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    Sticky: Right! i'm off. :music: :music: :music:

    Right!

    i'm off.

    :music: :music: :music:
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
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    Acoustic. what a scottish farmer uses to...

    Acoustic.

    what a scottish farmer uses
    to control his cattle.
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    Sticky: cheers. the food will probably be biased towards...

    cheers.
    the food will probably be biased towards indonesian nuke cuisine though.

    and i'll be nowhere near Amsterdam.

    :smokin
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    Sticky: dinner has been haddock and chips from the local...

    dinner has been haddock and chips from the local chippy.
    minimising washing up, as i'm off to make noise in cloggyland for a long weekend with my old band
    :smokin

    thankfully, all the cloggy's i...
  6. Thread: Giving up control

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    well, you'll know how that feels

    well, you'll know how that feels
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    Bellend

    Bellend
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    warner

    warner
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    Chum

    Chum
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
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    Sticky: Mezes at a new lebanese place for dinner tonight...

    Mezes at a new lebanese place for dinner tonight

    stuffed

    not. entirely. sober.

    a good time had by all

    's a hard life....................
  12. Thread: Lump sum

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    so how do you know you can just 'go perm' 2 years...

    so how do you know you can just 'go perm' 2 years from now?

    buy lottery tickets.
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    guys, JtB supports some heritage COBOL...

    guys, JtB supports some heritage COBOL application, running on a mainframe system he has no real understanding of.
    microcomputers will be difficult for him.

    :smokin
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    and where you live's better? fecking manchester...

    and where you live's better? fecking manchester or whatever?

    feck off you xenophobic twat!
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    Sticky: you haven't experienced the twin thunderclaps and...

    you haven't experienced the twin thunderclaps and the three foot blue flames escaping from my zorsts! :eek:
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    Sticky: I don't shoot at cyclists, i scare them with the...

    I don't shoot at cyclists, i scare them with the kill switch :devil
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    Sticky: :eek::eek::eek:

    :eek::eek::eek:
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    Sticky: morning :wave: BSWFB here, but a trifle king...

    morning
    :wave:

    BSWFB here, but a trifle king billy
  19. you got rejected as too daft then?

    you got rejected as too daft then?
  20. that's ok, - we'll drop him in france from a...

    that's ok, - we'll drop him in france from a lysander with a silly hat and a polis uniform :smokin
  21. he's merely a puppet of the illuminati get yer...

    he's merely a puppet of the illuminati

    get yer Alufolienhut ready folks.

    :smokin
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    tattyscone .................

    tattyscone .................
  23. how do you know i was doing 90Kph ?? you ride...

    how do you know i was doing 90Kph ??

    you ride a fecking horse?

    do you?

    :ladybags:
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    We never really fell in. well, he fell in. and...

    We never really fell in.
    well, he fell in.
    and he's had the 'ump ever since 'cos i wouldn't drag him out.

    :smokin
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    have you? ...

    have you?

    <Insert fecking squiggly lines here>
    bampot.
  26. I put a 6K motorbike through the Ltd in the 90's...

    I put a 6K motorbike through the Ltd in the 90's

    :smokin
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    If enough is on offer :D

    If enough is on offer :D
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    Eggs............................

    Eggs............................
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    Ash

    Ash
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    yes, my mate cliff lives in essex

    yes, my mate cliff lives in essex
  31. ftfy

    ftfy
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    Damp

    Damp
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    they have cities in wales??

    they have cities in wales??
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    Pyrotechnics

    Pyrotechnics
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    funeral

    funeral
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    Cyclist finds new way to beat WTFH and BR14

    Essex cyclist tops 174mph in speed challenge - BBC News
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    that

    that
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    Sticky: dinner was poached undyed smoked haddock and...

    dinner was poached undyed smoked haddock and prawns, with steamed rice, garden peas and herby mayo.

    awful it wasn't

    apparently i'm some kind of sockie.

    i never noticed.

    is it terminal?
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    yes, quite. i'm not a fan, but at least i can...

    yes, quite.
    i'm not a fan, but at least i can say so in English.
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    Sticky: send it tae me. i live close. i'll deliver...

    send it tae me.
    i live close.
    i'll deliver promptly.
    Honest
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    not got that wasp oot yer arse yet, then, eh?...

    not got that wasp oot yer arse yet, then, eh? :wink
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    yet

    yet
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    the nearest, or WFH one :smokin

    the nearest, or WFH one
    :smokin
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    aye, - right. and it's subscribed TO, not WITH

    aye, - right.

    and it's subscribed TO, not WITH
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    Sticky: morning :wave: quite bright this morning

    morning
    :wave:

    quite bright this morning
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    WGAF?

    WGAF?
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    Sticky: 'with flavours of liquorice, coffee and just a...

    'with flavours of liquorice, coffee and just a hint of blackcurrant.'??

    WTF?

    thats a lassie's drink isn't it?

    :smokin
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    Sticky: dinner has been gammon steak, egg, chips and...

    dinner has been gammon steak, egg, chips and peas.

    and more nice chianti.

    very nice indeed.

    and no corners involved, at all.

    :smokin
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    Sticky: and the quail and veg? in the kitchen too? or...

    and the quail and veg?
    in the kitchen too? or round the corner?
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    Sticky: why is he roasting it around the corner?

    why is he roasting it around the corner?
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