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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all :wave: It was dark when I...

    :wave: Morning all :wave:

    It was dark when I got up since I woke at 06:00 for no readily discernable reason, got bored after an hour despite reading a little & listening to some R4 prog about...
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    Sticky: Tea was the penultimate portion of chili from the...

    Tea was the penultimate portion of chili from the freezer.

    It was nice enough with 1.05 pints of Good Glengettie Tea.

    The evening's entertainment was Angel S4 E21 & 22, BTVS S7 E20, 21, & 22.
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    Sticky: Bummer. :ohwell The hoi polloi were...

    Bummer. :ohwell

    The hoi polloi were particularly stinky today.

    I think it's the chap who leaves dandruff from his beard all over the keyboard of whichever box he's using.

    Distinctly...
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    Sticky: In with the hoi polloi. Stone me it fecking...

    In with the hoi polloi.

    Stone me it fecking stinks in here today.

    Dear Deity, it's quite foul.

    I'm out of here. :sick
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    Sticky: Make sure it's not the train headed for Milford...

    Make sure it's not the train headed for Milford Haven. :smokin

    :wave: Morning all :wave:

    After some torrential rain and murrain of beasts with a semi gale a little earlier, now there's what...
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    Sticky: Tea this evening was M&S chunky breaded haddock....

    Tea this evening was M&S chunky breaded haddock.

    It was nice.

    Forgot to cook some more apples so that was it apart from the 1.05 pints of Good Glengettie Tea.

    The evening's entertainment was...
  7. Ten millennium post!

    Ten millennium post!
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    Sticky: The sun has got his hat on hip hip hip...

    <sing> The sun has got his hat on hip hip hip hooray </sing>

    :smokin
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    Sticky: Stone me that went down fast. :eek: Shirts out...

    Stone me that went down fast. :eek:

    Shirts out of the TD, two that needed a bit of ironing duly ironed.

    Now awaiting the end of the cottons pass in the WM.

    The excitement of my life knows...
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    Sticky: AK, accept no substitutes. :smokin

    AK, accept no substitutes. :smokin
  11. Opera. Except in here where it's Chrome.

    Opera.

    Except in here where it's Chrome.
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    Sticky: Bit too high profile. A Glock will do. :smokin...

    Bit too high profile.

    A Glock will do. :smokin

    Now in with the hoi polloi.:smokin
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    Sticky: Shirts in the TD, cottons in the WM. All...

    Shirts in the TD, cottons in the WM.

    All simpsonesque out there now.

    Bird feeder filled.

    Fat ball feeder refilled.

    Ready to go to town. :eyes
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    Sticky: There's a storm coming ...

    <portentious voice>

    There's a storm coming

    Cue anvil music.

    The future is not written.

    </portentous voice>
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    Sticky: ^^still pissing down here. :eyes Having become...

    ^^still pissing down here. :eyes

    Having become bored with the model train thing, I returned to "Agent Jack: the true story of MI5's Nazi Hunter" by Robert Hutton.

    Half an hour of that, then a...
  16. Oh one can barely wait for hubris to come calling...

    Oh one can barely wait for hubris to come calling with this young padawan. :rollin:

    One can appreciate why he hasn't got an accountant any more: he knows it all. :rollin:

    However did we...
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    Sticky: And so I did. Stages 1 & 2 done & dusted....

    And so I did.

    Stages 1 & 2 done & dusted. Stage 3 happens tomorrow morning just after breakfast.

    The liver was from Morrisons and cut rather thicker than I like but it was nice enough & since I...
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    Sticky: That looks nasty. I remember sommat similar...

    That looks nasty.

    I remember sommat similar with a double decker on Dwr Y Felin road back in Ye Mystes of Tyme.

    Mind you I also remember seeing someone (a fellow skoolboy) dead in the gutter on...
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    Sticky: Home again home again jiggety jig. Rivers...

    Home again home again jiggety jig.



    Rivers seem to have gone now, they were quite impressive earlier.

    Lunch was beans on Morrisons sunflower and pumpkin seed toast rounded off with 1.05...
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    Sticky: :wave: In with the hoi polloi :wave: There...

    :wave: In with the hoi polloi :wave:

    There were rivers of water in both gutters of the road this morning, almost meeting in the centre, so I took the wise course and used the back lane instead.
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    It's hammering down here at the moment. Just...

    It's hammering down here at the moment.

    Just as well I voted earlier & often. :smokin
  22. I've already voted as 13 dead people. :smokin

    I've already voted as 13 dead people. :smokin
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    Sticky: ^^Thanks for that, it wasn't the seal between the...

    ^^Thanks for that, it wasn't the seal between the bowl and the melamine, it was the seal between the melamine and the walls.

    I've never got on very well with silicone, hence the tape stuff.
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    Sticky: Really? Were there vampires? Just askin' like....

    Really? Were there vampires?

    Just askin' like. :eyes

    Tea this evening was the last of Sunday's roast chicken legs.

    Nice enough, followed by some stewed apple & custard (bought Braeburns by...
  25. Thanks for that, I was feeling a bit down, but...

