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    Intelligent people say 'morons like you'. Morons...

    Intelligent people say 'morons like you'. Morons like you say 'like your self'. My posts are not for people like who clearly got dragged up in some sh1tole where they were short of English teachers....
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    Will the Tories Win?

    The Brexit negotiations are not going very well.

    At first sight it looks like the British are asking for the same old same old: keep the benefits but be freed from playing by the rules.
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    It makes you laugh but there is a less funny side...

    It makes you laugh but there is a less funny side to complete self-delusion: they let him vote in the Brexit Referendum :cry2:
  4. Thread: Second Wave

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    Not any longer First trial for potential...

    Not any longer

    First trial for potential Covid-19 drug shows it has no effect | World news | The Guardian
  5. The Tories (not really any of the current Cabinet...

    The Tories (not really any of the current Cabinet idiots) had sufficient warning of the threat of a pandemic but deliberately left us exposed. They should be out chucked out of power for a...
  6. Thread: Second Wave

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    Don't Call me Shirley

    Surely, if you're holding your breath, you don't need a ventilator :confused:
  7. Wow, good news! I hope you've let Chris Whitty...

    Wow, good news! I hope you've let Chris Whitty know!:music:
  8. Sit Back and Relax. We're Here for at least a Year

    There is an "incredibly small" chance of having a highly effective vaccine or treatment for the coronavirus within the next year, England's Chief Medical Officer Chris Whitty said today.
    "Until we...
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    Dim by name; dim by nature:cretin:

    Dim by name; dim by nature:cretin:
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    Nobody knows how long Coronavirus will rumble on...

    Nobody knows how long Coronavirus will rumble on for. Current thinking is you don't get a vaccine for a year or more. By contrast the ridiculous lies pedalled by Johnson, Gove, Cummings etc - an EU...
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    Yesterday's man. Yesterday's politics. We had...

    Yesterday's man. Yesterday's politics.

    We had a mediocre, gutless Tory government bumbling along siphoning off money from the working classes as usual. Then the working classes voted in a batsh1t...
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    Two wrongs equal how many rights? Remind me again.

    It will be like a walk n the park with a broken ankle. Using your logic, we might as well amputate the leg. I guess your family motto is In for a penny; in for a pound :facepalm:
  13. They're not cowards. They never said there were...

    They're not cowards. They never said there were any facts. They never said they needed any more than Sovereignty, Escape from the Evil Empire, Untold £Billions Saved.

    You may scorn the idea of...
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    Hard to imagine a city would ever grow up with a...

    Hard to imagine a city would ever grow up with a name like Manchester; that would be known as Cottonopolis because of its domination of world cotton trade.

    Hard to imagine that people in far-away,...
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    I had an MSc in Computer Science. I had been a...

    I had an MSc in Computer Science. I had been a business manager. I had worked in many sectors on many initiatives. I had programmed in several languages in many contexts. I had tuned huge database...
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    Saying you can run projects without project...

    Saying you can run projects without project managers and instead use scrum masters is like saying you can run countries without prime ministers and use people like Boris Johnson or Donald Trump - ie...
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    I've managed projects with 200 people on them....

    I've managed projects with 200 people on them. When people on here post that projects don't need management and the smart way now is to have scrum masters, there is only one word for their knowledge...
  18. Oh no. This won't go away.

    FTFY
  19. This was done to death previously. Brexit is...

    This was done to death previously.

    Brexit is like Jesus. There is no proof. There are no facts. You don't put forward arguments. You don't give GPS coordinates for Heaven or discuss what sort of...
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    Are you in some religious sect or something? What...

    Are you in some religious sect or something? What possible logic would there be in pretending to be a dumb buffoon?
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    Unsurprisingly, Cummings has restated he won't...

    Unsurprisingly, Cummings has restated he won't obey any rules. So that leaves us with no-deal or with the EU caving in and giving the UK loads of Brexit privileges, perhaps in return for keeping the...
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    I share your exasperation. Having said that, less...

    I share your exasperation. Having said that, less than half of the population are simple Homo Brexitis. I agree that leaves a truly shocking number of idiots floating about the place causing trouble...
  23. It is a sad feature of the current Tory Junta...

    It is a sad feature of the current Tory Junta (which is essentially the Brexit Gang fluffed out with a bunch of duffers who will say anything they're told) that they entirely substitute words for...
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    It's hard to find where to start when a post is...

