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  1. Oh, UK starting to show it’s hand: Brexit: 'No...

    Oh, UK starting to show it’s hand:
    Brexit: 'No alignment' with EU on regulation, Javid tells business - BBC News

    That’s going to go down well with regulated businesses, such as med/pharma.
  2. Take your per year value, then pump it in here:...

    Take your per year value, then pump it in here:
    Income tax calculator: Find out your take-home pay - MSE

    Remember, it’s not going into your Ltd, it’s going to you on PAYE terms.

    If you’re...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Frosty out, but at least no...

    Morning all :wave:

    Frosty out, but at least no rain. Haven’t made it out of bed yet.
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    Sticky: WBPS

    WBPS
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    Sticky: I’ve got all of their albums, although one...

    I’ve got all of their albums, although one remains in its cellophane, unplayed.

    When I was growing up, my mum gave me advice that I’ve stuck to: Never listen to Rumours
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    Sticky: The bi-weekly B call finished 20 mins ago,...

    The bi-weekly B call finished 20 mins ago, closely followed by my PM messaging me to say "have a good weekend"
    I was still working on something I wanted to finish, so I insisted on messaging him...
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    Sticky: They are a popular beat combo. They've got a few...

    They are a popular beat combo. They've got a few CDs out...
  8. Thread: Word associations

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    Specs

    Specs
  9. Thread: Greggexit

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    I though this was going to be about Mr Wallace:...

    I though this was going to be about Mr Wallace:
    "Leaving the EU doesn't get tougher than this"
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    Sticky: Century :yay:

    Century :yay:
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    Thanks for asking, I'll be emptying buckets in...

    Thanks for asking, I'll be emptying buckets in the attic, looking at the roof and shaking my head, and we're going to try to get the new chickens and old ones integrated - if it all goes well, I'll...
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    Sticky: Oh alright then, but only cause I'm bored... ...

    Oh alright then, but only cause I'm bored...

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/135978-something-weekend-sir.html#post2717728
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    Something for the weekend, sir?

    Well, what are you all up to?
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    Sticky: Are you the exception that proves the rule? ;)

    Are you the exception that proves the rule? ;)
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    Sticky: Not my job.

    Not my job.
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    Sticky: The value is decimal. Standard code allows a...

    The value is decimal.
    Standard code allows a variable to go 1-100. The company rarely needs > 20, so to satisfy part of the business, one year ago they hard coded the maximum value to 20 without...
  17. Is it this...

    Is it this?

    Or are you buying Dim's place?

    But since Frogmore Cottage isn't on the market yet, perhaps somewhere close to it?
  18. oh, and does it have parking?

    oh, and does it have parking?
  19. Thread: Word associations

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    Rockers

    Rockers
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    Sticky: I'm no techie, but what should the punishment be...

    I'm no techie, but what should the punishment be for hard-coding values rather than using variables?
    :devil:mad:mad::throw:
  21. Thread: Word associations

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    Winklepickers

    Winklepickers
  22. Thread: Word associations

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    Crepe

    Crepe
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    I'm going back to Staples to sue them under the...

    I'm going back to Staples to sue them under the trade descriptions act. This roll of tape I bought from them doesn’t taste like scotch.
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    The only thing necessary for the triumph of...

    The only thing necessary for the triumph of stupidity is for clever people to spend all their time arguing with them on social media.
  25. Thread: Analogy fun

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    My dog.

    My dog.
  26. EU publish thoughts for their negotiations. UK Govt still clueless/directionless

    Here's a couple of them:

    https://ec.europa.eu/commission/sites/beta-political/files/seminar-20200113-fta_en.pdf
    ...
  27. Thread: Analogy fun

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    The plan was simple, like BrilloPad. But unlike...

    The plan was simple, like BrilloPad. But unlike Brillo, this plan just might work.
  28. Thread: Analogy fun

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    Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair...

    Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
  29. Thread: Analogy fun

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    I saw her sitting at the bar. I approached. ...

    I saw her sitting at the bar.

    I approached.

    "Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.
  30. Put in an offer that you think is reasonable,...

    Put in an offer that you think is reasonable, based on what you can afford, how long the chain is with your sale, how flexible you are, if you have already got any additional funding secured in...
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    Sticky: Oh yeah, just remembered... TFIF, etc.

    Oh yeah, just remembered...
    TFIF, etc.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Blue skies, sunshine, a...

    Morning all :wave:
    Blue skies, sunshine, a gentle breeze. Lovely day for flying. Unlike the days this week I was actually flying.
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    Sticky: Over the east coast of Ireland was a bit of...

    Over the east coast of Ireland was a bit of rollercoaster CAT at FL310. Also the last 1000ft coming in over London was a bit choppy, we hit the southern runway quite hard.

    And there was an...
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    Sticky: She’s been washing my car.

    She’s been washing my car.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Almost time to come home. :D

    Morning all :wave:

    Almost time to come home. :D
  36. Thread: Analogy fun

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    If you want a bad analogy, I cringe when I hear...

    If you want a bad analogy, I cringe when I hear about Agile “Scrums” and “Scrum-masters”

    Someone who knew nothing about rugby must have come up with the names.
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    Life is like a constipated mathematician. ...

    Life is like a constipated mathematician.

    ...sometimes you have to work it out with a pencil
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    Moved to General, since I suspect the OP is...

    Moved to General, since I suspect the OP is either trolling, or that most of the answers will not be professional.

    1. Do you understand what a charity is?
    2. Do you understand what you have to do...
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    Sticky: Very tasty pizza at Il Padrino this evening,...

    Very tasty pizza at Il Padrino this evening, washed down with some tasty wine.
  40. If you don’t know how many weeks/months/years ago...

    If you don’t know how many weeks/months/years ago that pregnancy was a factor, then the answer is no, you can’t clam it.
  41. Thread: You won

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    It’s not outrage, but papers don’t sell stories...

    It’s not outrage, but papers don’t sell stories to their followers based on “let’s work things out for the best”, they sell based on extremes.
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    Sticky: I lied about #1. It’s raining

    I lied about #1.

    It’s raining
  43. How long ago did you take maternity leave? Have...

    How long ago did you take maternity leave?
    Have you filled in an EPS in time?
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: It’s currently: 1. Not...

    Morning all :wave:

    It’s currently:
    1. Not raining
    2. Not windy
    In Cork.
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    Sticky: I go back roads to Gatwick. It’s a breeze from...

    I go back roads to Gatwick. It’s a breeze from home.

    ... speaking of breezes, landing in Cork during Storm Brendan was interesting. The wind here is so bad they can’t offload our bags from the...
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    Sticky: Hey LM, if you’ve got some time on your hands,...

    Hey LM, if you’ve got some time on your hands, could you go to T2 long stay and give my car a wash? :)
  47. Thread: Word associations

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    Sloppy

    Sloppy
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    Sticky: In the lounge at T2. Crappy drive round the M25,...

    In the lounge at T2. Crappy drive round the M25, but here now. Can’t have a drink as it’s back to back meetings as soon as I land.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: a bit early, but off to LHR...

    Morning all :wave: a bit early, but off to LHR for a flight.
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    What do you mean by "longer than I normally would...

    What do you mean by "longer than I normally would have"?
    Are we talking previous tax year? After the year end accounts have been submitted?
    Or is it just about timing and amount for this tax year?...
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