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    And don't shag any of the police officers regards...

    And don't shag any of the police officers regards of your preferred gender of sexual partner.
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    Emmm nah. I will spend from the 3 to the 16...

    Emmm nah.

    I will spend from the 3 to the 16 inebriated and then spend the rest of my time sober.
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    Sticky: Afternoon After a foggy start today's high was...

    Afternoon

    After a foggy start today's high was 12 degrees.

    I had to go get a parcel from Next.

    They had put a desk blocking one of the doorways with a couple plastic screens on it. You then...
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    So some more of London and the SE will be going...

    So some more of London and the SE will be going into Tier 3 within a month.
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    Least she's alive. What is it with policemen...

    Least she's alive.

    What is it with policemen in the SW? Isn't there enough crime for them to deal with?
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    Sensible as the US doesn't extradite it's...

    Sensible as the US doesn't extradite it's citizens especially if they are involved in the death of someone...
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    You could have voted for Comrade Corbyn and his...

    You could have voted for Comrade Corbyn and his totally competent shadow cabinet....
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    DOOM: Government caught lying again...

    around Covid and PPE.

    Exclusive: Government U-turns on claim that '70 per cent' of England's PPE is made in the UK - CityAM : CityAM

    The government has made an apparent U-turn on claims that 70...
  9. Different age groups may get different Covid...

    Different age groups may get different Covid vaccines, experts say | Science | The Guardian
  10. Thread: My Lunch

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    What, when he lights his farts?

    What, when he lights his farts?
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    ..mmmmm......

    ..mmmmm......
  12. It isn't and coming on a public accessible forum...

    It isn't and coming on a public accessible forum stating what you intend to do isn't the brightest thing.
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    As soon as recruiters see or sniff a project they...

    As soon as recruiters see or sniff a project they start talking to people they could put in the role. So keep engaging with them.
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    Sticky: Was meant to say "Diddo" or "Ditto". (Sorry I...

    Was meant to say "Diddo" or "Ditto".

    (Sorry I was sorting out a client IT issue.)
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    It's the oldest conspiracy theory in the world....

    It's the oldest conspiracy theory in the world....
  16. Thread: Good news

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    Does anyone in the world eat brown/black rats? ...

    Does anyone in the world eat brown/black rats?

    If not then it would have to jump animal species to another one we do eat like pigs, cattle or chickens. Then it can jump to humans due to poor...
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    Sticky: Morning. It is was 1 degrees and fog here. Now...

    Morning.

    It is was 1 degrees and fog here. Now it is 2 degrees. High of 6 today and low of 5 tonight.


    Dido



    Need to put the WM on.
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    Sticky: Parcel picked up. Why do men think they are...

    Parcel picked up.

    Why do men think they are invincible to Covid 19?

    Apart from mad old ladies the only people I see without masks in shops are youngish men.
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    DOOM: Top Glove

    ..or more like Covid Glove.

    A bit of slave labour when making medical gloves...

    COVID-19: World's biggest latex glove maker warns prices may rise after thousands of factory workers get...
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    Sticky: After that I have two more non-edibke Christmas...

    After that I have two more non-edibke Christmas presents to think about...
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    Sticky: I need to go out in the cold and pick up the...

    I need to go out in the cold and pick up the parcel....
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    Sticky: Next year book in with Boots (or another local...

    Next year book in with Boots (or another local pharmacy) at the beginning of September.

    I had mine at the beginning of October.
  23. Which is fine for everyone 18-55 and what we want.

    Which is fine for everyone 18-55 and what we want.
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    Sticky: Looks like I have to sort the problem out...

    Looks like I have to sort the problem out tomorrow and escalate it.
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    Due to CV. Being in Tier 2 means I have to...

    Due to CV.

    Being in Tier 2 means I have to meet outside in the cold.

    Though I should do what the lycra louts in my area are currently doing....
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    Sticky: I'm still on a support call. Only taken an hour...

