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    Sticky: How to be productive with 'automated testing'; ...

    How to be productive with 'automated testing';

    - only test happy flows
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    Sticky: A Mondeo certainly does not have the same chassis...

    A Mondeo certainly does not have the same chassis as an XJ.
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    Sticky: Dunno; it's parked at the railway station all...

    Dunno; it's parked at the railway station all week. Just hoping it's OK.

    Needs an MOT next month :sick
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    Sticky: Morning :wave:

    Morning :wave:
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    Sticky: Morning :wave:

    Morning :wave:
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    Bloody hell, the second one's even scarier!

    Bloody hell, the second one's even scarier!
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    Art

    For you philistines;

    Giant inflatable 'sex toy' sculpture in Paris is meant to be a Christmas tree - Europe - World - The Independent
    ...
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    Sticky: WPLS

    WPLS
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    Sticky: Suity, you’re a nice bloke. Being a nice person...

    Suity, you’re a nice bloke. Being a nice person isn’t easy because there are lots of people who don’t have that desire to be nice and who will try to abuse your decent nature. I don’t think it was...
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    Sticky: Morning :wave:

    Morning :wave:
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    Sticky: Morning :wave:

    Morning :wave:
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    Sticky: In other news, why can’t cloggy dentists learn...

    In other news, why can’t cloggy dentists learn about anaesthetics? Last Friday I went to the dentist, thinking I could catch a rotting tooth on time, but it turned out to need root canal treatment....
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    Sticky: Not quite, but they do have their own chickens...

    Not quite, but they do have their own chickens nearby. Just seems a shame to fry such fresh eggs on both sides as they usually do, so I introduced the young lady to the delights of poached eggs. I...
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    Sticky: Morning :wave: Taught the girl who works in...

    Morning :wave:

    Taught the girl who works in the hotel in the mornings how to poach eggs. Yum yum; this improves my daily breakfast by a factor of 100.
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    Sticky: Futile, especially when he starts on about 'these...

    Futile, especially when he starts on about 'these people'.
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    Sticky: Chaps, can we keep it civil in TPD please? ...

    Chaps, can we keep it civil in TPD please?

    Wouldn't want it to end up like General.
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    Sticky: Morning :wave: Belated :emb

    Morning :wave:

    Belated :emb
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    Sticky: Morning :wave:

    Morning :wave:
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    Sticky: Nah, I have a beard.

    Nah, I have a beard.
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    Sticky: ftfy

    ftfy
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    Sticky: Morning :wave:

    Morning :wave:
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    Sticky: :yay:

    :yay:
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    Sticky: Citrix AKA tulip-tricks doesn't work this morning....

    Citrix AKA tulip-tricks doesn't work this morning. This is only really a problem if clientco expects the 10 contractors in the room to deliver any work.
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    Sticky: Morning :wave: Weather good in the Hague,...

    Morning :wave:

    Weather good in the Hague, hotel staff cheerful, builders outside cheerful, even the security man in the metro was friendly and cheerful. There must be something wrong :ohwell
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    Sticky: Message to clueless hotel owners; I have a...

    Message to clueless hotel owners;

    I have a very simple two step way to deal with poor service;
    1. I don't come back
    2. I tell my friends

    I also have a very simple two step way to deal with...
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    Sticky: Morning :wave: Last night was a late one....

    Morning :wave:

    Last night was a late one. Thank heavens for ham and eggs in the morning.
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    Sticky: Well that was quite enough buggering about for...

    Well that was quite enough buggering about for today. Off to my new urban lodgings, with a slight sense of trepidation.

    Bye for now :wave:
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    Sticky: Wow; I am logged in! That's after 3 days. I will...

    Wow; I am logged in! That's after 3 days. I will now recieve an SMS with a new security key each time I close a session. :rolleyes:
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    Sticky: Getting a user account up and running here is...

    Getting a user account up and running here is amazing. The project's own sys admin will be helping me shortly; apparently every project hires its own sys admin externally as the 'helpdesk' is beyond...
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    Sticky: :eek::puke:

    :eek::puke:
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    Sticky: Morning :wave: And congratulations to Covbob...

    Morning :wave:


    And congratulations to Covbob and the covbobs. :yay:
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    Yes, that bit's getting rather silly.

    Yes, that bit's getting rather silly.
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    Sticky: It can happen to the best of us. Blutwurst,...

    It can happen to the best of us. Blutwurst, sauerkraut plus several litres of Altbier did it for me. Happily I'd already stumbled into the hotel room.
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    Sticky: In the Hilton in Windhoek, Namibia, I witnessed...

    In the Hilton in Windhoek, Namibia, I witnessed the reaction of the chef when an American lady approached the buffet, which displayed a selection of grilled large and small ruminant mammals, and...
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    Sticky: Well they aren´t really percussion instruments...

    Well they aren´t really percussion instruments are they? Think trombone or tuba, not drums.

    :igmc:
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    The Spanish were there first and set up the...

    The Spanish were there first and set up the government structures in the 17th and 18th century; after that, lots of Italians arrived and became the majority. However, Italy has only been a state...
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    Although it looks like more modern Argentinians...

    Although it looks like more modern Argentinians are descended from Italians than Spaniards.

    Argentines of European descent - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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    Sticky: Which brings us back nicely to the subject of...

    Which brings us back nicely to the subject of refried beans.
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    Sticky: Vaguely related to my favourite word;...

    Vaguely related to my favourite word; 'moronocracy'.
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    Sticky: I see that having returned after a short break,...

    I see that having returned after a short break, unprecedented levels of cretindom are to be found in General.

    When you think it's reached rock bottom, it...err...hasn't.
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    Yeah how bloody funny is this? 900 deaths and...

    Yeah how bloody funny is this? 900 deaths and 2000 more crippled, mostly young people who joined the army to get themselves a future, or conscripts who didn't have much choice, people on both sides...
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    Sticky: Fish and chips (http://fiskebaren.dk/en/maden/) ...

    Fish and chips

    Very good indeed, if you like fish and chips or simple fresh seafood.
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    Sticky: Morning :wave:

    Morning :wave:
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    Sticky: Afternoon :wave: Back in action, now on a...

    Afternoon :wave:

    Back in action, now on a government project in the Hague. Might go back to last clientco next year though, depending on availability.
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    Indeed; change is cool, lots of new stuff to be...

    Indeed; change is cool, lots of new stuff to be built and tested. Trouble is, someone has to have the dosh to pay for it.
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    I'd like to see this. Where do I buy tickets?

    I'd like to see this. Where do I buy tickets?
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    ...and they're all largely made up of unemployed...

    ...and they're all largely made up of unemployed alcoholic losers.



    :wink
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    MTFU! :wink

    MTFU!

    :wink
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    Then there is feeling, shouting 'f**k that hurts'...

    Then there is feeling, shouting 'f**k that hurts' and then getting back on the bike.

    Miss Pendleton was quite good at that. But then somehow she spontaneously burst out blubbing about the pressure...
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    Then he can blame the EU for keepng the Euro too...

    Then he can blame the EU for keepng the Euro too strong, and he'll be back to his normal self again.
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