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    Sticky: Colleague's wife lives near Streatham. Apparently...

    Colleague's wife lives near Streatham. Apparently loads of cop cars round there - some sort of stabbing. Nothing on BBC yet. Maybe it is a common occurence round there....
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    Any of my FB friends posts nonsense they get...

    Any of my FB friends posts nonsense they get de-friended. Either of them. And I have to pay both to be my FB friends....
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    +1 Where is Prince Philip when we need a pithy...

    +1

    Where is Prince Philip when we need a pithy quote about the Boer War?
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    Sticky: Many thanks.

    Many thanks.
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    Sticky: :yay:

    :yay:
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    Sticky: No. I am the Babylon....

    No. I am the Babylon....
  7. Thread: Storm Ellen

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    Storm Ellen

    Met Office reveals next storms coming to the UK after Dennis and Ciara - Liverpool Echo

    To follow storm Dennis.

    As ever, it needs a woman to finish off a man's job....
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    The CPS were damned whatever they did. But all...

    The CPS were damned whatever they did.

    But all domestic violence must be severley dealt with. Oh wait, the victim was a man so that fine. Carry on.
  9. Sort of. The banks will get in the big...

    Sort of. The banks will get in the big consultancies. Who will get visas to get more bobs in.
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    Thabnk God it was not the Thistle! I would have...

    Thabnk God it was not the Thistle! I would have been distraught.
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    Can he live in your spare room then?

    Can he live in your spare room then?
  12. These tax dodgers should pay their fair share.

    These tax dodgers should pay their fair share.
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    I thought PC let his caravan out?...

    I thought PC let his caravan out?
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    Thank God for you to add some sense.

    Thank God for you to add some sense.
  15. OP banned with nothing on the "Who has been...

    OP banned with nothing on the "Who has been banned" thread. Mod standards dropping further(from an already low standard)...
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    Mouse

    Mouse
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    NAT told me after the CUK meet up. Apparently...

    NAT told me after the CUK meet up. Apparently there was a whole hour with just the twon of them.

    The biggest CUK love-in since NLUk and PC.....

    PS my chat up line these days(only to women I...
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    XR hack. Anyone who gets on a plane is ruining...

    XR hack.

    Anyone who gets on a plane is ruining the planet. They should cycle instead. Or walk.
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    When it is that small would anyone notice?...

    When it is that small would anyone notice? :confused:
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    Sticky: When do you start the new job?

    When do you start the new job?
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    https://i.pinimg.com/564x/57/a2/f5/57a2f56cfe1582a...

    https://i.pinimg.com/564x/57/a2/f5/57a2f56cfe1582a2fa8a1bb8953d31b4.jpg
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    And who the hell invited him to the CUK meet up?...

    And who the hell invited him to the CUK meet up?

    At least I had the sense to pretend to be ill to avoid him.
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    Point and shout "you don't get many of those to...

    Point and shout "you don't get many of those to the pound these days" and snigger like a teenager?
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    Is that anything like selective? Surely most...

    Is that anything like selective?

    Surely most Tory MPs are older, crustier and gammonier than Labour MPs?
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    And HMRC love that. They seem quite happy with...

    And HMRC love that. They seem quite happy with the situation.
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    Well they say you are what you eat.....

    Well they say you are what you eat.....
  27. Some of these schemes pretended to be umbrellas....

    Some of these schemes pretended to be umbrellas.



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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
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    Sticky: Diver is in his element with the floods. And all...

    Diver is in his element with the floods. And all that water will probably mean he can't use circular saws - bonus....
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    Sticky: FTFY

    FTFY
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    Wife

    Wife
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    Are people stupid or greedy? Or both? I would...

    Are people stupid or greedy? Or both?

    I would like to see HMRC go after the promoters(and multi-nationals) with the same vigour they go after individuals.

    And retrospection should be made...
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    #HeToo

    #HeToo
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    Why fearing? Its about time. Way too many people...

    Why fearing? Its about time. Way too many people on the planet.
  35. Has the Express ever told the truth?

    Has the Express ever told the truth?
  36. Didn't you tell them you were trying to escape...

    Didn't you tell them you were trying to escape from your mafia neighbours?
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    Deer

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    He was a really small bloke. But kept telling me...

    He was a really small bloke. But kept telling me he was 6'10" tall and an expert in Krav Maga. He also said he was married to an Irish lady - which I can't believe as I can't see any woman marrying...
  39. In general, this is a good thing. The only...

    In general, this is a good thing.

    The only thing that concerns me is BBC news. How is that going to work?
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    As long as house prices drop, it is a good thing.

    As long as house prices drop, it is a good thing.
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    A bloke down the pub said we are all going to die...

    A bloke down the pub said we are all going to die from it.

    Who do I believe?
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    Sticky: Century :yay:

    Century :yay:
  43. Try this: - So client says you are an...

    Try this: -



    So client says you are an employee. You say you are not an employee. So you sue for employee rights.....

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    I sort of agree. But the master here is HMRC....
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    Sticky: Dont you dare steal my century. Its mine! All...

    Dont you dare steal my century. Its mine! All mine!
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    Sticky: That should be fun.

    That should be fun.
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    Sticky: Tomorrow I drive twins and ExMrsBP down to London.

    Tomorrow I drive twins and ExMrsBP down to London.
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    Sticky: 3 children going spare. £5000. I can't go any...

    3 children going spare. £5000. I can't go any higher than that....
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    Sticky: Well my children anyway.

    Well my children anyway.
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    Sticky: God I hate children.

    God I hate children.
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    Sticky: And windy.

    And windy.
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