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    Sticky: Was trying to have a nap on the settee but given...

    Was trying to have a nap on the settee but given up. knocks on door, phone calls. now I need a pee :frown

    Think I'll go and reorganise the storage in the motorhome (or nap on the MH Bed).
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Wakey Wakey :poke:

    Morning all :wave: Wakey Wakey :poke:
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    Watching "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" for...

    Watching "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" for about the 5th time.
    I must admit to a little bit of a crush on Lily James in her role as Elizabeth :smokin
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    Preserve Nature Pickle a Squirrel

    Preserve Nature

    Pickle a Squirrel
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    Sticky: I'm having Toad in the Hole. Taters & Veg shortly...

    I'm having Toad in the Hole. Taters & Veg shortly :D
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    Sticky: Just finished scrubbing the top of the...

    Just finished scrubbing the top of the motor-home. Think I may have woken next door at 05:00 erecting my aluminium scaffold towers :o

    Also broke my big tea mug
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    Sticky: I went to bed at 02.40

    I went to bed at 02.40
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    Mrs Thatcher

    Mrs Thatcher
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all. Insomnia strikes again :(

    :wave:

    Morning all. Insomnia strikes again :(
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    river

    river
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    Sticky: Was going to scrub & pollish the motorhome roof...

    Was going to scrub & pollish the motorhome roof but far too warm so stretched out on settee with cold can of coke and watching 1958 film behemoth (ridiculous) on Netflix
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    Wet

    Wet
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    Contracting

    Contracting
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    Sticky: What, No more posts on here!

    What, No more posts on here!
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    Honour

    Honour
  16. I feel oppressed :ohwell

    I feel oppressed :ohwell
  17. We can't have a military parade, we've laid off...

    We can't have a military parade, we've laid off most of our military. It would be embarrassing :o
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    We should really consider military intervention...

    We should really consider military intervention only if ladymuck's hotel isn't up to the standards she expects :smokin
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    excise

    excise
  20. Thread: Oh dear

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    They already do, which is why Brexit happened (at...

    They already do, which is why Brexit happened (at some indefinable point in the far distant future. Maybe)
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    folklore

    folklore
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    Sticky: :yay::yay::yay: well done that scourer! May...

    :yay::yay::yay: well done that scourer!

    May you always be impregnated with soap.:D
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    Fast

    Fast
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    Sticky: A veritable god. A font of knowledge and purveyor...

    A veritable god. A font of knowledge and purveyor of wisdom. wise beyond his years and an eminently worthy leader of men :smokin
  25. Absolutely amazing that a tin of alphabet Spag...

    Absolutely amazing that a tin of alphabet Spag could randomly arrange the letters like that :eek:
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    Spit

    Spit
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Just fabricated a Leg hold...

    Morning all :wave:

    Just fabricated a Leg hold down safety fixing plate kit out of checker-plate aluminium for my Fiamma wind out canopy. £17 to buy them on ebay - Saved :smokin
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    Sticky: I could do with an upgrade! will it run DOS 6.20...

    I could do with an upgrade! will it run DOS 6.20 :D
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    Blackman

    Blackman
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    Broken

    Broken
  31. Thread: Unwelcome

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    You are Welcome

    You are Welcome
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    Shakespeare

    Shakespeare
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave:

    Morning all :wave:
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    handshake

    handshake
  35. He is a hell of a man she says :ohwell ...

    He is a hell of a man she says :ohwell

    Obviously disrespecting the EU is part of their negotiating tactic :eyes
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    Sticky: There is a lot of wisdom in Terry Pratchett's...

    There is a lot of wisdom in Terry Pratchett's books. I have all of the Discworld series etc.
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    Sticky: Millennium Hand and Shrimp

    Millennium Hand and Shrimp
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    Sticky: You are Keep up the good work :D

    You are

    Keep up the good work :D
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    Creepy

    Creepy
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    Crawler

    Crawler
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    Dark

    Dark
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    Sticky: Just been offered a contract in Taichung, Taiwan...

    Just been offered a contract in Taichung, Taiwan in August. I said yes as only for 3-4 months and it ties in nicely with/between my Europe tour and then my Xmas break :)
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    Harbour

    Harbour
  44. You have a memory like my wife :eek:

    You have a memory like my wife :eek:
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    Sticky: And a LOT of lead weights unfortunately (It's a...

    And a LOT of lead weights unfortunately (It's a displacement thing):D
  46. Oy! :spank:

    Oy! :spank:
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    Sticky: Wifey and daughter just asked if I would like to...

    Wifey and daughter just asked if I would like to go to Aqua aerobics with them:eek:

    Apparently cooking my own fry up this morning does not count as my daily physical exercise (Well it does in my...
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    Johnson and Hunt trying to turn UK into tax haven...

    Johnson and Hunt trying to turn UK into tax haven for contractors

    FTFY
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    :poke: :p

    :poke:

    :p
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    Sticky: You need to get out and get a job, you are...

    You need to get out and get a job, you are spending far too much time on here :D

    Morning :wave:
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