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  1. You answer No If you answer yes, they will ask...

    You answer No

    If you answer yes, they will ask what companies and call them up hoping to get the Business


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    Lebanon blast

    Jesus’s that was a blast !!


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  3. Thread: Monzo

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    That’s fantasy island Will take months to...

    That’s fantasy island

    Will take months to reconcile the safeguarding accounts


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  4. Thread: Monzo

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    Monzo

    Holding post for people waiting 12 months to get there cash out discussions




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    A 10 second update to your CV soon fixes this...

    A 10 second update to your CV soon fixes this issue


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  6. Your name is on zzzzzlist Sent from my...

    Your name is on zzzzzlist


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    Indeed, already happening, not just in IT all...

    Indeed, already happening, not just in IT all roles are now up for grabs why pay an accountant £100K in uk when you can get 5 in India


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  8. Jesus’s , that’s 2 mins of my life I will never...

    Jesus’s , that’s 2 mins of my life I will never get back, pointless gibberish

    Apologies if you are drunk, you will need to wait till I’m drunk to reread


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    Fixed that for you Sent from my iPhone...

    Fixed that for you


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  10. And baldies Sent from my iPhone using...

    And baldies


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  11. More like 52-55% 60% is a unicorn surly ...

    More like 52-55%

    60% is a unicorn surly


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  12. Your broken laptop is worthless I’m afraid ...

    Your broken laptop is worthless I’m afraid


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    O2/Ee will block extreme porn content by default...

    O2/Ee will block extreme porn content by default unless you opt out -
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    Ohh in 20 years in project management I’ve never...

    Ohh in 20 years in project management I’ve never heard

    Let’s get the PM with PMP or Prince they will be better

    Like an MBA or PHD in contracting - useless


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    Straight to Herman Miller Aeron - every time ...

    Straight to

    Herman Miller Aeron - every time

    Do not pass go do not collect £200




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  16. No they won’t They will just fail your...

    No they won’t

    They will just fail your onboarding


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    Forget it unless you are Spanish for Spain ...

    Forget it unless you are Spanish for Spain

    UAE just forget it altogether

    Uk forget it also


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  18. So your not using a standard contractor mortgage...

    So your not using a standard contractor mortgage expert then?

    They will string you along for a few weeks asking more pointless questions until they tell you they can’t help you

    They are asking...
  19. Get ipse+ insurance and will pay you up to £10K...

    Get ipse+ insurance and will pay you up to £10K when agent/client goes bust

    Does it say anywhere you won’t get paid if client fails to pay - bet it does


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    Indeed I was thinking same !!! Perhaps he got...

    Indeed I was thinking same !!! Perhaps he got hacked


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    How much loans did you take ? Sent from my...

    How much loans did you take ?


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    Like every single of my banking clients in the...

    Like every single of my banking clients in the past 15 years has required this with me and the thousands of people in my teams

    99.9% all permietractors in reality


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    No - grow up You Sound like a permietractor as...

    No - grow up

    You Sound like a permietractor as using client equipment, real business don’t use clients laptops


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  24. More like 550 a day blended rate for onshore (I...

    More like 550 a day blended rate for onshore (I died the budgets)


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    Because they have watched Harry Potter Sent...

    Because they have watched Harry Potter


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    Yes go for it Sent from my iPhone using...

    Yes go for it


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  27. What’s the betting ? Sent from my iPhone...

    What’s the betting ?


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    Contractor lifestyle

    Wow, beans you rich basturd, and a dorm bed !!!!! I live in a box under my clients desk, and eat leftover I find in the clients canteen

    Boy I do remember my 911 turbo and my company racehorse...
  29. Don’t worry, We have an office in Hong Kong the...

    Don’t worry, We have an office in Hong Kong the people there would rather go to a hard labour prison camp on mainland China than come to UK, no one knows anyone considering it - empty offer

    ...
  30. Nice one, Sent from my iPhone using...

    Nice one,


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    Just call them digital warriors/ code ninja’s or...

    Just call them digital warriors/ code ninja’s or such like

    Anyhoo, the dev platform is by far the most simple part on the project

    Things that will kill you are

    Regulations (gambling / PSD2...
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    Is this a dogging thread ? Sent from my...

    Is this a dogging thread ?


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  33. Call for evidence: tackling disguised remuneration tax avoidance

    Roll up roll up


    Call for evidence: tackling disguised remuneration tax avoidance - GOV.UK


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  34. I hear dozens of TCS scrum teams that Lloyd’s...

    I hear dozens of TCS scrum teams that Lloyd’s always insisted work from London were sent home to India in March, have restarted again but in India, after a 35% reduction in fees was agreed at the top...
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    And if she is, no real harm done, everyone needs...

    And if she is, no real harm done, everyone needs a fun buddy now and then - long time deed


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    In the past 4 times, 3 different banking clients ...

    In the past 4 times, 3 different banking clients

    They are ok


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    Imaginary friends not friend !!! Sent from...

    Imaginary friends not friend !!!


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    If going to a bank, remember to factor In your...

    If going to a bank, remember to factor In your Xmas and summer furlough into your rate (Rbs for example starts around the 3rd of December)


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    Lorien contract

    Not just monthly, but approx 20 days later

    You start work 1st Aug, payment date of your 1st payment is 21 September ish

    Prepare for the biggest request for on boarding documents you have ever...
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    30-50% of people have lovers also (if it’s not...

    30-50% of people have lovers also (if it’s not you it’s your partner) so a tad more difficult to meet up for naughty sex, no more working late, business meeting away from home, golf weekend with lads...
  41. Having had same issue (change manger / project...

    Having had same issue (change manger / project manager) they will ask you to explain the difference


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    Recruitment agent shafted me I stopped reading...

    Recruitment agent shafted me

    I stopped reading right there and then

    Nice one, well done


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  43. Panorama worth a watch on iPlayer tonight

    Manslaughter charges soon for the government I would think


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  44. End client does not give a hoot, you are a bod...

    End client does not give a hoot, you are a bod working like a permie


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    Go to amazon prime, order gin and fever tree,...

    Go to amazon prime, order gin and fever tree, arrived 40 mins later, drink gin

    Seems a perfect process not to be messed with


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  46. Get a bounce back loan Sent from my iPhone...

    Get a bounce back loan


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  47. We all know you will work on new contracts in...

    We all know you will work on new contracts in full-time client time :)

    Some advice

    Don’t tell permie client about this arrangement it will raise eyebrows as

    Fill your boots


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  48. You need a complete change of mindset to Take...

    You need a complete change of mindset to

    Take credit for your teams work, don’t even mention your team to sen management, any contractors in your team delivers something - that then becomes your...
  49. Yup standard practice 12 to a house ...

    Yup standard practice

    12 to a house


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  50. You forgot 250,000 dead people is the break even...

    You forgot 250,000 dead people is the break even point in death duties to pay for the pandemic !!

    After that we are in profit


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