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    Most importantly - glad you are safe. I would...

    Most importantly - glad you are safe.

    I would put my money on the insurers sending it down to Nationwide Accident Repairs, the car being stuck on a jig & some new panels being ordered in & a lick...
  2. Twitching and shouting at an invisible person...

    Twitching and shouting at an invisible person "you're triggering me" is my go to. A German stare helps as well.
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    This blasted virus. It doesn't spare anyone,...

    This blasted virus. It doesn't spare anyone, despite their commitment to protection.



    https://i.imgur.com/r2DtnYj.jpg
  4. + It is not a unilateral decision. Roaming...

    + It is not a unilateral decision. Roaming partners have a say as well as the home operator. Let's subsidise VF they are all saying.

    We hold all the cards. :glasses
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    Preview of what Kent will be covered in in just...

    Preview of what Kent will be covered in in just over a month. Ah, truckers with their bottles & bags. Bless.
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    :yay: Taken Back Control We Are Getting Our...

    :yay: Taken Back Control

    We Are Getting Our Country Back

    Believe in Britain!

    New National Anthem!
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    It's fake.

    It's fake.
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    Texting. Bad Dominic.

    So let me get this straight.

    You can **** an entire country, get your eyes checked at Durham undermining any confidence in lockdowns ; but send nasty texts about Boris' zillionth partner & get...
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    Biden Won! Get over it!

    The UK truly does hold all the cards. Should be a pinch getting Brexit done with a new President who openly compared Boris to Trump.
  10. We hold all the cards. First in line to pick up...

    We hold all the cards. First in line to pick up the scraps, gratefully.
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    Even if they are drunk? It will be my undoing.

    Even if they are drunk?

    It will be my undoing.
  12. It won't. You will never drive a new car.

    It won't. You will never drive a new car.
  13. Agreed. It is absolutely absurd that renters are...

    Agreed. It is absolutely absurd that renters are unsupported.
  14. It's widely available but shockingly expensive,...

    It's widely available but shockingly expensive, normally bundled into driver assistance packs.

    I first had it on my W220 nearly 2 decades ago. The current systems are in a different league though.
  15. Easy, this thing I found at Burning Man. ...

    Easy, this thing I found at Burning Man.

    https://i.imgur.com/lH72j7w.jpg
  16. I have only ever seen one of these in the flesh...

    I have only ever seen one of these in the flesh and that was parked outside Showing results for Bahndamm Düsseldorf. Was this you?
  17. I hate to tell you but BA have retired the 747. ...

    I hate to tell you but BA have retired the 747.

    On an A380 you are going to be near the main F toilet on most airlines. That is the domain of my stuffed monkey as he believes quite rightly that...
  18. Um, that is a different threat. This is the...

    Um, that is a different threat.

    This is the thread of magnificent excess.
  19. Excellent value for money car. Very hard to beat,...

    Excellent value for money car. Very hard to beat,

    It will end it's days in Phnom Penh
  20. I am struggling to think of a more inappropriate...

    I am struggling to think of a more inappropriate car to rock up to a contract in.
  21. I am still drunk still last lockdown.

    I am still drunk still last lockdown.
  22. What dis everyone drive in the good all days??

    :smile Remember the good old days of hourly billing, 1.5x in the evenings, 2x at weekends. Split payments to the Bank of Cyprus from Connexions in Luxembourg. The glory days of getting paid far too...
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    So roughly the same as those grease balls under...

    So roughly the same as those grease balls under London?
  24. So you say. I'm ******* triggered.

    So you say. I'm ******* triggered.
  25. The contract for managing the comms has been...

    The contract for managing the comms has been outsourced to Capita, so yes.
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    Male Chastity

    Seems to be all the rage at the moment. Is anyone else considering it during lockdown?

    No need to go through airport screening either at the moment.

    https://i.imgur.com/Pz7OYsO.jpg
  27. I deliberately didn't list the 740. Didn't last...

    I deliberately didn't list the 740. Didn't last the old money look and ended up as the car boot sale workhorse for the masses after half a decade of landed ownership. The 2.4 Auto fuel economy was...
  28. Um, yeah. You kind of need a 240, 850 or V70 to...

