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    Sounds like a sensible plan. Is the hotel large...

    Sounds like a sensible plan. Is the hotel large enough to cater for 70m sufferers? :wink
  2. LIES!!!!!!! There is no such thing as too much...

    LIES!!!!!!! There is no such thing as too much cider :cheers:
  3. Meh. Believe or not, your choice. But this, my...

    Meh. Believe or not, your choice. But this, my fat friend, is why I have been so successful over the years and am in demand (I'm quite techie too :grin).
  4. I'm pretty sure with my maths degree, MBA and...

    I'm pretty sure with my maths degree, MBA and accountancy qualification I can understand what you have posted, and why it's a pile of poo.

    Next :wink
  5. I see your problem. You're one apple short of a...

    I see your problem. You're one apple short of a bushel.
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    :laugh I should have added, oPM and the dimwit...

    :laugh

    I should have added, oPM and the dimwit Ziggy believe every conspiracy theory they read on t'internet :rollin:
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    FFS sake, really? I expect oPM to believe every...

    FFS sake, really? I expect oPM to believe every piece of crap on the internet, but I expected better from the rest of you!

    We're 2-3 months in, and so far we have had 9 cases in the UK, 8 of whom...
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    The irony is strong with this one :laugh ...

    The irony is strong with this one :laugh

    It's the brexidiots who voted out that want to go back to the 'good old days' of the 70's! We want to move the country forward, progress in a changing...
  9. Thread: Economy

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    You will believe any old tripe posted on the...

    You will believe any old tripe posted on the internet :laugh
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    You don't want to answer the questions then?...

    You don't want to answer the questions then? Typical brexidiot deflection.

    Oh well ... hope you're as protected from what is going on as me. Shame most of the people who were duped to vote out...
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    You think we're in the same position as a country...

    You think we're in the same position as a country now as we was pre the vote in 2016? Really? And you think we'll be no worse off, as a country, once we finally leave (depending on what deal we...
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    Are you winking at me with your brown eye :eek

    Are you winking at me with your brown eye :eek
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    FTFY :happy

    FTFY :happy
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    Shame it's not an opportunity you can go for...

    Shame it's not an opportunity you can go for ..... haven't got rockets strong enough to get your fat ass out of the Earth's atmosphere :wink
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    Contrary to the belief of the idiots who voted...

    Contrary to the belief of the idiots who voted out ... we haven't actually left yet. It's called the transition period ..... I know it's a bit difficult for you to understand, but do keep up...
  16. Thread: Javid resigns

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    Rumour has it that the advisors couldn't balance...

    Rumour has it that the advisors couldn't balance their spreadsheets ... they were out of kilter by £350m per week and couldn't identify the source of the shortfall :cool:
  17. Thread: Javid resigns

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    .... This...... And the dimwits want to 'take...

    .... This......

    And the dimwits want to 'take back control' and halt 'unelected officials' calling the shots :laugh

    Bojo is a puppet, to Cummings :D
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    When does he go? June? :igmc:

    When does he go? June? :igmc:
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    :tumble:

    :tumble:
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    Better watch what you say there ... BR14 is a big...

    Better watch what you say there ... BR14 is a big strong chap. Upset him and he'll huff and puff and tell you how tall he is :laugh
  21. Thread: Free ports

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    Come on then jellyhead ... tell us why you...

    Come on then jellyhead ... tell us why you support free ports, and tell us why they are a good idea.
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    The forelock tugging idiots who voted Tory are...

    The forelock tugging idiots who voted Tory are too indoctrinated to criticize Bojo and Cummings knows this. Bojo could kick a puppy on live TV and the likes of Ziggy and his ilk would defend him. We...
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    I wonder how many of our own CUK brexiters will...

    I wonder how many of our own CUK brexiters will volunteer some options? I'll go for one (oPM); the rest have no idea what they voted for. oPM will post nothing that makes any sense, but at least...
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    I miss all the fun ..... what did he say? ...

    I miss all the fun ..... what did he say?

