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    Lily Rues the lyrics

    Lily Allen says ‘Rule, Britannia!’ song should ‘go in the bin’ because of its problematic lyrics | The Independent



    has she listened to her songs or read her lyrics?

    Lily Allen Lyrics
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    lets hope they do a good job!

    lets hope they do a good job!
  3. oh dear you become a remainer?? Germany may...

    oh dear you become a remainer??

    Germany may have entered recession is a bit similar to the sky may fall in over the UK etc.
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    Forbade

    Forbade
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    not outing - well its not that important. ...

    not outing - well its not that important.

    remember wise words from friends of Socrates


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_yJFLvmjJY

    As to being gay - whatever floats your boat, just don't...
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    Head

    Head
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    Calcium

    Calcium
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    bloody germans...

    bloody germans...
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    manure

    manure
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    Launched 1911, sunk 1912 then refloated 2019 by...

    Launched 1911, sunk 1912 then refloated 2019 by desperate feckwits. How does it feel to be a century out of date?
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    FTFY damn I have had pedigree dogs with...

    FTFY

    damn I have had pedigree dogs with arseholes brighter than this lot!

    10 cards for a pound versus moonpig but its all the fault of Brexit.
  12. Thread: Glasgow

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    hey it was 2 world wars they started by invading...

    hey it was 2 world wars they started by invading and ethnically cleansing innocent nations. Lest we forget and all that.
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    You must now that the cert that NLyUK gave you to...

    You must now that the cert that NLyUK gave you to wear the Pith helmet is a fake.

    Strange the vast majority of ex forces personnel I have worked with have been intelligent, resourceful & fun...
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    we know you like the expansionist policies of...

    we know you like the expansionist policies of Germany, Belgium & Poland aren't so keen...
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    The person who receives the cash for services and...

    The person who receives the cash for services and then fails to pay tax on them is a tax evader.

    Now the person who pays may be tax evading if they are aware that tax will not be paid.

    Neither...
  16. Thread: Weekend Thread

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    4. You get to see me in Lycra :wink

    4. You get to see me in Lycra :wink
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    pelvic

    pelvic
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    Sticky: Breakfast was a steak & Kidney pie (don't judge...

    Breakfast was a steak & Kidney pie (don't judge me it was delicious).

    Lunch was vetran's finest Thai Pumpkin soup (again :happy)

    Dinner will be Kung po chicken & brown rice.
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    Sticky: you will need a stiff blade.

    you will need a stiff blade.
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    Sticky: Apparently he is joining MF selling Tat,...

    Apparently he is joining MF selling Tat, Passports, Washing Machines and party favours.
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    ah no shame no surprise.

    ah no shame no surprise.
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    signing your posts again?

    signing your posts again?
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    fek all chance of that!

    fek all chance of that!
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    FTFY smell the straws!!!

    FTFY

    smell the straws!!!
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    Though so do Jezzy & Bozzo. Amazing all these...

    Though so do Jezzy & Bozzo.

    Amazing all these keyboard warriors are happy to insult our servicemen's intelligence on remembrance day maybe they finally found their balls and didn't jerk off for...
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    Avast

    Avast
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    Sticky: OK points for Tom Cruise singing Foreigner worse...

    OK points for Tom Cruise singing Foreigner worse than I do.. A definite 12 pinter.
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    Cachou

    Cachou
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    Sticky: Friday night I crawled into bed at 6pm, I crawled...

    Friday night I crawled into bed at 6pm, I crawled out at 8am feeling much better. Cue skiving on the sofa in the family room all day - well actually I was still crook.

    Sunday I spent fitting a loo...
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    Pyrrhus

    Pyrrhus
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    Hector

    Hector
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    investopedia but there are plenty of other...

    investopedia but there are plenty of other sources. And yes an ISA an entirely legal method of avoiding tax as is being outside IR35 which is why HMRC keep getting their asses handed to them on a...
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    up

    up
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    Poll: one is allowed to comment on your line of...

    one is allowed to comment on your line of fantasy, we aren't in a courtroom :wink
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    Banana! :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:

    Banana! :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
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    Amsterdam

    Amsterdam
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    general definition HMRC defionition ...

    general definition



    HMRC defionition




    so it depends on the definition you choose.
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    Poll: Strange idea everyone else classifies you as a...

    Strange idea everyone else classifies you as a feckwit.
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    I dee man you is the toilet paper! guid...

    I dee man you is the toilet paper!


    guid enuff?
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    Meeeeee!!! I feel so MF right now!

    Meeeeee!!!

    I feel so MF right now!
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    Sticky: mm slow cooked lamb stew with veg. preceded...

    mm slow cooked lamb stew with veg.

    preceded with scallops & cheese.

    mmmmmm!

    a cheeky bottle of Lindemans red to wash it down.
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    Sticky: miaow!!!

    miaow!!!
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    MF as usual?

    MF as usual?
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    We can't blame even the stupid Swiss citizens...

    We can't blame even the stupid Swiss citizens trying to escape you :grin
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    Ah remoaners harking back to the halcyon days of...

    Ah remoaners harking back to the halcyon days of 1911.
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    ah the old kippers ordering fish in a chicken...

    ah the old kippers ordering fish in a chicken restaurant.


    Best reply to that is it was advertised originally as a fish, chicken & general restaurant but changed to a chicken only restaurant...
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    Actually its a ruling against the Police banning...

    Actually its a ruling against the Police banning assemblies where they had a reasonable suspicion that they may result in Public order offences being committed. It appears the Police didn't dot the...
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    so you two are paying my Bar bill? I am Jean...

    so you two are paying my Bar bill?

    I am Jean Claude & I claim my 4 bottles of Vodka.
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    yeah lets just waste £24 million when a bunch of...

    yeah lets just waste £24 million when a bunch of crusties decide to protest illegally.

    If they had been innovative and law abiding then they would have an impact. So far they have just pissed...
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    how many roads must a mouse travel?

    how many roads must a mouse travel?
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