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    Sticky: Still. Home again home again jiggety jig.

    Still.

    Home again home again jiggety jig.
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    Sticky: Sunny sunny sunny. :glasses Sunny sunny sunny....

    Sunny sunny sunny. :glasses
    Sunny sunny sunny. :glasses
    Sunny sunny sunny. :glasses
    Sunny sunny sunny. :glasses
    Sunny sunny sunny. :glasses
    Sunny sunny sunny. :glasses
    Sunny sunny sunny....
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    Sticky: Must be blue, coz the sun's out.

    Must be blue, coz the sun's out.
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    Would the honorable gentleperson be referring in...

    Would the honorable gentleperson be referring in some way to the advent of the new electrically amplified guitar based beat combo?
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    Which explains the Schedule A Income Tax receipts...

    Which explains the Schedule A Income Tax receipts I found in my grandfather's records, a man with no income paying tax.

    A neat trick if you can achieve it.

    He died shortly before Selwyn Lloyd...
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all :wave: Dry. Can't decide...

    :wave: Morning all :wave:

    Dry.

    Can't decide if the slice of sky visible though the gap in the curtains is grey or light blue.

    It's not sunny so I'd venture that it's grey.

    Though it might...
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    Sticky: S1 of BTVS done & dusted and S2E1 watched. ...

    S1 of BTVS done & dusted and S2E1 watched.

    Along with one ep of Joan of Arcadia watched.

    Now watching Dr Pimple Popper.

    A chap with a gigantic lump just above his knee.

    It's a cyst.
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    Sticky: I'm wondering what the flavour of that bol I...

    I'm wondering what the flavour of that bol I found in the fridge freezer cabinet will be.

    It's been in there for months.

    Tea this evening is, unusually, M&S Chunky breaded haddock.
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    Sticky: Lunch was the poached tomato/scrambled egg on...

    Lunch was the poached tomato/scrambled egg on Morrisons multiseed toast thing again.

    It was nice enough.

    Followed by a pear.

    Which, despite indications to the contrary, wasn't ripe and even...
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    Sticky: Dampish turned into a bit drizzlier, then on the...

    Indeed it does :ohwell[/QUOTE]

    Dampish turned into a bit drizzlier, then on the trek up to Tonna lock it looks almost as if the sun was about to emerge from the overwhelming gloom but it was not...
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    Sticky: In with the hoi polloi following a misty moisty...

    In with the hoi polloi following a misty moisty drizzly trek down town.

    Very dampish.
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all if all there be :wave: ...

    :wave: Morning all if all there be :wave:

    Dark.

    Dank.

    Dreary.

    Depressing.
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    Sticky: M2 browning. :smokin Tea was the remains of...

    M2 browning. :smokin

    Tea was the remains of that poor duck from yesterday.

    It was nice enough, rounded off with some good Glengettie Tea.

    Having watched 5 eps of BTVS am now watching...
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    Sticky: And another 4 eps of S1 BTVS bite the dust, along...

    And another 4 eps of S1 BTVS bite the dust, along with a dusted Darla. :(

    I've always found Julie Benz to be very toothsome. :tongue:p

    Raining here.

    Wot a surprise.

    The poppety ping just...
  15. "Court of the Crimson King" is the only one of...

    "Court of the Crimson King" is the only one of their albums that I like.

    Though I tolerate "Lark's tongue in aspic" coz it's on the other side of the cassette.:eyes

    The Dead Zone: 40 years...
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    Sticky: Lunch today has been baked beans on Morrisons...

    Lunch today has been baked beans on Morrisons multiseed toast with a scotch egg (morrisons, reduced) thrown in for good measure.

    Followed by a conference pear (mine, off tree), peeled and...
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    Sticky: In with the hoi polloi. In some sort of...

    In with the hoi polloi.

    In some sort of miracle it didn't rain on me on the way.
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all :wave: Grey. Damp. ...

    :wave: Morning all :wave:

    Grey.

    Damp.

    Dark.

    Dreary.
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    Sticky: Having got slightly bored with Joan of Arcadia...

    Having got slightly bored with Joan of Arcadia and with nothing of note to watch on tv, currently watching a little known series "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" on dvd, purchased long enough ago that the...
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    Sticky: Look on the bright side, you won't have to scream...

    Look on the bright side, you won't have to scream "feck offffff" down the phone to some scumbag oik trying to sell you insurance for the damn thing. :smokin

    I'm quite upset that Stephen Moore has...
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    Sticky: Sun's out. :glasses The duck was nice enough....

    Sun's out. :glasses

    The duck was nice enough.

    Seemed to gee up the local cats a bit when I put the extractor fan on. :eyes

    Oh, and the wind is rising.

    Not my flatulence, but the breeze...
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    Maybe he's going for -55. :rollin: This is now...

    Maybe he's going for -55. :rollin:

    This is now so far beyond surreal that it renders one quite bemused.

    Not even lions led by donkeys any more, it's the confused led by the even more confused....
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    But looking on the bright side The Tory Scum have...

    But looking on the bright side The Tory Scum have done a fine job of fecking up you Tax Avoiders, far better than Dim Dawn ever did.

    Vote Tory for A Better Deal for the 1%ers.

    The rest of us...
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    Sticky: Sunday lunch now a cooking in the oven. ...

    Sunday lunch now a cooking in the oven.

    Gressingham duck legs today (Morrisons, reduced).

    I suppose I'd better get the vaccing done. :ind

    Now the Lidl(tm) ear defenders with built in...
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    :oldgit:

    :oldgit:
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    Sticky: ^^I see your "Platoon" and raise you "Hamburger...