    Missed why BR14 got a ban the other day too.
  25. Thread: Greta Thunberg

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    No idea what this means .... care to elaborate?

    No idea what this means .... care to elaborate?
  26. Hey, hey ... the brexidiots are easily triggered...

    Hey, hey ... the brexidiots are easily triggered today :wave:
  27. Thread: Greta Thunberg

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    Not after last time, anyway :cool: ...

    Not after last time, anyway :cool:

    https://www.merlincycles.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Fat-Cyclist.jpg
  28. Thread: Greta Thunberg

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    Electric cars are the betamax of our time. ...

    Electric cars are the betamax of our time.

    There are not enough resources on the planet to produce enough batteries et al to replace the current level of vehicles on the planet. There is barely...
  29. I do love the trigger the idiots on here .......

    I do love the trigger the idiots on here .... although it is like shooting fish in a barrel :D
  30. * Yes, typo!! They buy me beer to hear my wit...

    * Yes, typo!!

    They buy me beer to hear my wit and wisdom, and stories of adventure and danger in the wilds of deepest Africa **
  31. Ah, the old "black swan" .....

    Ah, the old "black swan" .....
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    OK, I'll bite ..... Didn't say you did....

    OK, I'll bite .....



    Didn't say you did. That's what makes you a complete numpty .... you've voted to give our morally corrupt MPs even more control.



    You don't believe that. If you did...
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    https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uplo...

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    Spuddy, Spuddy, Spuddy ..... the whinging is...

    Spuddy, Spuddy, Spuddy ..... the whinging is coming from you lot. You haven't stopped since you 'won' :laugh Now pop off back to your little hovel and let oPM do the intelligent posting on your...
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    You are hilarious. One minute the EU politicians...

    You are hilarious. One minute the EU politicians are unelected, the next they're elected officials who need to make the trade process smooth. You say they want to punish us, when it's our own...
  36. My friends by my beer :D

    My friends by my beer :D
  37. You don't have a friend ... you only need to ask...

    You don't have a friend ... you only need to ask for one ;)
  38. My wife is a Jock .... I say we let them go...

    My wife is a Jock .... I say we let them go independent, they gain entry into EU, then my good lady and I can go get the benefits of the EU again whilst little Englanders stew in their own bile :cool:
  39. That's a fair point :tongue

    That's a fair point :tongue
  40. Thread: Dr Who 2020

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    Don't get so triggered little fella. If you don't...

    Don't get so triggered little fella. If you don't like the show, don't watch it. You lot are like the new century's Mary Whitehouse :laugh

    As Spuddy would say, you don't have to watch it,...
  41. Thread: Utter nutter

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    The jellyheads are the fookin idiots that voted...

    The jellyheads are the fookin idiots that voted for him. You know who you are :D
  42. To be fare, he was correct .... on 1st April 2019...

    To be fare, he was correct .... on 1st April 2019 we were still in the EU so we had access to all their trade deals :laugh
  43. Thread: Dr Who 2020

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    Watched this week's episode, and what cheered me...

    Watched this week's episode, and what cheered me up was how it would get the gammons going all red and angry.

    "Not only a woman doctor, but, but, but they have 2 men kissing .... just bloody...
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    You suggesting oPM didn't read the article again,...

    You suggesting oPM didn't read the article again, and only looked at the headlines? Shirley not?!? :rollin:
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    Looks like project fear to me :tongue

    Looks like project fear to me :tongue
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    http://www.pmslweb.com/the-blog/wp-content/uploads...

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    You Quittlings really have no sense of humour....

    You Quittlings really have no sense of humour. Probably explains why you're always so angry :smile
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    Welcome back fella :wave: I missed why you got...

    Welcome back fella :wave: I missed why you got banned .... was you being a naughty boy :wink
  49. Whilst you guys keep talking, I'll keep laughing...

    Whilst you guys keep talking, I'll keep laughing at you :laugh
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    Poll: We'll light a candle for you :hug:

    We'll light a candle for you :hug:
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