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    Because you don't see the difference between the...

    Because you don't see the difference between the past and the present.

    That's what makes you weird.

    Or maybe it's weird that the feelings of some Brexit supporters in wanting to highlight...
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    Demonstrates that Red Adair was right... "If you...

    Demonstrates that Red Adair was right... "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur."
  3. Thread: IDS

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    Yet in Parliament last year he also said:...

    Yet in Parliament last year he also said:
    European Union (Withdrawal Agreement) Bill - Hansard
  4. Thread: IDS

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    He posted it in a rant on twitter: ...

    He posted it in a rant on twitter:


    https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/ids.jpg

    In case that screen grab isn't compelling enough, here is the actual tweet:...
  5. Thread: Lebanon blast

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    Because, according to Wailers, there's no...

    Because, according to Wailers, there's no "compelling" evidence that wearing a face mask does anything, in fact it may make things worse.
    That's why surgeons wear masks - because there's no evidence...
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    What forms did you fill in? Did you advise...

    What forms did you fill in?



    Did you advise the person who signs your timesheet?



    Ah, so you didn't tell the people who got you the contract that you were taking time off, and how were...
  7. Thread: Lebanon blast

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    It hasn't made the front page of today's Wail,...

    It hasn't made the front page of today's Wail, they must not have found a way to spin it to reinforce any prejudices.
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    Sticky: CBS here now.

    CBS here now.
  9. Fook off Gricer.

    Fook off Gricer.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: It was a tad overcast...

    Morning all :wave:

    It was a tad overcast earlier, but that seems to be clearing.
  11. Thread: Welcome Newbie

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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    Sticky: TFBSZ

    TFBSZ
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    I must humbly apologise. If HMRC say they did not...

    I must humbly apologise. If HMRC say they did not have a job, then it's A.


    (For Paralytic and others, see post 10 of the thread which shows the question as it is worded on the form)
  14. I don't think it was directly attacking you. Ann...

    I don't think it was directly attacking you. Ann Widdecombe, possibly, but not you.

    Unless, of course, you are outing yourself as being Ms Widdecombe. Which could explain a lot.
  15. FTFY Poor ickle snowflake, so easily offended.

    FTFY

    Poor ickle snowflake, so easily offended.
  16. You mean in the same way I support this forum,...

    You mean in the same way I support this forum, moderating the spam?
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    OK, I think the issue is that the OP hasn't...

    OK, I think the issue is that the OP hasn't bothered to tell us about the options they are filling in, just some other stuff.
    Not very helpful!

    If the OP means this section:


    Then the answer...
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    Best fit: About to start new contract...

    Best fit:


    About to start new contract through umbrella company
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    Is this your first contract? What have you...

    Is this your first contract?

    What have you been doing since April this year?

    Do you have a P45 from previous employment?
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    Are you: A - about to start a contract through...

    Are you:
    A - about to start a contract through your own Ltd and have your own accountant
    B - about to start a contract through an umbrella company
    C - about to start a permanent job
    D - something...
  21. Thread: Speak English

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    Glad you're not advocating written requirements....

    Glad you're not advocating written requirements.

    "Lets" - multiple rentals, multiple tennis serves that hit the net then go over.

    "Let's" - a contraction of "Let us"
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    FTFY

    FTFY
  23. We could rename it "The hypocrisy of the Tory...

    We could rename it "The hypocrisy of the Tory Faithful", if that would make it closer to the truth.
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    A far simpler solution for beer drinkers, not...

    A far simpler solution for beer drinkers, not lager louts...
    https://rlbs.ltd.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/3c8aadc63736b2f7cd504d7301d8769f/2/1/2100060151.jpg
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave:

    Morning all :wave:
  26. Thread: It’s not pubes

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    I thought this thread was going to be about “Eat...

    I thought this thread was going to be about “Eat out to help out”
  27. Sorry to hear about your parents. OK, so...

    Sorry to hear about your parents.




    OK, so did the client sign all your timesheets?
    Did you chase the client for timesheets?
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    "People" thought he was innocent, but he's still...

    "People" thought he was innocent, but he's still being sentenced.
    Do you support his innocence?
  29. OK, you mean Thursday, Friday and Today.

    OK, you mean Thursday, Friday and Today.
  30. OK, and when did the agency pay OG?

    OK, and when did the agency pay OG?
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    Aren't you the same guy who started this thread a...

    Aren't you the same guy who started this thread a few days ago?

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/139380-not-weapons-expert-but-looks-lot-like-real-firearm.html
  32. Are you normally paid weekly or monthly? What is...

    Are you normally paid weekly or monthly?
    What is the contractual date of payment?
    Have you just used phone calls, or have any of these discussions happened by email?
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    Possibly after Tory voters put as much effort...

    Possibly after Tory voters put as much effort into being as appalled by others as they should be by the efforts of their own party to remove the whip from an MP that voted against them, but to do...
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    Sticky: This post number is pleasing to me - a double...

    This post number is pleasing to me - a double Dusty Bin.
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    Sticky: I like numbers

    I like numbers
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    John Hume: Nobel Peace Prize winner dies aged 83...

    John Hume: Nobel Peace Prize winner dies aged 83 - BBC News

    Might not have been popular with extremists, but he was one of the key people behind bringing peace to Ireland and the end of The...
  37. Thread: DOOM: Inside M25

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    Just need to put some leaves on the lines.

    Just need to put some leaves on the lines.
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    Since when was everyone who is anti-Brexit "Left...

    Since when was everyone who is anti-Brexit "Left leaning", and everyone pro-Brexit oppressed right wing?

    Is this part of the "cancel culture" ?
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    1. What was your masters in? 2. Where did you...

    1. What was your masters in?
    2. Where did you study?
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave:

    Morning all :wave:
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Woke up in pain from...

    Morning all :wave:

    Woke up in pain from yesterday’s redecorating. More to come today, after taking The Dog (tw) for a walk.
  42. I notice you failed to answer the first question:...

    I notice you failed to answer the first question: do you have private healthcare through your Ltd?
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave:

    Morning all :wave:
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    :wave:

    :wave:
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    Not totally true, but EAs are only showing buyers...

    Not totally true, but EAs are only showing buyers round who they have checked and are in a position to move. So something will appear online for a day and is gone. The online piece is more about the...
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    Keep on bouncing baby! I remember having a...

    Keep on bouncing baby!

    I remember having a mortgage. That was a while ago.
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    Sticky: About 32C out there now. Pretty much done for the...

    About 32C out there now. Pretty much done for the day/week, just doing some paperwork.
  48. Thread: Urgent advice

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    First thing is: why are you posting on the bog?...

    First thing is: why are you posting on the bog?
    Secondly, can we spot the difference between what you type and what you flush?
    Thirdly, it's not technical.
    Fourthly, this is post number 2.
  49. You always laugh at the things you don't...

    You always laugh at the things you don't understand.
    Those benefits tend to mean the company has worked out it can get a better deal than the individual can, and that it can put through those...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: the "mercury" is pushing 28C...

    Morning all :wave: the "mercury" is pushing 28C outside. I'm on conf calls. :(

    On a half day though :) (but paid for a full day :D )
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