    It's hard to find where to start when a post is wrong on just about every point AND displays such partisan, daft viewpoints

    Well it's not too hard actually. It's touching that you think Boris...
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    Anybody's Guess

    I guess one of the gotchas is Cummings would get back fishing as part of a no-deal crash-out but the fishermen could not sell any. It all currently goes to the EU and the general view is friction...
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    Everybody's dying

    In the week ending 3 April, the total number of deaths was 6,000 more than the average for this time of year. Only 3,475 were linked to Coronavirus. Its not obvious why this is happening.
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    Makes you proud to be British

    We shall spin on the beaches, we shall spin on the landing grounds, we shall spin in the fields and in the streets, we shall spin in the hills; we shall never surrender.
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    I meant going down 2-5% because of Brexit. This...

    I meant going down 2-5% because of Brexit. This was the price Homo Brexitis were happy all along to pay for Ye Olde Brexit Fairy Tale. The trouble was, like my wife, they absolutely don't understand...
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    What's the betting now?

    So, Coronavirus has slowed things down (almost to a standstill) and the EU have got much bigger fish to fry. Do you think that means they'll just stick with take-it-or-leave-it soft Brexit on the...
  30. Let's hope and pray he'll obey the deity...

    Let's hope and pray he'll obey the deity protocol: rise up vertically and not reappear for at least 2000 years
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    Fake News

    You can't jump to that conclusion.

    Move to Fake News please, Mods
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    Maybe Steer Clear of Financial Services

    FTFY
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    Keep up Cosmic!! You're supposed to pretend you...

    Keep up Cosmic!! You're supposed to pretend you play in a rock band, and call it a 'gig':facepalm:
  34. Thread: Project Fear

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    They're one and the same. You brexiteers...

    They're one and the same.

    You brexiteers continually suffer from this paranoid delusion that the EU is some separate, evil empire that acts against our interests. In fact it is a highly...
  35. Thread: Project Fear

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    And pork pies! We must find a way of bringing...

    And pork pies! We must find a way of bringing pork pies to the world!
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    My mother died two weeks ago. The Death...

    My mother died two weeks ago. The Death Certificate says

    Cause of Death
    I(a) Sepsis
    (b) Covid-19

    II Cerebrovascular Accident, Atrial Fibrillation

    She was not tested for Covid-19. She...
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    You made your bed, now you can lie on it. ...

    You made your bed, now you can lie on it.

    Except you can't :laugh:laugh:laugh
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    HTH:grin

    HTH:grin
  39. Is there really going to be a change? CV is just...

    Is there really going to be a change? CV is just halting current business. An intermission. When it's all over, won't everybody just revert to what they were doing before?
  40. The difficulty is this: if you worked for a big...

    The difficulty is this: if you worked for a big organisation's IT division and they asked you to set up such a cloud resource capability, you could conceivably build something quite ground-breaking....
  41. Seriously though, the idea of cloudsourced people...

    Seriously though, the idea of cloudsourced people is immense. You've got access to billions of people at potentially ultra low prices - the very basis of capitalism. The problem is essentialy it's...
  42. FTFY

    FTFY
  43. Thread: It's Ironic

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    Brilliant:yay::yay::yay:

    Brilliant:yay::yay::yay:
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    Go on to Vanguard and invest in LifeStrategy 60%...

    Go on to Vanguard and invest in LifeStrategy 60%

    (My son is an asset manager with one of the top banks. That's what always says. No matter what the question)
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    Any photos?

    Any photos?
  46. Thread: It's Ironic

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    Is there any other :music:

    Is there any other :music:
  47. Thread: Black listed

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    Decades ago I remember getting applicant paranoia...

    Decades ago I remember getting applicant paranoia on more than one occasion. You think someone must be giving you a bad verbal reference. You even think of a fake fishing expedition to see what they...
  48. Thread: Black listed

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    What's your evidence? Sounds like fake news to me

    What's your evidence? Sounds like fake news to me
  49. Thread: It's Ironic

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    It's Ironic

    I was chatting to the Registrar of Deaths this morning. Nice chap. Was a police inspector before he retired.

    Hardly anybody is dying of Covid-19 (so far anyway). But the irony is, compared to...
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    That's not really the point. The primates didn't...

    That's not really the point. The primates didn't know this was going to happen when they voted for Brexit/Boris. Jezza would never have got in anyway. Boris always lives in fairytale world where...
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