    ^^I see your "Platoon" and raise you "Hamburger Hill".

    All total & utter insanity.

    :wave: Morning all if all there be and the world hasn't ended while I slept. :eyes :wave:

    Grey.

    Dark.
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    Sticky: Isn't a giant courgette a marrow?* Just askin'...

    Isn't a giant courgette a marrow?*

    Just askin' like?

    One of those things I really really really don't miss Strangelove Pater growing, especially when he planted more than one of the damn...
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    Thankfully I'll be dead by then.:smokin

    Thankfully I'll be dead by then.:smokin
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    Sticky: I was going to poach it until I discovered it was...

    I was going to poach it until I discovered it was ripe. :D



    Good luck with that. :eyes

    Having got slightly bored with Joan of Arcadia, now watching "Great British Car Journeys" with the...
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    Sticky: Transpires that there were 3 portions of what I...

    Transpires that there were 3 portions of what I think was bol and a kipper (Morrisons, reduced) in the freezer.

    Now have a giant puddle on the floor in front of the fridge and it's still...
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    Sticky: You cruel cruel Simian. :smokin I think it's...

    You cruel cruel Simian. :smokin

    I think it's more a curious sense of loss.

    Or something.

    I think I'll defrost the fridge.

    For want of doing something.
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    Sticky: Just as well I did since it pissed down on the...

    Just as well I did since it pissed down on the stagger up to Tonna lock & back.

    Quite grey now.

    Raining again.

    But at least it's vertical rather than yesterday's horizontal.
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    Sticky: In with the hoi polloi, and since I brought an...

    In with the hoi polloi, and since I brought an umbrella with me the sun's come out.
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    Sticky: Which has resulted in a curious feeling I'm...

    Which has resulted in a curious feeling I'm always afflicted with after the conclusion of one or other of these epics.

    Strange.

    :wave: Morning all if all there be. :wave:

    Grey.
    ...
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    Sticky: Very wise, the concept of stretching something so...

    Very wise, the concept of stretching something so interminable over 8 weeks strikes me as being cruel and unusual punishment.

    In other news, Jeremiah has concluded, sort of, in yet another JMS...
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    Sticky: I see that the 8 hour tv version of that load of...

    I see that the 8 hour tv version of that load of semiotic twaddle known as "The Name of the Rose" is appearing on BBC at 21:00 this evening.

    I'm giving it a miss. :eyes

    The hours I wasted on...
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    Currently nothing since I can't be arsed to fill...

    Currently nothing since I can't be arsed to fill the forms in.:ind
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    Sticky: :wave: Monsoonlike with added murrain of...

    :wave:

    Monsoonlike with added murrain of beasts and old women and sticks in the metropolis of Swansea this lunchtime.

    The "waxed" jacket proved inadequate to my needs. :(

    The :oldgit:s...
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    Recently read "Austerity Britain 1945 - 1951",...

    Recently read "Austerity Britain 1945 - 1951", "Family Britain 1951 - 1957", and "Modernity Britain 1957 - 1962" all by David Kynaston, being some 2000 or so pages of post war history.

    Inneresting...
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    Sticky: ^^There's an echo in here an echo in here an echo...

    ^^There's an echo in here an echo in here an echo in here. :smokin

    :wave: Morning all if all there be :wave:

    Dark.

    Dank.

    Horizontal drizzle.
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    Read that about 15 years ago, it's on a shelf in...

    Read that about 15 years ago, it's on a shelf in here somewhere.

    The craziness of that sort of design and development organisation is quite graphic.

    No wonder people get burned out.
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    Sticky: And so it proved to be. The remaining two eps...

    And so it proved to be.

    The remaining two eps of "Jeremiah" shall wait until tomorrow.



    Nope but I remember the Finnish Esteemed Customer who was regularly found in the gutter down Wind...
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    Sticky: Just as well really since I can't make their...

    Just as well really since I can't make their website work. :confused:

    I did contemplate doing an OU degree nearly 40 years ago after my CEI Part II but never got around to it.

    It's quite funny...
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    Sticky: Gosh. OU modules are quite cheap in Wales. If...

    Gosh. OU modules are quite cheap in Wales.

    If I still had a brain I might consider it. :eyes :oldgit:
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    Sticky: Tea this evening was the last of the batch of...

    Tea this evening was the last of the batch of chili con carne out of the freezer.

    It seemed to lack something that the previous portions had.

    But it was nice enough.

    Followed by another...
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    Sticky: I wouldn't worry about umbrellas. I had a...

    I wouldn't worry about umbrellas.

    I had a trampoline blown over a wall from next door but one some time ago. :eyes

    In other news Washing machine scam about my Miele washing machine.

    Which...
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    Sticky: Diver is that you? Morriston Hospital staff...

    Diver is that you?

    Morriston Hospital staff praised for saving man's severed hand - BBC News
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    L115A3 plus ghillie suit is more my style....

    L115A3 plus ghillie suit is more my style. :smokin

    I'm not into close up & personal. :smokin

    Oh, and it's slugs in the shotgun rather than shot. :smokin

    May as well be hung for a sheep as a...
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    Sticky: Today's excitement in with the hoi polloi was two...

    Today's excitement in with the hoi polloi was two test messages (as it turned out) sent from the library ap, which caused some little confusion (:confused: anyway and :oldgit: which doesn't help)...
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    Trump and thinking?

    Syntax Error: Does not compute.:smokin

    We can only hope that The Football is filled with crayons.
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