    Um, yeah. You kind of need a 240, 850 or V70 to carry it off properly.
  29. What I meant was that nurseries in the...

    What I meant was that nurseries in the Netherlands have the clout to force the costs on him.
  30. Why the **** should he? If one goes to the...

    Why the **** should he?

    If one goes to the effort of paying to build a space rocket company, and then a ******* colony "international law" should race him to it or fight him for it.

    The New...
  31. The longer the Volvo has been in the family the...

    The longer the Volvo has been in the family the wealthier the family.
  32. "Brexit Shock" - Garden shop owner troubled, feels sorry for EU suppliers.

    YOU the garden centers will be paying the tariffs you dick.

    Plant inspectors and rising prices: UK garden industry set for Brexit shock | Politics | The Guardian
  33. I don't think this thread is eliciting the...

    I don't think this thread is eliciting the answers OP expected.
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    Important Government decisions/news should not be...

    Important Government decisions/news should not be behind a paywall...

    GitHub - iamadamdev/bypass-paywalls-chrome: Bypass Paywalls web browser extension for Chrome and Firefox.
  35. Hobbs & Parker Auctions (Ashford)- ex NHS & Fire...

    Hobbs & Parker Auctions (Ashford)- ex NHS & Fire Department Vans to his hearts content. Available in many colours from the NHS and red from the fire department.

    Think £1200 pounds with FSH nil...
  36. And the fastest appreciating car on the used...

    And the fastest appreciating car on the used market for good reason. Damn useful the Kangoo & Partner and a frugal feelgood factor. A practical Renault 4.

    Good choice.
  37. FTFY

    FTFY
  38. Outside of work? Whatever I have paid for without...

    Outside of work? Whatever I have paid for without finance and insured for under £200, and so should you in the current climate.

    Horses for courses:

    2002 Landrover Defender for when I am...
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    Scoots. You are missing the point. We use crypto...

    Scoots. You are missing the point. We use crypto to buy drugs. When crypto increases it's worth against fiat we buy more drugs.

    This coin sounds like it will attract the kind of heat we do not...
  40. eGates are manually verified by the people at a...

    eGates are manually verified by the people at a desk as you walk through, and a whole team in a back office.

    The eGates look for 2 out of three hits on select variables & verify biometrics amongst...
  41. /s for all the Merkins. Back to Reddit with you....

    /s for all the Merkins. Back to Reddit with you. :ladybags:
  42. Let them eat Sushi!

    The fishermen are saved. Import duty on soy sauce from Japan to be reduced! I expect said fishermen to be on the phone to Marcus Rashford already.

    (best not to mention the 22% reduction for...
  43. Assuming you mean border controls & customs...

    Assuming you mean border controls & customs racial profiling neither. Problems on both side.
  44. This seems to be mostly a game of not standing...

    This seems to be mostly a game of not standing behind anyone who does not have white skin. :alien:

    My first wife was black. Never managed a trip on the chunnel without getting pulled over for...
  45. ******* immigrants feeding our children. ...

    ******* immigrants feeding our children.

    Whatever next? They'll be buying our car & steel industries. :tantrum:

    With their delusions of grandeur they think that one their kind will be managing...
  46. Brexiteer fisherman concerned that tariffs will impede their sale of fish to EU.

    THis is NOT the Brexit they voted for.



    -BBC
  47. The Japanese restaurant always ****ed me up with...

    The Japanese restaurant always ****ed me up with the Sake. Then off to the rink. Good days.
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    Sticky: I can raise you several thousand people who are...

    I can raise you several thousand people who are desperate and will take a lot lower than that.
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    Ah yes. VF. Fantastic company anywhere outside of...

    Ah yes. VF. Fantastic company anywhere outside of the UK. Utter horsetulip like this on a daily basis in Newbury (or Paddington for those who can't be arsed to go to Newbury / live there).

    That...
  50. Aldi & Lidl often have acceptable Rieslings. ...

    Aldi & Lidl often have acceptable Rieslings.

    (When at my German home I can buy Brunello at Lidl.)
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