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    YALOOB

    YALOOB
  2. Thread: DOOM: BLT

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    the usual LOOB.

    the usual LOOB.
  3. Thread: Word associations

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    Fairys

    Fairys
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    Sticky: A bit risk averse for my rock 'n' roll lifestyle...

    A bit risk averse for my rock 'n' roll lifestyle then :smokin
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    Sticky: I consider 'use by' dates as a guideline,...

    I consider 'use by' dates as a guideline, especially on beef/lamb. a few days over in the fridge is ok.
    well, i've never had any issues, and i've been eating for a while, now :smokin
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    Sticky: Ask HHMBO to nip oot an' gie 'im a glesca kiss??

    Ask HHMBO to nip oot an' gie 'im a glesca kiss??
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    Sticky: Hair cut and beard trimmed*. look less like a...

    Hair cut and beard trimmed*.
    look less like a tramp now.
    :smokin



    6mm all over.
    my barber's name is herr Braun.
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    Sticky: yes, it's never the loose lid on the cake tin, is...

    yes, it's never the loose lid on the cake tin, is it?? :D
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
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    Sticky: I had some success with Scotch Bonnets last year,...

    I had some success with Scotch Bonnets last year, but i'd suggest three or four varieties, depending on your appetite for heat, really.
    Some of them will blow your pants off. :D
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    oh, do give it a rest, little man

    <Yawn> oh, do give it a rest, little man
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    ahh - see Basingstoke and die............

    ahh - see Basingstoke and die............
  13. geez, what a pair. :D

    geez, what a pair. :D
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    Sticky: I was looking after her daughter while she was...

    I was looking after her daughter while she was carer 24x7.
    it's her who needs her life back, really.
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    Sticky: At great risk to my freedom*, i can report that...

    At great risk to my freedom*, i can report that the addled one has been declared COV19 free.
    Now to recover from the hip replacement, and have a few more years in a nice care home, hopefully.
    ...
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    Sticky: I thought NATtT did it all.

    I thought NATtT did it all.
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    Sticky: I had soup too. baxters 'hearty' spicy green...

    I had soup too. baxters 'hearty' spicy green lentil daal.
    and earl grey tea.

    WTFH to WTFH??

    itth a mythtery, toya.
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    Sticky: Ssshhhh! positive posts are a bannable offence on...

    Ssshhhh! positive posts are a bannable offence on CUK.
    you'll get me nicked.
    :eek
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    Sticky: Bernard Cribbins Hole In The Ground - YouTube...

    Bernard Cribbins Hole In The Ground - YouTube
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    Sticky: :wave: morning grey and damp wednesday the...

    :wave:
    morning
    grey and damp
    wednesday
    the addled one is still above room temperature, off o2 and back to Hospital #3.
    fingers crossed.
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    Sticky: Oh, hello, sailor. :) 2 sausage rolls

    Oh, hello, sailor. :)

    2 sausage rolls <well, we built this city on them, after all> with HP sauce and earl grey tea
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    Sticky: Oh, i like the idea of a black pudding scotch...

    Oh, i like the idea of a black pudding scotch egg.
    don't know about a salad made from houses though.
    :smokin
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    Sticky: :wave: @Brillo, I hope it's not horse poo...

    :wave:

    @Brillo, I hope it's not horse poo you're in. nasty stuff that. :D
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    yeh, i know. i WAS kidding

    yeh, i know. i WAS kidding
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    ftfy

    ftfy
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    nah, he's got a Z15 in the kebab shop basement...

    nah, he's got a Z15 in the kebab shop basement :smokin
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    or better still, move there :wave:

    or better still, move there :wave:
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    I agree, but if I said it NATtT would ban me.

    I agree, but if I said it NATtT would ban me.
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    So you're just passing through then?

    So you're just passing through then?
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    Sticky: Morning :wave: grey King Billy Monday meh.

    Morning
    :wave:
    grey
    King Billy
    Monday
    meh.
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    37772

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  34. :laugh:laugh

    :laugh:laugh
  35. :rollin::rollin:

    :rollin::rollin:
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    http://scontent.flhr4-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p55...

    http://scontent.flhr4-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p552x414/137660899_2735009583431082_7064478363660724636_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=7wbjcfYxRIAAX_niy4u&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr4-2.fna&tp...
  37. the usual bolloks from this eejit quote from...

    the usual bolloks from this eejit

    quote from the same article:
    'Staff sickness and self-isolation means some food producers are cutting the number of product lines they offer.'
  38. Certainly, which vertebra?

    Certainly, which vertebra?
  39. the car's armed? :eek what with? grenade...

    the car's armed? :eek
    what with? grenade launchers, .50 cals in swivel headlights?
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    Only if you whistle the national anthem backwards...

    Only if you whistle the national anthem backwards at the same time. :eek
  41. 2000 people out of 67 Million. good piece of...

    2000 people out of 67 Million.

    good piece of representation then.
    must be true.
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    Sticky: Morning :wave: grey and King Billy. Sunday...

    Morning
    :wave:
    grey and King Billy.
    Sunday
    meh.
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    Sticky: what? old plastic padraig's on telly?? :eek

    what? old plastic padraig's on telly?? :eek
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    Must have been the leftover chicken.

    Must have been the leftover chicken.
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    Sticky: what did he need help with? :D

    what did he need help with? :D
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    Sticky: Afternoon :wave: CBS and definitely King Billy...

    Afternoon
    :wave:
    CBS and definitely King Billy in shiny sarf herts.
    Saturday
    still recovering from the drive failure.
    Geez, you just don't know how many passwords you have until you have to...
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    Poll: View Post

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    Sticky: Dinner was S&K pie, chips and peas, courtesy of...

    Dinner was S&K pie, chips and peas, courtesy of the usual suspects.
    and Rioja.
    ents is Vera.
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    Poll: and when, exactly, did i make fun of COV-19? do...

    and when, exactly, did i make fun of COV-19?
    do tell, please.
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    Sticky: Well, my partner's mother, having been moved to a...

    Well, my partner's mother, having been moved to a care home, falling out of bed, breaking her hip, having a hip replacement, being moved to another hospital for physio and there contracting CV19 and...
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