :yay:
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    I suppose I had better ask before HJ gets her...

    I suppose I had better ask before HJ gets her knickers in a twist again.

    It would also be great to hear about Zig-Mater.

    No doubt no-one will ask me what I am up to. Which is good really as I...
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    Poll: Thats the one LM has offered to organize.....

    Thats the one LM has offered to organize.....
  48. We are at the bleeding edge.

    We are at the bleeding edge.
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    KUATB...

    KUATB
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    :hug: At least one person on CUK cares. Or at...

    :hug:

    At least one person on CUK cares. Or at least pretends to care....
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