    Thanks for that, I was feeling a bit down, but having read

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/accounting-legal/134997-24-month-expense-rule.html

    I'm all better now. :rollin:
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    Fuze.:spel:

    Fuze.:spel:
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    How utterly appropriate. :smokin He uttered...

    How utterly appropriate. :smokin

    He uttered two words on the wireless this morning before being switched off with extreme prejudice:smokin.
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    Sticky: ^ one of those hundred things that apparently...

    ^ one of those hundred things that apparently used to be so important but no one gives a tulip about these days.:eyes

    Much of the last couple of hours has been taken up with renewing the sealant...
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    Sticky: :wave: Having staggered down to the library and...

    :wave: Having staggered down to the library and got soaked doing it due to the horizontal precipitation with added murrain of beasts, I was about to make some comment or other on here when the fire...
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all :wave: Still :suity: ...

    :wave: Morning all :wave:

    Still :suity:

    Grey.

    Dark.

    Dank.
  31. How the feck did that Gorn chap win twice? ...

    How the feck did that Gorn chap win twice?

    Sounds pretty dodgy to me. :smokin

    Must have been some sort of :alien mind control.:smokin

    Though I suppose the :grey version might be worse. :eyes
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    Sticky: The evening's entertainment was BTVS S7 E14 & 15...

    The evening's entertainment was BTVS S7 E14 & 15 interspresed with Angel S4 E14 & 15, whereupon it transpires that Angel S4 E15 should have been preceded by BTVS S7 E16. :eyes

    It matters not but...
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    An engineer rather than a singist: George...

    An engineer rather than a singist:

    George Laurer, co-inventor of the barcode, dies at 94 - BBC News
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    Sticky: Tea is acooking, being M&S chunky breaded...

    Tea is acooking, being M&S chunky breaded haddock.

    To be followed by 1.05 pints of Good Glengettie Tea in the event I stop coughing for long enough to consume it all.

    Went quite well until...
  35. Who?:confused: ...

    Who?:confused:

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/members/webberg.html

    Oh. Serious stuff.
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    Nothing changes: War of Jennifer's Ear -...

    Nothing changes:

    War of Jennifer's Ear - Wikipedia

    Wot's this 'ere ear?
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    Sticky: Seemed to work quite well which was gratifying...

    Seemed to work quite well which was gratifying since I was getting desperate before I thought of it.

    I'm not quite sure of why a solution of glycerin and sucrose is so fecking expensive in some of...
  38. Aye, it's very difficult to put a screw in with a...

    Aye, it's very difficult to put a screw in with a hammer*. :smokin


    *Unless it's s screw nail. :eyes
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    Aye, indeed.

    Aye, indeed.
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    Thanks for that I was beginning to think I'd got...

    Thanks for that I was beginning to think I'd got dementia. :oldgit:



    Well there you go, a buffoon by any other name is still a buffoon. :D

    Perhaps he couldn't find any Latin to express...
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    Plenty of blackcurrant jam in Morrisons this...

    Plenty of blackcurrant jam in Morrisons this morning though there was a strange dearth of such and bramble jelly about 5 or 6 weeks ago.

    I blame the EUSSR. :smokin :eyes

    Oh, and Grocer Heath...
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    Sticky: It passed. The advisories will be fixed on...

    It passed.

    The advisories will be fixed on Monday.

    The standing water at the bottom of the garden has fallen over & disappeared.

    Looks like my stagger around town was judged well coz then it...
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    Sticky: In with the hoi polloi on the way down to the MOT...

    In with the hoi polloi on the way down to the MOT station.

    Dark, dreary, dreadful, depressing, wet, windy, full on murrain of beasts.

    Noted the water standing on the soil at the bottom of the...
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    Sticky: Lots of flickering from the lights this evening....

    Lots of flickering from the lights this evening.

    Someone's having fun somewhere.
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    Sticky: Tea this evening was more of the roast chicken...

    Tea this evening was more of the roast chicken legs rounded off with 1.05 pints of good Glengettie tea.

    The evening's entertainment was BTVS S7 E13 (with and without commentary) and Angel S4 E13...
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    Sticky: Dunno how long the TD ran since I forgot about it...

    Dunno how long the TD ran since I forgot about it due to playing a very bad hand of Freecell.

    Tea is also late due to this. :eyes

    And it's fecking freezing out there now.
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    Sticky: Lunch today was poached tomato and scrambled egg...

    Lunch today was poached tomato and scrambled egg on Morrisons sunflower and pumpkin seed toast with 1.05 pints of Good Glengettie tea.

    During the attempted reading of Monday links, the...
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    Not in Neath he hasn't, the nearest one is 40...

    Not in Neath he hasn't, the nearest one is 40 miles away.

    There was some in Morrisons the other day.
  49. Ye Olde Sloughe of Desponde used to do a Music...

    Ye Olde Sloughe of Desponde used to do a Music Tech degree which included such novelties as a bit of elementary electronics.

    Ye Newe Regime thought this Very Silly and thusly turned it into a BA...
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    Sticky: GoogleDiagnosis(tm) suggests that it might be...

    GoogleDiagnosis(tm) suggests that it might be whooping cough. :smokin :suity:

    My mate had that 5 years ago & it's no fun.



    Cheeky mare. :D
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