    I'm still on a support call. Only taken an hour so far...


    I need to do some vacuuming and pick up a parcel....

    Suspect I will end up picking the parcel up tomorrow.
  27. I'm not a sockie. We just pretended we were...

    I'm not a sockie.

    We just pretended we were each others sockies to wind you lot up.


    (AtW can spell and has fewer grammar mistakes than me as he learnt English as an additional language.)
  28. Or Bojo and his stance on devolution.

    Or Bojo and his stance on devolution.
  29. No it's isn't really. If you read up about all...

    No it's isn't really.

    If you read up about all the mistakes made in drug testing, due to the side effects that are only found in proper use you wouldn't be shocked.

    Plus flu vaccine is only...
  30. Are they more corrupt than the Torys under BoJo...

    Are they more corrupt than the Torys under BoJo or Labour under Komrade Corbyn?
  31. Testing in people isn't exact as people aren't...

    Testing in people isn't exact as people aren't clones of one another.
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    I don't want to visit anyone. :tantrum:

    I don't want to visit anyone. :tantrum:
  33. Well that's easy. Give everyone under 55 the...

    Well that's easy.

    Give everyone under 55 the Oxford vaccine.

    And everyone over it the more expensive one.

    And as most of the developing world are under 55 it's a massive money saver that a ...
  34. Thread: Fair Cop...

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    That would involve spending money. They just...

    That would involve spending money.

    They just stick security tags on wine, steak and razors.
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    Sticky: Why do I do work for feckwits whose aim seems to...

    Why do I do work for feckwits whose aim seems to be to stop me doing any work by stupid processes.

    :tantrum:

    :bang:

    :throw:
  36. Thread: Fair Cop...

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    Update to the story:- He's been sacked. ...

    Update to the story:-


    He's been sacked.

    Apparently, his claim was unbelivable.
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    Sticky: Nope for my remote controls in the living room.

    Nope for my remote controls in the living room.
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    Sticky: Just hearing a tube driver talk about a lady who...

    Just hearing a tube driver talk about a lady who jumped in front of him, he looked at her at the last moment, their eyes met and she smiled before the train hit her.

    Not surprisingly he has mental...
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    Sticky: Amazon just told me it's black Friday. The...

    Amazon just told me it's black Friday.

    The only thing I want is batteries.
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    Sticky: Morning Grey out. Suppose to be currently...

    Morning

    Grey out. Suppose to be currently raining according to my weather app.

    Today's high of 9 degrees and tonight's low is 3 degrees.

    Shopping delivered (late) with a random item.
  41. They can't do either until unemployment falls.

    They can't do either until unemployment falls.
  42. Thread: Fair Cop...

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    I once scanned the wrong type of potato for a...

    I once scanned the wrong type of potato for a cheaper type because they didn't have the type I was buying on their tills, and the assistant had fecked off.
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    Fair Cop...

    Or more like a thief who is a cop.

    Cop who scanned Krispy Kremes as 7p carrots said it was ‘honest mistake’ | Metro News

    A police officer who scanned a 7p barcode for carrots on tray of £9.95...
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    Sticky: Panorama on how shared ownership is a con due to...

    Panorama on how shared ownership is a con due to service charges.
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    Sticky: Reading the local council email. Apparently it is...

    Reading the local council email. Apparently it is not OK to beat up and racially abuse the parking attendants.

    Living a few minutes from some schools and nurseries I've not seen one beaten up in a...
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    Sticky: Is it to ensure you can't see your veins in there?

    Is it to ensure you can't see your veins in there?
  47. Have you missed the foreign aid budget going down...

    Have you missed the foreign aid budget going down from 0.7%?

    This budget is BoJo all over. He can't stick to any promise.
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    How do you mask vodka bottles?

    How do you mask vodka bottles?
  49. You are not 5 so Google it.

    You are not 5 so Google it.
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    Thing is it probably would have been true as he...

    Thing is it probably would have been true as he would have caught it from other treatment...
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