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    UK banks closing expat's accounts

    From the Sunday Times: Tens of thousands of Britons who live in the EU are to be stripped of their UK bank accounts and credit cards within weeks, because the government has failed to negotiate...
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    https://i.imgur.com/mM5YJW3.jpg

    https://i.imgur.com/mM5YJW3.jpg
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    Lee Kerslake...

    Lee Kerslake - drummer for Uriah Heap. Aged 73 from prostate cancer.
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    What DS said.

    What DS said.
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    Nah. Easy to get. You just have to explain to the...

    Nah. Easy to get. You just have to explain to the butcher how to cut it. Or you can make it yourself.
  6. Got a precedent you'd like to cite? :smokin

    Got a precedent you'd like to cite? :smokin
  7. Well my sister in law's opinion is that if either...

    Well my sister in law's opinion is that if either introduction or supply happen before the opt-out, it's invalid. She says that yes, it's not all that well phrased, but that's the straightforward...
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    He can do this, but after three months the...

    He can do this, but after three months the benefits will stop. And he has to have been on benefit for at least three months already.
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    The Sunday Fail editor took over the Daily Wail...

    The Sunday Fail editor took over the Daily Wail from a hard no-deal brexiter, and immediately adopted a softer approach.
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    IIRC about 10K. Of course, back then, the cost of...

    IIRC about 10K. Of course, back then, the cost of living wasn't so high, and the pound had some strength.
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    I'll believe it when I don't see it...

    I'll believe it when I don't see it...
  12. Thread: Imploded

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    Sure. No problem.

    Sure. No problem.
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    Sticky: LondonPM1 - polluting threads and generally...

    LondonPM1 - polluting threads and generally trolling. One day.
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    I went from £640/day to £50k + car + fuel + bupa...

    I went from £640/day to £50k + car + fuel + bupa + bonus back in 2000. It was fine.
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    An excellent idea. Only I wish I'd selected the...

    An excellent idea. Only I wish I'd selected the non-pollution - it was vastly outnumbered.
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    IT consultancyNo. I wasn't on the bench. I...

    IT consultancyNo.

    I wasn't on the bench. I just called 'em up and said how about a permie job? First offer a bit low, so I pushed back and they offered me 10% more. :smokin
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    No. They can give you three months notice of...

    No. They can give you three months notice of contract termination, but say - we're not giving you any more work. You have to work out your notice.
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    Well, I've contracted for the last 15 years....

    Well, I've contracted for the last 15 years. Before then 5 years working management and 5 years before then contracting. I've had multiple concurrent clients, made money from a %age of product sales...
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    Imploded

    Just been offered a rather nice permie position... and with work at reasonable rates disappearing fast, I've accepted it. It's a consultancy, and I've known the directors personally for years. I'm...
  20. I've asked my sister-in-law who's a contract...

    I've asked my sister-in-law who's a contract lawyer. Certainly Egos doesn't agree with your interpretation (or safecollections). http://www.egos.co.uk/FAQ/20040930_EAA_regs_introduction.pdf
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    Poll: John should never have signed that charter.

    John should never have signed that charter.
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    The church of Iceland largely are of liberal...

    The church of Iceland largely are of liberal theology, and don't believe Jesus actually was God's son. They believe that he was an example of how we should live, and therefore representing him as he...
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    Nice kool-aid your supping there.

    Nice kool-aid your supping there.
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    I find the biggest con of living abroad is that...

    I find the biggest con of living abroad is that you have to speak slowly and loudly, otherwise the locals just don't understand you.
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    229 Million German speakers can't all be wrong....

    229 Million German speakers can't all be wrong. (But probably more wrong than the 510 million English speakers).
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    There's a safe place here:...

    There's a safe place here: https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/welcome-faqs/
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    In fact, imperative in the formal would be...

    In fact, imperative in the formal would be #betensiefürbr14.
    There's German high German and Swiss high German. They're very similar and have the same grammar - the differences are largely preferred...
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    What, even on £75 passive income?

    What, even on £75 passive income?
  29. Go through The Late Payment of Commercial Debts...

    Go through The Late Payment of Commercial Debts Regulations 2013 - Pay On Time. Don't engage in any further email exchanges, just send a final demand via registered letter explaining that if payment...
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    Blackmail, mainly.

    Blackmail, mainly.
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    Grammar lesson, not vocab. It's Das because...

    Grammar lesson, not vocab. It's Das because Vaterland is in the neutral gender (which is because Land is also neutral). Of course that's only in the nominative and accusative cases, in dative it's...
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    WBR14S

    WBR14S
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    This is true. On the other hand, if you hadn't...

    This is true. On the other hand, if you hadn't been posting like moron I wouldn't have called you one. You cretin. ;)

    Anyway, it's Vaterland. Since it's a noun.
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    A hitherto undiscovered lower energy level of...

    A hitherto undiscovered lower energy level of cretinism. Must be some kind of phase change.

    Why. It's a crap place.

    Speaking as one of the rich privileged. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Peasant.
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    Doesn't surprise me. Solar panels, for example,...

    Doesn't surprise me. Solar panels, for example, have a limited lifetime and contains all sorts of nasty metals that need to be disposed off, but usually go into landfill. Nuclear power is far cleaner.
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    Vaterland, you moron. But isn't it great that...

    Vaterland, you moron. But isn't it great that nazi supporting German police officers get suspended? It's what you'd expect to happen in a free democratic society. Oh, and if you didn't know that...
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    It's more likely they're kindred spirits.

    It's more likely they're kindred spirits.
  39. Be nice. To him, it's real.

    Be nice. To him, it's real.
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    Hmm. If I banned people according to my...

    Hmm. If I banned people according to my standards, that'd leave no one. Including me. But what's drivel according to his usual standards - they do keep dropping, so eventually I'd be unable to ban...
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    Not my own work. But I got it from a physics...

    Not my own work. But I got it from a physics usenet forum long long ago. I don't think it can be improved upon. The original is even longer.

    "And you're boring, Louis".
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    OK, here goes: SharkAttack: you are a vulgar...

    OK, here goes:

    SharkAttack: you are a vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour **** out of a boot...
  43. Everything after that was directed toward vetran....

    Everything after that was directed toward vetran. I know you're a mod, but do try to follow what people are posting.
  44. No. I wouldn't consider it. I would just do it. ...

    No. I wouldn't consider it. I would just do it.

    It is highly unlikely that the scheme you are in is kosher. Keep all emails and any paper trail. You should also show the header of your email to a...
  45. This is vetran's MO. Demanding disproof of his...

    This is vetran's MO. Demanding disproof of his rambling, chaotic brainfarts. Vetran - come to the next IRL do. Maybe it will show you that people are complex and their views generally don't confirm...
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    But you post so much, surely you're used to...

    But you post so much, surely you're used to drivel? Perhaps I should ban drivel - or would that be censorship.

    I just can't navigate this woke world anymore. :ohwell
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    I didn't get my wages for 3 months and didn't...

    I didn't get my wages for 3 months and didn't notice. I pay someone to do that. Fortunately, they noticed before it dropped below the 75K passive income LondonPM1 has.
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    Bit woke, but he does make very tasty sausage...

    Bit woke, but he does make very tasty sausage rolls.

    :wave:
    don't let the door slap your arse on the way out.[/QUOTE]And that's exactly why I quite like BR14.

    Or did you invest contracting...
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    I've known lawyers take their clients out for...

    I've known lawyers take their clients out for dinner. And then charge them for the meal and the time. My doctor charges on 5 minute intervals - but fortunately, it's only about £15 per 5 minutes. And...
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    Keep calm and keep billing

    Since offshoring...

    Two weeks or so ago, I was asked to do some development in a SAP system D.
    My account on D was out of validity, so I requested a change.
    My minimum charge to the client for...
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